Current Events > Karen calls Jesus for help LMFAO

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https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/religious-anti-masker-commands-demon-to-leave-store-aisle-in-jesus-christs-name/ar-BB173LLQ?li=AAggFp5

A maskless woman called on Jesus Christ for help while grocery shopping on Tuesday.

"I said get off this aisle," the unidentified woman can be heard yelling. "I command you in Jesus Christ's name to get off this aisle."

Mask-wearing employees of the store can be seen attempting to corral the woman and reason with her, but she refuses to calm down, screaming: "Back off! Back off!

"You need to leave, in Jesus Christ's mighty name," she adds.

At one point, the angry shopper gets face to face with a woman and tells her: "Get off this aisle. You are a demon. Get off this aisle and buy something."

The shopper walks back down the aisle, requesting that everyone stay away until she finishes picking up what she needs.

"That's right. Until I buy something, then I will happily leave," she says. "I refuse you all and cast you into the life of fire in Jesus Christ's mighty name."

"Have respect for Jesus Christ's saints," she says, demanding an employee wait for her to finish shopping before walking down the aisle.

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if she thinks she has the power to send people to Hell she is insane. Thats not even part of thr Christian religion. Only God can do that

https://youtu.be/O88IhSm06Js

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Karen needs to be out in a mental institution with a straight jacket on

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Found the video.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

https://youtu.be/O88IhSm06Js

Best ATHF episode ever. The line where he calls her a "sorry sack of tangerine bitch" fucking kills me every time.

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Im certain now that anyone who is anti-mask or anti-vax are all suffering some kind of mental illness.

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This looks like a prequel to the Dork Side lady.
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Heavy_D_Forever posted...

Best ATHF episode ever. The line where he calls her a "sorry sack of tangerine bitch" fucking kills me every time.

While watching that clip before I posted that, I just came to the conclusion it was probably one my favorite episodes. I've referenced the way he says Jesus in that clip so many times

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Speaking of Karen, has anyone ever met a child named Karen?

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Reminds me of that Wife Swap episode where the big mom telling the camera crew they are the devil or something.

Lmfao.

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Jesus shows up and smacks her then walks away.

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I wonder how her kids feel >_>

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I would have went in there and stayed in there just to spite her believed-to-be prestigious ass.

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Sayoria posted...

I would have went in there and stayed in there just to spite her believed-to-be prestigious ass.

Would pay money to see this. Make it happen! Bring DarkRoast with you <_<

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What a loving Christian.

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Prestoff posted...

Im certain now that anyone who is anti-mask or anti-vax are all suffering some kind of mental illness.

For real why is it always the anti-mask ultra religious people the ones acting like lunatics in public, how empowered by your own bullshit do you feel to pull this sort of crap jfc

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LeperMessiahXX posted...

Jesus shows up and smacks her then walks away.

More like Smites her fatass

is that the chick from wife swap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpva_iit-8

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Cookie Bag posted...

For real why is it always the anti-mask ultra religious people the ones acting like lunatics in public, how empowered by your own bullshit do you feel to pull this sort of crap jfc

Cause they take religion seriously.

They go on Youtube and watch videos of RFID chips and are like the vaccine! Mark of the beast!!! No joke.

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We're never going to get over this pandemic

Let's just accept it

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TheVipaGTS posted...

is that the chick fro wife swap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpva_iit-8

Yes lol. Classic. That show was pretty fun to watch.

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CableZL posted...

We're never going to get over this pandemic

Let's just accept it

Trump keeps saying it because its true until the vaccine is made stupidity will kill all of us and anti vaxxers will get the rest

https://twitter.com/TeraLee67964018/status/1285765633129320448

Video of her getting arrested

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CableZL posted...

We're never going to get over this pandemic

Let's just accept it

This is God's Plan.

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Held her down good. Hahahahhaa!!!

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Heroic woman. Blessing each individual she can see.

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So dark sided.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfvkXNOrLvE
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This is the most accurate real life version of a bridge troll

Grocery aisle troll

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Karen Christ

That's less Karen and more just mentally deranged.

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Corrupt_Power posted...

That's less Karen and more just mentally deranged.

implying Karen's are sane?

I hate these people.

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jesus take the WHEEL

I actually wish I was there when it happened just so I could browse the whole aisle slowly AF while she was doing that bullshit.

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murica!

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She's so big and thinks she runs shit. Naw naw naw. You only run your fat stomach with food.

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mobilebloechel posted...

I'm so glad this had a happy ending

plus, the person recording was gonna send it to her "Gentleman Friend"...ohh la la

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LeperMessiahXX posted...

Jesus shows up and smacks her then walks away.

"THAT'S NOT JESUS!! HE WILL NEVER DO THAT!! THAT'S THE DEVIL DISGUISED AS JESUS!!"
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I'm a bit rusty on the teachings and all, but I thought using the lord's name in vain was one of those "thou shalt not" kind of things. In fact, I'm pretty sure it made the top 10 list of such things.

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RaptorLC posted...

I'm a bit rusty on the teachings and all, but I thought using the lord's name in vain was one of those "thou shalt not" kind of things. In fact, I'm pretty sure it made the top 10 list of such things.

Don't you know that Jesus died for her right to buy something from that aisle without wearing a mask during a pandemic?

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CableZL posted...

Don't you know that Jesus died for her right to buy something from that aisle without wearing a mask during a pandemic?

Sins=/rights

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I'd loved to have been there. If she'd have called me a demon I would've started twitching and shit until she ran out of the store.

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"What is wrong with people?"

Sums it up

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This is just sad.

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Zikten posted...

if she thinks she has the power to send people to Hell she is insane. Thats not even part of thr Christian religion. Only God can do that

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do karens get their own special place in hell?
also if i was there, i would have laughed in her face and been like yall get out of the aisle shes spreading her covid germs everywhere

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Oh, I didn't see the part about being arrested. Anyone else think she was in the back of the cop car yelling "Jesus Christ, I command you to strike these devils dead."

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this is not funny or cute anymore.

Look at how she walks towards people and screams in their face. She knows what she is doing. All of these people know the screaming in your face thing is a no-no in pandemic times. They need to be jailed.