Current Events > Have you had a doctor check your prostate yet? you dreading da day it happens?

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ssj3vegeta2
07/15/20 5:59:52 PM
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Are you scared of getting your prostate checked?




Hmm? ;;;;o
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modena
07/15/20 6:01:40 PM
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I had to do it before I went to boot camp,I was nervous leading up to it.But it was so quick I forgot about it within a few minutes.

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ZeroX91
07/15/20 6:02:55 PM
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I will die of cancer before i let another dude finger my asshole

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jpenny2
07/15/20 6:03:50 PM
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He said he was a doctor.

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MachineJaipur
07/15/20 6:05:41 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
I will die of cancer before i let another dude finger my asshole
imagine being this insecure in your sexuality
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ZeroX91
07/15/20 6:07:12 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
imagine being this insecure in your sexuality
More not wanting bad news.

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BloodMoon7
07/15/20 6:09:48 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
More not wanting bad news.
Can't get bad news if you die from not getting the bad news in time to possibly save you!

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DepreceV2
07/15/20 6:10:36 PM
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Im waiting for technology to get good enough for them to check it without someone putting their finger in my asshole

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Smackems
07/15/20 6:10:40 PM
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I've already had doctor finger up my butt 3 or 5 times

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ZeroX91
07/15/20 6:10:46 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Can't get bad news if you die from not getting the bad news in time to possibly save you!
Exactly. You think i got health insurance? That shits expensive.

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KeeperOfShadows
07/15/20 6:11:19 PM
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Somehow I doubt it'll be that big of a deal.

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BloodMoon7
07/15/20 6:12:39 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Exactly. You think i got health insurance? That shits expensive.
Yeah honestly the bill will ruin your life if the health issues don't. Oof

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Irony
07/15/20 6:13:32 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
I will die of cancer before i let another dude finger my asshole


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Bumjuice001
07/15/20 6:19:59 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
He said he was a doctor.

I looked back and somehow both of his hands were in the air.

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Serious Cat
07/15/20 6:27:42 PM
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It's not that bad honestly.

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Smackems
07/15/20 6:27:47 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Exactly. You think i got health insurance? That shits expensive.
It was just the price of a visit for me every time

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dib153
07/15/20 6:29:47 PM
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Is there proper prostate etiquette? Like....do I have to pressure wash it? Have it bleached? What about the crack hairs? I can't handle this train of thought right now

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boxington
07/15/20 6:37:40 PM
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imagine being charged for having someone stick a finger up your ass when I can do it for free

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Duncanwii
07/15/20 6:39:54 PM
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Aeriis posted...
not yet but i can't wait

Lol. It's funny because Aeriis is a girl and they dont have prostates.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/15/20 6:45:16 PM
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A doctor? I don't care about no fancy fake degrees. The guy in the alley by my house will do it for 5 bucks and even kiss the side of my neck during to make me feel more comfortable.

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Smackems
07/15/20 6:49:28 PM
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boxington posted...
imagine being charged for having someone stick a finger up your ass when I can do it for free
I dont want your finger up my ass. I want an edumacated ductor finger up my ass

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Duncanwii
07/15/20 6:50:01 PM
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Crono99 posted...


They do, actually.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10603093/

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Huh. News to me. Sorry.
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boxington
07/15/20 6:51:00 PM
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Smackems posted...
I dont want your finger up my ass. I want an edumacated ductor finger up my ass
why not both

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Smackems
07/15/20 6:52:51 PM
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boxington posted...
why not both
Hmmm. Good point

*drops trou*

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Extreme_light
07/15/20 6:57:16 PM
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I taken up objects x4 times bigger than a finger, I think I'll be fine. Unless I get a boner and the doctor is some homophobe or whatever.

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V-E-G-Y-
07/15/20 7:00:47 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
I will die of cancer before i let another dude finger my asshole

What about a female doctor?

Aeriis posted...
not yet but i can't wait

Same

Crono99 posted...
I heard somewhere that prostate cancer is so slow that you have the time to die of old age before the cancer has the time to kill you.

Dunno if it's real or an urban legend, but it's my mind canon justification for my irrational fear of having a doctor put his hands down there.

Did you read dis on Facebook
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Lost_All_Senses
07/15/20 7:14:15 PM
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Smackems posted...
Hmmm. Good point

*drops trou*

Room for one more?

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V-E-G-Y-
07/16/20 9:35:21 AM
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