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AloneIBreak 07/25/20 1:39:01 AM #1: |
I just saw my first anti-Biden ad from DJT tonight and it was a doozy. Its a shame I abhor all of his policies and beliefs because this is exactly the kind of insanity I need in my life to keep me entertained.
Poor grandma hears some creeping stranger at her back door as shes watching the news. (Seattle is going to defund its police department by fifty percent!) She picks up the phone to call 911 for help. Joe Biden wants to defund the police Grandma waits for someone to pick up. Were sorry no one is here to answer your call, says an answering machine. A crow bar appears near the locked back door and begins to pry. Please leave a message and well get back to you... Grandma stares with fear toward what we assume is the direction of the commotion. As the 911 answering machine rolls on, the threatening figure breaks in and, without permission, begins to pleasure grandma rectally with his tongue. Grandma drops the phone. Im Donald J. Trump and I approve this message. I couldnt find the official version but you can watch it here. Its hilarious. https://youtu.be/OXiPAI-_gyE --- "Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 07/25/20 1:41:47 AM #2: |
Hairy legs will wrap around each grandma's throat.
Grandma Lives Matter --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Annihilated 07/25/20 1:42:06 AM #3: |
I saw a similar one where the 911 dispatchers were replaced with menu options. "To report a murder, press 1. To report a rape, press 2. To report a home invasion, press 3."
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In_Other_News 07/25/20 1:44:19 AM #4: |
Trump approves of grandmas getting robbed and or murdered?
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Zikten 07/25/20 1:44:30 AM #6: |
Annihilated posted...
I saw a similar one where the 911 dispatchers were replaced with menu options. "To report a murder, press 1. To report a rape, press 2. To report a home invasion, press 3." I've seen that one. I worry that people are stupid enough to fall for that crap ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 07/25/20 1:44:56 AM #7: |
In_Other_News posted...
Trump approves of grandmas getting robbed and or murdered? no. Its saying that if Biden wins she will die ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MFBKBass5 07/25/20 1:45:42 AM #8: |
Zikten posted...
I've seen that one. I worry that people are stupid enough to fall for that crap they are and have --- !!!!!!!!! https://imgur.com/DzJSPWA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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In_Other_News 07/25/20 1:45:57 AM #9: |
Zikten posted...
no. Its saying that if Biden wins she will dieSo he approves killing that old lady if Biden gets voted in? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 07/25/20 1:46:56 AM #10: |
AloneIBreak posted...
the threatening figure breaks in and, without permission, begins to pleasure grandma rectally with his tongue. wait WHAT --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Annihilated 07/25/20 1:47:05 AM #11: |
Zikten posted...
I've seen that one. I worry that people are stupid enough to fall for that crap It may be stupid, but defunding the police is still a far more stupid idea that deserves to be shut down at any cost. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 07/25/20 1:47:45 AM #12: |
No worries, corona-chan will take care of grandmas in Trump's America.
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LeperMessiahXX 07/25/20 1:48:20 AM #13: |
Hasn't Biden been saying we need to give more money to the police?
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Zikten 07/25/20 1:54:55 AM #14: |
Annihilated posted...
The thing is the ad is lying. Biden has said he is NOT in favor of defunding the police ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Boombam99 07/25/20 1:56:20 AM #15: |
Those ads should be so insulting to anyone who has a functioning brain at all. Like I see that and think how dumb America has become.
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Annihilated 07/25/20 1:56:45 AM #16: |
Zikten posted...
The thing is the ad is lying. Biden has said he is NOT in favor of defunding the police And if he cares about winning at all, he'll keep it that way. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mezcla 07/25/20 1:57:21 AM #17: |
his ads make no sense
all that shit is happening right now in trumps america --- Sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kg88222 07/25/20 1:57:26 AM #18: |
Poltics are so extremist now people are literally falling off the earth. I don't think they really care about grandma either.
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Zeeak4444 07/25/20 2:00:48 AM #19: |
Annihilated posted...
It may be stupid, but defunding the police is still a far more stupid idea that deserves to be shut down at any cost. Ah, another person who doesnt know the difference between define the police and abolish the police. well let me be the first to say when people start pushing to abolish the police Ill clutch my pearls as you are now. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kg88222 07/25/20 2:01:40 AM #20: |
I used to be pretty set on this and let the kids have their way and old people should stop being so selfish and realize their kids are different and in a different world. But really I have gone back and forth on this so many times. Which side is selfish and which one isn't. And I really don't think Grandma is being that selfish.
