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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 9:27:53 AM
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This is just a waste of time and lotion

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KainWind
08/11/20 9:28:28 AM
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Put pants on

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Heart-Mk-II
08/11/20 9:28:32 AM
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You don't.

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Choco
08/11/20 9:28:47 AM
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people use lotion to jack off? ;>_>

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Vermander
08/11/20 9:28:54 AM
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Get a girlfriend

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Irony
08/11/20 9:30:33 AM
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Hand removal

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Parappa09
08/11/20 9:30:59 AM
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Hicks233
08/11/20 9:31:29 AM
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Choco posted...
people use lotion to jack off? ;>_>
When your pecker is mutilated at birth it no longer has a functionality that it normally would.

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BanHammer
08/11/20 9:33:09 AM
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Hicks233 posted...
When your pecker is mutilated at birth it no longer has a functionality that it normally would.

and there it is
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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 9:33:34 AM
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Choco posted...
people use lotion to jack off? ;>_>
Feels way better than not using it.

Vermander posted...
Get a girlfriend
That never stopped me before

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ugh Im sick of all my hobbies

Parappa09 posted...
monetise it
I think Im past the point of wanting to do that

Hicks233 posted...
When your pecker is mutilated at birth it no longer has a functionality that it normally would.
...what? Do you think uncircumcised guys cant enjoy their dick being lubricated when they jerk it?

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Tired-Insomniac
08/11/20 9:34:15 AM
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Hicks233 posted...
When your pecker is mutilated at birth it no longer has a functionality that it normally would.

lolwut

I'm cut and never use lotion

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J03can
08/11/20 9:37:49 AM
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Get a girlfriend.
I went through a drought where i was doing that A LOT. Then when things started to heat up with this girl, my mojo was all off cause i was just watching pron and beating my meat.
I managed to bring it back and things are good with this girl, but i havent fapped in like 3 weeks and its great.

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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 9:59:01 AM
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...are people actually confused by using lotion? Like yall just go at it dry all the time?

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Solution_45
08/11/20 10:07:16 AM
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Choco posted...
people use lotion to jack off? ;>_>

Yeah betas
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Irony
08/11/20 10:13:27 AM
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Circumcision is mutilation get over it

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Austin_Era_II
08/11/20 10:13:47 AM
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Do you have a sister?

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SolidShadow3
08/11/20 10:15:26 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i get "triggered" when people equate the common and innocuous practice of circumcision with actual genital mutilation, which is a barbaric and oppressive practice with absolutely no justification, because lumping the two together does nothing but downplay and trivialize the brutalities of real genital mutilation.
That's your take; were trying to uplay how fucked it is to cut pieces off an infant "just so it looks better".

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GentlemanGamer
08/11/20 10:16:11 AM
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why do you want to stop? everything is a waste of time, idk, seems weird.
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Bumjuice001
08/11/20 10:16:13 AM
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God put a lot of pleasure in the penis, its difficult brother. Sometimes you just gotta scratch that jock itch.
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Austin_Era_II
08/11/20 10:17:08 AM
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Since I converted to Islam I haven't. I don't wanna make Allah mad.

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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:18:07 AM
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GentlemanGamer posted...
why do you want to stop? everything is a waste of time, idk, seems weird.
Its not even worth the 3 seconds of dopamine anymore

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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:20:51 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
look up the definition of mutilation. circumcision is not a violent or disfiguring injury and is not something that inflicts serious damage. you don't get to just make up new definitions for words because of "muh feelings".
Can you stop having a meltdown over dicks in my topic?

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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:22:05 AM
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dolomedes posted...
it's not violent to pull on a foreskin and snip it off?

it's not disfiguring to cut a chunk of flesh off a baby?

the only one stuck in their feelings is you, dude.
Can you also stop? This isnt a circumcision topic.

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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:26:19 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i'm not having a meltdown over dicks, i'm having a meltdown over circumcision being equated with actual genital mutilation.

DuranOfForcena posted...
you have no fucking idea what you are talking about. your insecurities about having an ugly anteater dick that women recoil in terror from when they see it has deranged you into thinking some fanciful falsehoods about circumcision in order to rationalize your ugly anteater dick as being superior.
Yeah ok, shut the fuck up

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J03can
08/11/20 10:28:23 AM
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This topic is telling.

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Austin_Era_II
08/11/20 10:29:20 AM
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TC mad lmfao

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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:30:06 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
are you attempting to demonstrate that the second post you quoted invalidates the first post you quoted? because it doesn't. look again at the content of the post that the latter post was in response to.
Here, Ill just make it easy and block you since youre incapable of shutting the fuck up

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GentlemanGamer
08/11/20 10:30:28 AM
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King_Hellebuyck posted...
Its not even worth the 3 seconds of dopamine anymore

so then why is it hard to stop
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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:31:36 AM
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GentlemanGamer posted...
so then why is it hard to stop
Im too mentally weak to stop myself from trying to get that dopamine high that used to come from ejaculating

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Austin_Era_II
08/11/20 10:31:49 AM
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King_Hellebuyck posted...
Here, Ill just make it easy and block you since youre incapable of shutting the fuck up

Oh shit..he blocked people. Watch out!! LMFAO

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KStateKing17
08/11/20 10:33:14 AM
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Hard liquor

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J03can
08/11/20 10:33:15 AM
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King_Hellebuyck posted...
Im too mentally weak to stop myself from trying to get that dopamine high that used to come from ejaculating
Then you should try to mentally toughen up. Like doesnt have to be today, but it would be better.
Get a girlfriend tho, or at the very least a FWB

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Sir Will
08/11/20 10:33:49 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i get "triggered" when people equate the common and innocuous practice of circumcision with actual genital mutilation, which is a barbaric and oppressive practice with absolutely no justification, because lumping the two together does nothing but downplay and trivialize the brutalities of real genital mutilation.
I will agree that they are not to the same severity. However, outside very rare medical need, there's no good justification for circing a child either. There is nothing wrong with people who have had it done to them. Nobody should ever be made to feel bad about it. But I will always contend that forcing it on others is wrong.

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Austin_Era_II
08/11/20 10:34:03 AM
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Go see a therapist.

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GentlemanGamer
08/11/20 10:34:26 AM
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King_Hellebuyck posted...
Im too mentally weak to stop myself from trying to get that dopamine high that used to come from ejaculating

none of us can make you mentally strong. you are just gonna have to stop being weak or don't.
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King_Hellebuyck
08/11/20 10:35:50 AM
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J03can posted...
Then you should try to mentally toughen up. Like doesnt have to be today, but it would be better.
Get a girlfriend tho, or at the very least a FWB
Thats the point of asking for help and advice. Beating an addiction is mental strength.

Sir Will posted...
I will agree that they are not to the same severity. However, outside very rare medical need, there's no good justification for circing a child either. There is nothing wrong with people who have had it done to them. Nobody should ever be made to feel bad about it. But I will always contend that forcing it on others is wrong.
Please stop talking about this

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