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Error1355
07/28/20 4:34:21 PM
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Error1355
07/28/20 4:59:15 PM
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https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1288209919737569288

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EffectAndCause
07/28/20 5:00:26 PM
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Is hockey back fucking?
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AngelsNAirwav3s
07/28/20 5:01:37 PM
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This was the Av's year! I hope we can bounce back after the long break, opening game against St. Louis is gonna be hype.


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Squall28
07/28/20 5:02:29 PM
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Coolest level in FF8

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Paper_Okami
07/28/20 5:02:48 PM
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go broons

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Poop2
07/28/20 5:05:53 PM
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Penalty Box!
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Error1355
07/28/20 5:06:20 PM
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Between period disinfecting lol

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The-Apostle
07/28/20 5:16:30 PM
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Eh, my team (Ducks) isn't in it, so idc I guess...

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Bad_Mojo
07/28/20 5:17:49 PM
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Hey, do you know my Center Ice carries over? I bought it, and then the Season went to hell

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Ps2Twilight
07/28/20 5:21:27 PM
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LethalAffinity
07/28/20 5:23:16 PM
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PokemonExpert44
07/28/20 5:25:07 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
How does one get into hockey? Always wanted to
This

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Bad_Mojo
07/28/20 5:29:53 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
How does one get into hockey? Always wanted to

The best way is to go to a live show, imo. If you can, go to a rival game so the crowd is extra loud

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EffectAndCause
07/28/20 6:11:40 PM
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My one issue with hockey is its hard for me to distinguish different players, positions and what makes a guy good aside from goals and assists.

I just see a bunch of dudes chasing a puck not playing a particular role.

I mean yeah I know defensemen generally stand further back but thats about it.
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BudDupree48
07/28/20 6:19:17 PM
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LGP muuuhhfucker

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Autocraticus
07/28/20 6:22:11 PM
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NHL lost me when they gave the top pick in next year's draft to a playoff contender.
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MabusIncarnate
07/28/20 6:23:52 PM
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Ps2Twilight posted...
Fuck Hockey
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Bad_Mojo
07/28/20 7:04:22 PM
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Error1355
07/28/20 7:25:11 PM
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It's okay, we didn't look like ABSOLUTE trash. lol

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Gakk86
07/28/20 7:32:27 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
My one issue with hockey is its hard for me to distinguish different players, positions and what makes a guy good aside from goals and assists.

I just see a bunch of dudes chasing a puck not playing a particular role.

I mean yeah I know defensemen generally stand further back but thats about it.
Just watch Jack Johnson (Penguins "defenseman") play for a game and note all the times he blindly throws the puck to the other team and skates after guys who get around him. Good players don't do that.

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BudDupree48
07/28/20 7:37:15 PM
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@EffectAndCause

Think of hockey as a sport of constantly moving to create spacing. If you give the best in the game just a hair of space they can score or create for others. Hockey is a simple game to learn and probably is the most skilled of all the sports but like others have said. Go to a game (hopefully when all this shit is over) and seeing it in front of you is how things click and you develop a liking to the sport. You have to see it in front of you to understand it. Thats how I see it

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EffectAndCause
07/28/20 7:51:17 PM
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Yeah ive been to and enjoyed Bruins games, but my level of understanding is still stuck at put da puck in da hole, and therefore my enthusiasm for hockey is in 4th place, and id like to appreciate the sport more in depth so im able to understand and appreciate the sport beyond just who scores more goals.

Where every year I find something new to appreciate about baseball.
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a-c-a-b
07/28/20 8:04:43 PM
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The Nordiques are gonna dominate this season.
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CanuckCowboy
07/28/20 9:39:33 PM
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Tatar sauce

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CanuckCowboy
07/28/20 9:40:07 PM
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Fuck.


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The-Apostle
07/28/20 10:00:44 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
The Nordiques are gonna dominate this season.
Wat... when did the Nordiques return to the NHL? >_>

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CanuckCowboy
07/28/20 10:01:38 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
Wat... when did the Nordiques return to the NHL? >_>

Have they ever truly been gone?



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CanuckCowboy
07/28/20 10:13:25 PM
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I like where this is going

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The-Apostle
07/28/20 10:28:51 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Have they ever truly been gone?

Eh, not really, since they're the Colorado Avalanche now, I guess. Also, the Vancouver Canucks suck. >_>

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Bad_Mojo
07/28/20 11:52:34 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Yeah ive been to and enjoyed Bruins games, but my level of understanding is still stuck at put da puck in da hole, and therefore my enthusiasm for hockey is in 4th place, and id like to appreciate the sport more in depth so im able to understand and appreciate the sport beyond just who scores more goals.

Where every year I find something new to appreciate about baseball.

It seems that mostly people only don't understand that Icing Rule and Off-Sides rule

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Off-sides

Let's say everyone is over in the 1 section of the ice with 2 trying to score. If the puck crosses the "A" line to the right, all of the players from 2 have to cross back over the line again before they can touch the puck on the left side of "A" line again. If they touch the puck after it's crossed that line, it's called an Off-sides and it's something that the defense is trying to do. So why not just slap the back as hard as you can down the rink?

Icing -

If Team 1 hits the puck from the LEFT side of the "A" line and it goes all the way to the other side of the rink without someone touching it, that's an Icing and the puck gets brought back to their side for a Face-off

Slashing his hitting someone's glove or wrist with a stick, hooking is grabbing someone with the curve of your stick. High sticking is, well, high sticking. Only bring the stick up to your shoulders.

One of the more recent rules I added to the hockey rink as well. Those Red parts in each corner - The goalie can't play the puck in those sections anymore. One person was SUUUPER good at it, so they made it illegal, lol

But seriously, there isn't a lot of rules in hockey

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