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BeyondWalls
08/12/20 11:41:11 AM
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What is State Farm trying to hide?

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Squall28
08/12/20 11:44:59 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
What is State Farm trying to hide?

Jake from State Farm

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BeyondWalls
08/12/20 11:53:25 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Jake from State Farm
Did fake Jake kill him?

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nevershine
08/12/20 12:01:50 PM
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flo, the geico gecko, and the afflack duck all conspired to take out jake

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BeyondWalls
08/12/20 12:16:34 PM
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nevershine posted...
flo, the geico gecko, and the afflack duck all conspired to take out jake
What does Ben have against Jake?

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nevershine
08/12/20 12:18:27 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
What does Ben have against Jake?
I heard its because jake dug a little too deep and started asking too many questions.

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IShall_Run_Amok
08/12/20 12:19:25 PM
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Too Many Jakes

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archedsoul
08/12/20 12:24:37 PM
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I saw him in the distance. It was surely Jake. I just wanted to shake his hand. As I got closer, I realized it wasn't Jake from State Farm. It was a fake from Allstate. I did a 360 and started running as fast as I could, but for some reason, he was always in front of me. I ran as fast as I could for almost 35 miles till I didn't see him following me anymore.

What a fucking creeper. Allstate fake, lets not meet again.

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TheVipaGTS
08/12/20 12:30:20 PM
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I like Black Jake more, anyway.

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Super_shadow_x
08/12/20 12:32:26 PM
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Jake from Jake farm.

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JakeFromm
08/12/20 12:35:39 PM
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My ears are ringing

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Tsukasa1891
08/12/20 12:50:07 PM
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They're growing Jake's over at state farm. All part of the master plan.
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