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vigorm0rtis 07/25/20 2:02:34 AM #21: |
Annihilated posted...
I saw a similar one where the 911 dispatchers were replaced with menu options. "To report a murder, press 1. To report a rape, press 2. To report a home invasion, press 3." All with the backdrop of chaos happening under Trump rolling in the background. I'd call it irony, but irony's intentional. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Annihilated 07/25/20 2:02:41 AM #22: |
Zeeak4444 posted...
Ah, another person who doesnt know the difference between define the police and abolish the police. I never said I didn't know the difference. Doesn't stop it from being a terrible idea. Police need more funding in high crime cities, not less. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YellowMustard69 07/25/20 2:02:55 AM #23: |
That's politics. It's kind of sad. Biden did say he was for cutting funding to police. That makes a nice talking point for the opposition.
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Boombam99 07/25/20 2:04:46 AM #24: |
I saw a Republican ad on TV today from some Republican group that had Mike Pence delivering some speech. Mike Pence. The Vice President. Not Trump. Mike Pence.
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kg88222 07/25/20 2:06:26 AM #25: |
The issue here is it's clearly republicans just being absurd. Is it racist grandma or nice grandma? Because that matters.
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vigorm0rtis 07/25/20 2:07:19 AM #26: |
Annihilated posted...
I never said I didn't know the difference. Doesn't stop it from being a terrible idea. Police need more funding in high crime cities, not less. If they want more money they can raise the standards on the officers they hire, require more and better training, etc. I'm not willing to throw more tax dollars at the trigger-happy hayseed cowboys they hire rignt now. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kg88222 07/25/20 2:08:53 AM #27: |
Why would anyone in their right mind vote for any of this? The republicans are clearly insane and democrats are clearly lying on certain things too. The country is trending more and more democratic. And just getting dumber in a lot of ways. Which shouldn't be. It should be trending more and more democratic but not getting dumber.
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au_gold 07/25/20 2:10:22 AM #28: |
Mezcla posted...
his ads make no senseBut Democrat governors. Radical left Antifa anarchists. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fenrir_Howls 07/25/20 2:12:43 AM #29: |
YellowMustard69 posted...
That's politics. It's kind of sad. Biden did say he was for cutting funding to police. That makes a nice talking point for the opposition. No he didn't Biden made it clear he wanted to increase funding. Trump even got called out on it by a FOX reporter, with his people scrambling to find it in Biden's charter. --- The Official Fenrir of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 07/25/20 2:14:08 AM #30: |
I saw an edited version that was a 5 second ad for a video I saw and it was her calling 911, phone falling on the ground then it said "this is Biden's America" lol
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emagdnE 07/25/20 2:15:33 AM #31: |
Zikten posted...
Which is a bad thing for Biden since either: -He clarifies that stance and it hurts him with the left, which he needs to win. (Something that's going to happen no matter what once his past is put under a microscope.) OR -He doesn't respond directly to the ad and it serves its purpose of scaring the hell out of rightists having doubts about Trump over Coronavirus right back into voting for him. Republicans are a hell of a lot better at playing politics than establishment Democrats. Remember when Hillary ran with shit like a "lifelong Republican" voting for Hillary because "muh daughters" instead of the remake of the Daisy ad we so desperately needed? Or how Kerry couldn't even fucking fight back when he was being accused of being a coward in Vietnam when his opponent got out of the draft thanks to Daddy's connections? --- I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy... All right, give me the bomb. -Ultra Magnus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kg88222 07/25/20 2:17:52 AM #32: |
Biden wants to increase funding overall but he wants to funnel it to departments that uphold higher standards. Which makes sense in ways. If people want funding they have to up their standards. The problem with that is some people are thickheaded regardless but money talks.
Biden is a bad communicator overall. A lot of his policies are blanket policies and some are good and some aren't. And how he communicates it. Trump's entire policy is about holding the line of white supremacy. They are both terrible communicators. Trump is an awful communicator but he has more influence because he's such a jerk. Biden gets lost in the shuffle. Both of them are flawed. But that's how the world goes. There is a light and dark side to everything. The republicans are losing because Trump is a perfect target. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Annihilated 07/25/20 2:35:20 AM #33: |
vigorm0rtis posted...
