Current Events > Scenario: You see a man hiding behind a pillar and then cops run by.

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UnfairRepresent
08/09/20 12:29:49 PM
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You see a 6 foot 3, toned man in a black bandana hiding behind a pillar. You make eye contact and he silently shakes his head.

A moment later you see cops run by who stop and say " Hey , have you seen a 6 foot 3, toned man in a black bandana around here?"

The hiding man raises a finger to his mouth and silently mimes "Shhhh"

https://i.imgur.com/FL8pPC2.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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LightBurn
08/09/20 12:31:11 PM
#2:


Is he or the cop named Wesley?
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Machete
08/09/20 12:32:07 PM
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LightBurn posted...
Is he or the cop named Wesley?

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ChrisTaka
08/09/20 12:32:46 PM
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Ask the 6 foot 3 toned man in a black bandana if he has seen anyone that matches the description that eeriely matches his own.

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ZeroX91
08/09/20 12:33:14 PM
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Is he gonna give me a chunk of whyever he is running?

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Zikten
08/09/20 12:33:30 PM
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I assume he's some kind of freedom fighter resisting the shadow government that rules the world. So I tell the cops nothing and then watch him run into the night as I whisper "Fight on, Comrade and fight well....."
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tm315
08/09/20 12:34:05 PM
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I don't see s***, I don't say s***
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R1masher
08/09/20 12:34:08 PM
#8:


The cop is a room

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smoke_break
08/09/20 12:34:50 PM
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I say I haven't seen him, don't want any involvement whatsoever.

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Guerrilla Soldier
08/09/20 12:38:03 PM
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i remain oblivious. idgaf

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LightBurn
08/09/20 12:40:59 PM
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Seriously though, I'd want to know what he was wanted for.

Petty theft or something, I'd pretend I knew nothing

Child predator or rapist? I'd point him out and tell the cops I thought I saw him holding a gun
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DespondentDeity
08/09/20 12:43:01 PM
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I never help cops.

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UnfairRepresent
08/09/20 1:16:05 PM
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LightBurn posted...
Seriously though, I'd want to know what he was wanted for.

Well you don't know do you?
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The Popo
08/09/20 1:22:05 PM
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Going off that pic, Id be more concerned with the cop in front of me with the erection.

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Gobstoppers12
08/09/20 1:23:34 PM
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"He's right there, officer...but don't worry. I'll handle this."

*Cracks knuckles and smirks sardonically before I easily subdue the criminal with my bare hands. As a reward, I am granted $43 million in cash on the spot, as well as a key to the city and access to Fort Knox at any time I choose.*

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R1masher
08/09/20 1:24:45 PM
#16:


That man ends up killing your uncle Ben

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modena
08/09/20 1:25:35 PM
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I'd point down the road in the wrong direction.If you can get away from doing a stunt like that then...lol

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NightRender
08/09/20 1:25:40 PM
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What tone is he? Purple?

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Chicken
08/09/20 1:26:20 PM
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Thats how Mafia works

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MabusIncarnate
08/09/20 1:30:43 PM
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It's not my business, so I say no and move on with my life.

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g0ldie
08/09/20 1:32:57 PM
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I won't snit...

R1masher posted...
That man ends up killing your uncle Ben

...he's right there, officer!


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UnfairRepresent
08/09/20 1:51:28 PM
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LightBurn posted...
Is he or the cop named Wesley?

There are 2 cops
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UnfairRepresent
08/10/20 3:43:36 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i remain oblivious. idgaf

Well you're not oblivious, you saw the guy hiding
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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/10/20 3:45:24 PM
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R1masher posted...
That man ends up killing your uncle Ben

damnit. I was going to make an uncle Ben joke lol

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NeoShadowhen
08/10/20 4:15:59 PM
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My immediate concern would be that they might take me as a hostage if I rat them out. Or get caught in a crossfire. Id direct the police away, and gesture to the gentleman to remain where he was, saying the police were not yet out of sight. As soon as they were out of sight, Id rob him.
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UnfairRepresent
08/11/20 2:37:36 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
My immediate concern would be that they might take me as a hostage if I rat them out.

Be impressive to bypass the 2 cops to do that
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NeoShadowhen
08/11/20 2:45:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Be impressive to bypass the 2 cops to do that

Wait, the cops are between me and the criminal? That wasnt made clear by the initial post. If thats the case I point them out and start recording.
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