Current Events > What is the most messed up "Your Mom" joke can you think of?

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 3:42:04 PM
#1:


Within the ToS of course.

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:04:37 PM
#2:


Your mom is so fat, when she visited the UK they experienced unprecedented inflation rates.

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralStiff
08/31/20 4:09:04 PM
#3:


Your're mum so fat, she could be a subreddit AND a discord moderator

---
You cannot stop me from getting inside
I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:10:27 PM
#4:


You're mom is so fat, we call her "The Big Bang".

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:11:05 PM
#5:


Your mom is so fat she developed type 2 diabetes and now requires daily blood testing and periodic insulin shots to manage it.

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide
08/31/20 4:11:14 PM
#6:


Actually sleep with the mom, then send pics to the offspring.

---
evening main 2.4356848e+91
https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink
08/31/20 4:11:35 PM
#7:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen
08/31/20 4:12:15 PM
#8:


Hexenherz posted...
Your mom is so fat she developed type 2 diabetes and now requires daily blood testing and periodic insulin shots to manage it.
LMAO
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:12:17 PM
#9:


Hexenherz posted...
Your mom is so fat she developed type 2 diabetes and now requires daily blood testing and periodic insulin shots to manage it.
wow messed up

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
IloveJesus
08/31/20 4:12:26 PM
#10:


When I was at school, one kid jokingly claimed to have fucked another kids mum.

The victim of the joke pointed out that his mum was dead.

The instigator replied, 'That didn't stop me.'

---
Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:12:44 PM
#11:


Your mom is so ugly they hung her selfie at MOMA

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen
08/31/20 4:13:46 PM
#12:


IloveJesus posted...
When I was at school, one kid jokingly claimed to have fucked another kids mum.

The victim of the joke pointed out that his mum was dead.

The instigator replied, 'That didn't stop me.'
Kids can be so fucked
... Copied to Clipboard!
Accrovideogames
08/31/20 4:14:29 PM
#13:


DrizztLink posted...
Yo mama so far, she gotta buy her belts from Saturn
Don't you mean "fat"?

IloveJesus posted...
When I was at school, one kid jokingly claimed to have fucked another kids mum.
The victim of the joke pointed out that his mum was dead.
The instigator replied, 'That didn't stop me.'
At first I thought it would end with the mother in question getting arrested for raping a minor. I totally didn't expect that ending.

---
I'm French speaking.
30/Male/Quebec
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:14:53 PM
#14:


Accrovideogames posted...
Don't you mean "fat"?
no. Far as in she's really far away from earth

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink
08/31/20 4:17:56 PM
#15:


nfearurspecimn posted...
no. Far as in she's really far away from earth
It's really the only place that sells them out there.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:18:47 PM
#16:


Your mom is such a nasty "lay" they crafted sour cream and onion flavor chips based on her odor.


---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCodeisBosco
08/31/20 4:21:21 PM
#17:


Hexenherz posted...
Your mom is so fat she developed type 2 diabetes and now requires daily blood testing and periodic insulin shots to manage it.

Pissing myself at this one, lmfao

---
The music was thud-like.
The music was... thud-like.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:24:28 PM
#18:


Your mom's favorite ISP is probably Cox Communications, but that's just an assumption based on her favorite component of my anatomy as confirmed by verbal statements expressed during our numerous intimate and romantic encounters in the bedroom.

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:26:21 PM
#19:


Your mom's nickname is Medusa because everyone that looks at her gets hard as a rock also she's like a thousand years old

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:26:52 PM
#20:


Hexenherz posted...
Your mom's nickname is Medusa because everyone that looks at her gets hard as a rock also she's like a thousand years old
lol

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:27:59 PM
#21:


Your mom is so hot I spilled her on some old lady and then we sued McDonald's for millions of dollars

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork
08/31/20 4:29:45 PM
#22:


Your mother so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

---
"I could care less" means you care right now.
The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less."
... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012
08/31/20 4:30:55 PM
#23:


Yo mama is so stupid that she struggled in school and had to retake many classes. She was able to graduate a year late albeit struggling to maintain a C average.

