Current Events > She buys you that shirt you always wanted but in size XXXXXL
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UnfairRepresent 08/13/20 6:11:35 AM #1: |
"I wasn't sure what size you were and had to guess. I hope its not too tight."
https://i.imgur.com/IwWXLr0.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/13/20 6:11:54 AM #2: |
tie it and say thank you
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Foppe 08/13/20 6:14:11 AM #3: |
I thank her and use my tummy fat to hug her.
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Sictis 08/13/20 6:14:41 AM #4: |
I'm skinny af... I'd just laugh it off and thank her
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Marmitecashews 08/13/20 6:24:42 AM #5: |
Laugh at her joke.
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pkmnlord 08/13/20 6:28:02 AM #6: |
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bknight 08/13/20 6:39:10 AM #7: |
I take it to my Asian seamstress and let her do her magic.
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deupd_u 08/13/20 6:40:47 AM #8: |
I take flight in a gust of wind with my new parachute like shirt, and upon my return, reward her with the weiner.
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UnfairRepresent 08/13/20 7:07:31 AM #10: |
Marmitecashews posted...
Laugh at her joke. "What joke?" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Marmitecashews 08/13/20 9:13:53 AM #11: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
"What joke?"The joke she just pulled at my expense. She would have to be the world's dumbest person, to think that a XXXXXL shirt would fit me. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gatorsPENSbucs 08/13/20 9:19:10 AM #12: |
I say dang honey that probably cost you a fortune having to get a size like that. I can do anywhere from a medium to an XL, lets see if we can exchange it
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Dorfmann_ 08/13/20 9:20:54 AM #13: |
Spear ---> Jackhammer
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archedsoul 08/13/20 9:21:15 AM #14: |
I'm good.
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/13/20 9:22:15 AM #15: |
why would she buy a shirt for me?
is it my birthday? :D i loveeee birthdays!!! --- No Simp Zone <3 :) Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ANCReport 08/13/20 9:24:46 AM #16: |
No problem. We can both fit in here.
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mustachedmystic 08/13/20 9:25:07 AM #17: |
Make a set of sails fo that cutter Ive been building in my backyard.
Cut it up, and make her 2 dozen tank tops. --- Would you buy a book called Suggestions of Acquistion? - Gint ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OgesMC 08/13/20 9:52:45 AM #18: |
Anyone big enough to be mistaken for 5xl is probably not wearing shirts and bedridden.
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SilentSeph 08/13/20 9:56:43 AM #19: |
Only option is to stuff my face with food until the shirt fits me
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archedsoul 08/13/20 9:59:59 AM #20: |
Long tees were a huge thing in the hood in the 2000s. We used to grab 4XL to 6XL shirts. We'd look like the dudes in the picture I posted above.
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UnfairRepresent 08/13/20 10:42:30 AM #21: |
OgesMC posted...
Anyone big enough to be mistaken for 5xl is probably not wearing shirts and bedridden. or just very big --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/14/20 3:48:02 AM #22: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
why would she buy a shirt for me? You don't know your own birthday? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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