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DarkRoast 07/29/20 5:53:32 PM #1: |
"I want everyone in the class to stand up and bow to this photo of Al Gore and recite the entire script of Inconvenient Truth ten times" he said slyly in that confusingly academic, liberal manner.
While the class got out their ritualistic flogging whips, a brave US Marine / Ex Navy Seal who served in Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm and Afghanistan got up, despite having no legs or arms. "Man-made global warming is a hoax," he calmly retorted. The professor grinned that suggestive communist/socialist grin and licked his lips. "Oh really? Care to explain why the Earth is warming, then? Where are the polar ice caps going?" The Marine smoothly and very masculine-ly replied "How do you know the Earth is warming?" The professor cackled like Hillary in a pizza parlor and replied "Because our objective data proves it, you ignorant fool!" Muscles rippling, the Marine replied "If what you say is true, then why are you wearing a turtle neck sweater?" Visibly shaken, the professor dropped his chalk, signed copy of Brokeback Mountain and spilled his $42 double mocha half-caf chai latte with soy milk. "STOP VIOLATING ME, I'M GOING TO MY SAFE SPACE." then ran out of the auditorium sucking his thumb. The Marine walked up to the podium using only his pectoral muscles, then recited the Pledge of Allegiance sixteen times with the class. They all prayed to the American Flag and anyone kneeling immediately burst into flames. A Bald Eagle named Hydroxychloroquine Cures COVID19 landed on the flag and shed a single tear onto the chalk, transforming it into a V8 Ford F-150 King Ranch. Everyone in the auditorium registered Republican that day, and the next morning the professor caught COVID19, refused hydroxychloroquine, then died instantly. Semper Fi --- Well allons-y, Alonso! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 07/29/20 5:54:08 PM #2: |
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IShall_Run_Amok 07/29/20 6:07:43 PM #3: |
That was so American that I clapped when the plane landed.
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Prestoff 07/29/20 6:09:05 PM #4: |
Lol
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DarkRoast 07/29/20 6:09:50 PM #5: |
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
That was so American that I clapped when the plane landed. Don't forget to tip the flight attendant --- Well allons-y, Alonso! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 07/30/20 8:44:02 AM #6: |
Semper fi my friends
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The_Creep_2020 07/30/20 8:49:00 AM #8: |
That piece of chalk? Albert Einstein
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ThyCorndog 07/30/20 8:51:25 AM #9: |
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DarkRoast 07/31/20 5:17:58 PM #10: |
Did you know Semper Fi is Greek for "Never use WiFi"
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Prestoff 07/31/20 5:37:23 PM #11: |
And the Marines name was
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DarkRoast 07/31/20 5:41:31 PM #13: |
Prestoff posted...
And the Marines name was That professor's name? --- Well allons-y, Alonso! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 07/31/20 5:42:54 PM #14: |
Shouldve been a woman
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