If they want more money they can raise the standards on the officers they hire, require more and better training, etc. I'm not willing to throw more tax dollars at the trigger-happy hayseed cowboys they hire rignt now. You have zero evidence that cops are "trigger happy cowboys." Additionally the crime statistics contradict you. 375 million police interactions in a year, and they only kill about 1,000 people in all, most of which are justified. What's 1,000 divided by 375,000,000? I'll let you figure it out. emagdnE posted... Which is a bad thing for Biden since either: You're really overestimating two things, one is how much liberals want to defund the police (it is not really a popular position at all) and two is how badly they want to vote Trump out at all costs. Look at who they're backing, an old creepy racist with a noticeable case of dementia. There is absolutely nothing Biden can do to change the left's mind on voting for him. He could be caught with a massive child porn library that he made himself and they'd still vote for him. He has NOTHING to gain by pandering to the far left. Defunding the police is definitely something they can live without, at least for the time being. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThanksUglyGod 07/25/20 2:44:16 AM #34: |
I wish Joe Biden was the man Trump supporters think he is
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CADE FOSTER 07/25/20 2:51:25 AM #35: |
Thompson posted...
No worries, corona-chan will take care of grandmas in Trump's America. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightBurn 07/25/20 2:52:09 AM #36: |
Annihilated posted...
Look at who they're backing, an old creepy racist with a noticeable case of dementiaAre you talking about Trump or Biden here? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/25/20 2:56:23 AM #37: |
Are Trump supporters really sheltered enough to believe that the police would help you in the event of a break-in, either during or after the event?
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LightBurn 07/25/20 2:59:35 AM #38: |
Shablagoo posted...
Are Trump supporters really sheltered enough to believe that the police would help you in the event of a break-in, either during or after the event?No one ever accused people who support Donald Trump of being intelligent ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 07/25/20 2:59:52 AM #39: |
There are multiple ads like this that are just fucking fear mongering. I not only condemn whoever wrote them, but whoever directed them, was key grip, worked make up, and anyone else that had a hand in filming them. They should all be shunned from the industry.
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HighOnSolar 07/25/20 3:02:46 AM #40: |
nfearurspecimn posted...
wait WHAT --- Surf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 07/25/20 3:09:23 AM #41: |
I hate this commercial so much. It's idiotic and they show it all the time on TV. The previous commercial sucks too and they've just doubled down on the lie that Joe Biden hates the police and wants to pretty much abolish them.
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AloneIBreak 07/25/20 3:21:04 AM #42: |
nfearurspecimn posted...
wait WHATWatch the video, youll see. --- "Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Annihilated 07/25/20 10:44:02 AM #43: |
LightBurn posted...
Are you talking about Trump or Biden here? Does it matter anymore? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iodine 07/25/20 10:50:57 AM #44: |
ThanksUglyGod posted...
I wish Joe Biden was the man Trump supporters think he is --- In Belichick we Trust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g980 07/25/20 10:57:00 AM #45: |
I partially blame the phrase "defund the police"
It is a poor summary of what most people really mean, but sounds like you want all the scary outcomes republicans will scare people with Whats worse is i have seen people doubling down on the phrase with memes that are essentially "we say 'defund the police' and not <nuanced, more palatable position> because <nuanced position> cant fit on a protest sign" as if having a less shitty slogan was never an option --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 07/25/20 10:58:52 AM #46: |
seeing she'll be dead by the time biden gets into office because of covid i cant see how this commercial makes sense...
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scorpion41 07/25/20 11:01:19 AM #47: |
Shotgun Joe says just to run out on the balcony and shoot into the air to scare the bad guys away. Lock and load grandma!
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YellowMustard69 07/25/20 1:18:16 PM #48: |
Fenrir_Howls posted...
No he didn't Biden made it clear he wanted to increase funding. Trump even got called out on it by a FOX reporter, with his people scrambling to find it in Biden's charter. Maybe he went both ways, then. But Biden definitely said he was for reallocating funds (aka police funding cuts). We even linked the video in the thread discussing it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rodu_jr 07/25/20 1:19:43 PM #49: |
Grandma has to survive the Trump virus first
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Broseph_Stalin 07/25/20 1:24:50 PM #50: |
lmao you can tell Trump planned his entire reelection campaign on the assumption that Bernie would be the nominee
now he has to just put Biden's name in all these ads but it doesn't make any sense ... Copied to Clipboard!
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