Current Events > Trump and Ivanka arrives at your house and gives you a box.

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He says 'Come on, you're going to be a great hero, the best hero. Against a force that would make the radical left quiver in fear. That's right, Sleepy Joe and Crooked Hillary both agree it's time to unite under this threat. The worst threat. My beautiful daughter, Ivanka will be your guide, she's the best guide. A guide that will help you save the word. You will conversing with me and Sleepy Joe on this, but try talk to me more than him.'

He leaves and Ivanka tells you about a secret society bent on destruction of reality. Apparantly you are the chosen one and the best to do the job. You can decline, but the second person to be chosen will have a 50/50 chance of succeeding while you will have a 100 chance of succeeding.

The box has combat gear.
Do you accept?

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I spit in his face before he can open his stupid ass mouth and slam to door on him

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I was expecting the box to be full of Goya food stuff.

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josifrees posted...

I spit in his face before he can open his stupid ass mouth and slam to door on him

Then the next person has a 50/50 chance of succeeding. If he declines then the third chosen will have 25% chance of winning. The fourth will fail hillariously.

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Wow, this is the craziest dream I've had in at least a couple of weeks.

I obviously accept & hope that part of Ivanka's guidance will involve some physical training if you know what I mean. ;)

I get the box checked for anthrax.

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josifrees posted...

I spit in his face before he can open his stupid ass mouth and slam to door on him

That's assault brotha.

Is the box Ivankas? Ill tear that up

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trappedunderice posted...

That's assault brotha.

it is worth it

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I press the button.

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