Current Events > you can always tell who the turbovirgins on gamefaqs are

Topic List
Page List: 1
_BIueMonk
08/16/20 2:02:11 AM
#1:


"a girl? wearing make up? SHES FAKE. A FAAAAAAKE!!! look she dyed her hair!! SHES A LIARRRR! i only date pure girls. with double D breasts and long legs. i mean i would if i could, but my mom says i cant borrow any more money because apparently living at home when you're 40 years old means you're a "deadbeat". SHE DOESNT UNDERSTAND. MY TWITCH CAREER IS GONNA TAKE OFF ANY MOMENT NOW."

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove
08/16/20 2:02:34 AM
#2:


Bluemonk are you drunk?

---
I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.
https://imgur.com/YTIL81T
... Copied to Clipboard!
AdrianBeterson
08/16/20 2:04:04 AM
#3:


Goddamn I literally destroyed this simp in the last topic and now hes having a meltdown LOL

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
_BIueMonk
08/16/20 2:04:55 AM
#4:


ApherosyLove posted...
Bluemonk are you drunk?
maybe

AdrianBeterson posted...
Goddamn I literally destroyed this simp in the last topic and now hes having a meltdown LOL
i had sex this morning.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi
08/16/20 2:07:55 AM
#5:


stop spamming the board

---
There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on
... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove
08/16/20 2:08:08 AM
#6:


_BIueMonk posted...
maybe
I like you, I do, but I think it's time to stop posting tonight >_>

---
I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.
https://imgur.com/YTIL81T
... Copied to Clipboard!
BroodRyu
08/16/20 2:08:19 AM
#7:


viewmaster_pi posted...
stop spamming the board

... Copied to Clipboard!
Delta_Force
08/16/20 2:09:53 AM
#8:


_BIueMonk posted...
i had sex this morning.

And we're sure you hand enjoyed every second of it but calm down or take your shit elsewhere.

---
More Bush on Obama's Clinton!
What the hell does "should of" mean?
... Copied to Clipboard!
pepper2012
08/16/20 2:10:28 AM
#9:


Yikes

---
None of this is good, Vector. That's why it's called "a Sonic game." - Knuckles the Echidna
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBlueMonk_
08/16/20 2:11:09 AM
#10:


Delta_Force posted...
And we're sure you hand enjoyed every second of it but calm down or take your shit elsewhere.
haha very funny but it was my HOT ASIAN FIANCEE

---
Park Minyoung NOONA <3
https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF
... Copied to Clipboard!
pepper2012
08/16/20 2:12:00 AM
#11:


TheBlueMonk_ posted...
haha very funny but it was my HOT ASIAN FIANCEE

Then why do you get so mad when people dont always like the random clips of asian girls you post? Honest question

---
None of this is good, Vector. That's why it's called "a Sonic game." - Knuckles the Echidna
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12
08/16/20 2:12:02 AM
#12:


There's a certain kind of person who gets extremely excited about random girls on the internet, and I think we all know what it is

---
I write Naruto Fanfiction.
But I am definitely not a furry.
... Copied to Clipboard!
pepper2012
08/16/20 2:12:28 AM
#13:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
There's a certain kind of person who gets extremely excited about random girls on the internet, and I think we all know what it is

Duncan?

---
None of this is good, Vector. That's why it's called "a Sonic game." - Knuckles the Echidna
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBlueMonk_
08/16/20 2:13:47 AM
#14:


viewmaster_pi posted...
stop spamming the board
you must be new

---
Park Minyoung NOONA <3
https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBlueMonk_
08/16/20 2:14:01 AM
#15:


pepper2012 posted...
Then why do you get so mad when people dont always like the random clips of asian girls you post? Honest question
because they're wrong.

---
Park Minyoung NOONA <3
https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
08/16/20 2:14:24 AM
#16:


pepper2012 posted...
Duncan?
No it's Gobstoppers12

---
Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale
08/16/20 2:15:22 AM
#17:


Come to think of it, Turbo Virgin sounds like a marketing campaign for cooking oil, fufufufu.

---
#1 Kaiju Fangirl ^_^
https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj
... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo
08/16/20 2:55:24 AM
#18:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
There's a certain kind of person who gets extremely excited about random girls on the internet, and I think we all know what it is

Dere's no need for dat kind of finger pointing.

---
"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
-DevsBro
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames
08/16/20 2:58:10 AM
#19:


Turbovirgins ITT mad af at TC rn lmao

---
the real Irving Rameses
https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBlueMonk_
08/16/20 2:59:34 AM
#20:


Ving_Rhames posted...
Turbovirgins ITT mad af at TC rn lmao
lmao i know right

---
Park Minyoung NOONA <3
https://imgur.com/F5yuHSF
... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7
08/16/20 3:01:11 AM
#21:


I'm definitely super infinity ultimate virgin but....

Please put on some make up. I mean if you want. I don't mean to imply...that you look ugly without make up.

Because that would be stating the obvious madam.
*runs*

---
Hello, I lack empathy. I am a certified villain who lacks basic human decency. I laugh at images of sad puppies. I eat animal crackers starting with the head.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BoyOfBattle
08/16/20 3:31:04 AM
#22:


y'all see that pic of pokimane without makeup? girl literally went from solid 8/10 to a hideous jungle creature. jfc makeup is such an unfair advantage for women in the dating scene

---
DIEHARD RAPS FAN SINCE 2019. We da North!
"Kawaii" Leonard. Fred "On Fleek" Vanvleet. Nick "The Doctor" Nurse. we already won.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#23
Post #23 was unavailable or deleted.
AzurexNightmare
08/16/20 4:30:44 AM
#24:


AdrianBeterson posted...
Goddamn I literally destroyed this simp in the last topic and now hes having a meltdown LOL
Dude you need hobbies. You're here like 24/7

---
Latest Game Completed 100%
Resident Evil VII
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/16/20 4:32:50 AM
#25:


calm down bluemonk you've turned into a redmonk

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
B-Factor
08/16/20 4:50:38 AM
#26:


Sorry about your fake girl.

I prefer frizzled hair and unshaved pits.
---
Meh.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BoyOfBattle
08/16/20 5:30:32 AM
#27:


frizzy hair = pass

oh naturale pits = nice

---
DIEHARD RAPS FAN SINCE 2019. We da North!
"Kawaii" Leonard. Fred "On Fleek" Vanvleet. Nick "The Doctor" Nurse. we already won.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius
08/16/20 5:58:15 AM
#28:


_BIueMonk posted...
maybe
Go hang out in the drinking thread.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78911134
... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza-Schuyler
08/16/20 8:56:10 AM
#29:


pepper2012 posted...
Duncan?
true

---
no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed
Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931
... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza-Schuyler
08/16/20 8:57:56 AM
#30:


BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm definitely super infinity ultimate virgin but.... I always say...

Please put on some make up. I mean if you want. I don't mean to imply...that you look ugly without make up.
i wear makeup on occasion, when i feel like it. eyeshadow is only sometimes. usually blush, lip gloss, highlighter, and a little mascara is fine. it doesnt really make anything better, i just like putting it on. im lucky to already have high cheekbones and nice lips.
Because that would be stating the obvious madam.
*runs*
haha

---
no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed
Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
08/16/20 8:59:34 AM
#31:


BoyOfBattle posted...
frizzy hair = pass

oh naturale pits = nice
Absolutely based

---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003
08/16/20 9:01:53 AM
#32:


_BIueMonk posted...
maybe

i had sex this morning.

Hes not calling you an incel. Hes calling you a simp.

---
...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1