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Duncanwii
08/15/20 4:43:30 PM
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Some people would never understand.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/15/20 4:44:07 PM
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Yeah i'll never understand how you even have one girl.

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BroodRyu
08/15/20 4:44:19 PM
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Tag
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brotrrwinner
08/15/20 4:44:25 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah i'll never understand how you even have one girl.
Welp

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HylianShield
08/15/20 4:45:32 PM
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That one girl is your "right hand" right?
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Guerrilla Soldier
08/15/20 4:50:00 PM
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why is this topic with a false statement even a thing

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Duncanwii
08/15/20 4:51:46 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
why is this topic with a false statement even a thing

What is false? That I have a girl or that shes the only one? Because both are demonstratively true.
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Choco
08/15/20 4:55:44 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Some people would never understand.
cringe

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CanuckCowboy
08/15/20 4:55:57 PM
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Every so often duncan makes a topic where i wanna say something, and that thing isnt necessary mean, but i also have no idea how to say it without sounding really mean.

Ahh well.

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Shelhamer92
08/15/20 4:56:26 PM
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mattymad posted...
Your mum?
Long as your momma love ya
Don't ever love a woman

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Lorthremar
08/15/20 4:56:29 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Every so often duncan makes a topic where i wanna say something, and that thing isnt necessary mean, but i also have no idea how to say it without sounding really mean.

Ahh well.
yeah this is how i feel

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Valjackal
08/15/20 5:00:21 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
What is false? That I have a girl or that shes the only one? Because both are demonstratively true.
Was that your pickup line for whomever it was you were trying to hit on a while back?

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Duncanwii
08/15/20 5:14:17 PM
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Valjackal posted...

Was that your pickup line for whomever it was you were trying to hit on a while back?

I dont do pickup lines. They are lame and kind of creepy.
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PG_Era
08/15/20 5:15:53 PM
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read as 1 gil.

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Strider102
08/15/20 5:16:28 PM
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That feeling when your ideal date consists of going to the mall, Subway, or Gamestop.

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R1masher
08/15/20 5:17:56 PM
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How do you do three ways?

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NES4EVER
08/15/20 5:18:34 PM
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.... But you've never had her.

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a-c-a-b
08/15/20 5:21:46 PM
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Nice try Duncan but we've seen some of the really creepy and sad PMs that you've sent to women on here.

Gunplagirl posted a bunch of them once.
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Duncanwii
08/15/20 5:22:19 PM
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R1masher posted...
How do you do three ways?

I dont? We barely ever do 2 ways.
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Strider102
08/15/20 5:22:26 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
.... But you've never had her.

Dayum

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Strider102
08/15/20 5:22:49 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I dont? We barely ever do 2 ways.

Barely being never because of problems and you trying to force her into it.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/15/20 5:26:35 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I dont? We barely ever do 2 ways.

barely he says

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Trumpo
08/15/20 5:27:45 PM
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The meltdown this dude will have if they ever find out she's getting plowed by Chad.
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Duncanwii
08/15/20 5:29:29 PM
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Trumpo posted...
The meltdown this dude will have if they ever find out she's getting plowed by Chad.

If shes cheating then I was very wrong on the kind of person she is.
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BroodRyu
08/15/20 5:30:58 PM
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Duncan how many times are you right about things? Thats a simpler question to answer.
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Strider102
08/15/20 5:31:44 PM
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All that sexual energu.

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Duncanwii
08/15/20 5:36:04 PM
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BroodRyu posted...
Duncan how many times are you right about things? Thats a simpler question to answer.

She isnt cheating on me. She isnt that kind of woman.
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Eliza3
08/15/20 5:40:38 PM
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What steps are you two taking to avoid COVID?

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Duncanwii
08/15/20 5:41:43 PM
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Eliza3 posted...
What steps are you two taking to avoid COVID?

Me? Everything
Her? Nothing
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marthsheretoo
08/15/20 5:43:39 PM
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Didn't you try to pick up another girl while you were with her?

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PokeCris
08/15/20 5:45:10 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
She isnt cheating on me. She isnt that kind of woman.
Remember the time you asked another girl out even though you supposedly have a gf?


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LanHikari10
08/15/20 5:45:30 PM
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PokemonExpert44
08/15/20 5:47:58 PM
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Tc has more than 1 girl

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TopKekBro
08/15/20 5:48:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Some people would never understand.

hows her ass?

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Duncanwii
08/15/20 5:48:24 PM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tc has more than 1 girl

No I dont.
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Duncanwii
08/15/20 5:48:47 PM
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TopKekBro posted...


hows her ass?

Amazing.
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FlameTurtle
08/15/20 5:56:19 PM
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marthsheretoo posted...
Didn't you try to pick up another girl while you were with her?
I like how he didnt answer this.

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One_Day_Remains
08/15/20 6:09:14 PM
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It's good that you have a female friend
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Parappa09
08/15/20 6:11:49 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah i'll never understand how you even have one girl.


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KookyCouture
08/15/20 6:17:44 PM
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You say that but we all know you had that creepy obsession about Sayoria and would drop "your" girl in a heartbeat for her
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Duncanwii
08/15/20 6:18:27 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
It's good that you have a female friend

We arent just friends.
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a-c-a-b
08/15/20 6:20:26 PM
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KookyCouture posted...
You say that but we all know you had that creepy obsession about Sayoria and would drop "your" girl in a heartbeat for her

He's also sent PMs to Gunplagirl asking her to meet up with him.
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Eliza-Schuyler
08/15/20 6:28:49 PM
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duncanwii- i totally have a girl im so cool
everyone- *doubt*

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One_Day_Remains
08/15/20 6:34:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...


We arent just friends.


Well, you haven't fucked, you two basically do nothing sexual, and the extent of your dates consists of going to the mall and eating Subway, which is shit I would do with my homies back when I was a teenager. Nothing about your relationship with this girl actually resembles a romantic relationship.
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Drpooplol
08/15/20 6:36:09 PM
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Why does Duncan refuse to acknowledge the Sayoria era?

HMMMMM

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CanuckCowboy
08/15/20 6:38:06 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
He's also sent PMs to Gunplagirl asking her to meet up with him.

Duncan only said that cause he is too sheltered to realize any better.

Meaning he doesnt have a shot with any other girls, hasnt had another girl, and lacks the life experience to realize that his relationship isnt half what he believes it to be.

Its easy to think you found the one when youve only had one and lack options.

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Duncanwii
08/15/20 6:43:11 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Why does Duncan refuse to acknowledge the Sayoria era?

HMMMMM

That era is too painful.
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Drpooplol
08/15/20 6:46:20 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
That era is too painful.
I'm sorry you feel pain over your past actions, but I certainly hope you have learned from your actions.

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