---
We are Borg.
... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee
08/31/20 4:32:34 PM
#24:


Your mom is so ugly that her face is categorized as a weapon of mass destruction
---
I'm the fly in the ointment, the spanner in the works. I'm unpredictable. I'm the X-Factor.
- Jamie Madrox
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:33:45 PM
#25:


Your mom is so ugly, they labeled her as a Keter SCP.

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher
08/31/20 4:33:47 PM
#26:


Youre moms so horny she gave birth to you 11 times...

---
R1R1R1R1R1R1
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:34:26 PM
#27:


Your mom is so stupid that when I told her to like and subscribe if she wanted to see more videos like this one she did! Now I have eight subscribers

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:36:29 PM
#28:


Your mom is so stupid, I gave her IDKFA and IDDQD and she couldn't beat the first level of Doom 1 episode 1.

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart
08/31/20 4:36:41 PM
#29:


Your mom is such a bad parent that you regularly visit GameFAQs

---
Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:37:02 PM
#30:


Feline_Heart posted...
Your mom is such a bad parent that you regularly visit GameFAQs
"it won't affect my baby!"

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:39:01 PM
#31:


Your mom is so stupid I asked if she was a virgin and she said yes

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:39:23 PM
#32:


Hexenherz posted...
Your mom is so stupid I asked if she was a virgin and she said yes
nice

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork
08/31/20 4:39:35 PM
#33:


nfearurspecimn posted...
Your mom is so stupid, I gave her IDKFA and IDDQD and she couldn't beat the first level of Doom 1 episode 1.
Prolly cause she don't know wtf those acronyms are, cause she ain't a major league gamer.

---
"I could care less" means you care right now.
The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less."
... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator-
08/31/20 4:41:26 PM
#34:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n0F9R90F0
---
''Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.'' ~ Hillary Clinton
Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:42:06 PM
#35:


3PiesAndAFork posted...
Prolly cause she don't know wtf those acronyms are, cause she ain't a major league gamer.
They aren't acronyms, they are cheat codes for All Weapons and Ammo and Invulnerability respectively.

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork
08/31/20 4:42:46 PM
#36:


nfearurspecimn posted...
They aren't acronyms, they are cheat codes for All Weapons and Ammo and Invulnerability respectively.
I guess I'm as stupid as yo momma

---
"I could care less" means you care right now.
The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less."
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:43:39 PM
#37:


3PiesAndAFork posted...
I guess I'm as stupid as yo momma
nice1

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:44:02 PM
#38:


Your mom is so fat she can tell you the exact quantity of licks it will take to get to the center of a Tootsi Roll Tootsie Pop lollipop at any given tongue pressure and salivation saturation.

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:45:03 PM
#39:


Your mom is so stupid I told her to be careful of mosquitoes and she responded, "I'm wearing clean socks"

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:45:26 PM
#40:


Your momma so impatient that she doesn't even get a lick in and she shotgun blasted the screen aiming at the owl while he was counting.

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart
08/31/20 4:45:52 PM
#41:


Your mom is so stupid that she chose Bulbasaur as her starter

---
Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink
08/31/20 4:46:39 PM
#42:


Yo mama so dumb, in high school she packed a tampon whenever she had a free period

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide
08/31/20 4:46:53 PM
#43:


Stunfisk was originally known as the Inflated Pokemon, until your mom sat on it.

---
evening main 2.4356848e+91
https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:47:58 PM
#44:


DrizztLink posted...
Yo mama so dumb, in high school she packed a tampon whenever she had a free period
lol

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:48:00 PM
#45:


DrizztLink posted...
Yo mama so dumb, in high school she packed a tampon whenever she had a free period
Lmfao

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:50:48 PM
#46:


Yo momma so dumb she asked me what a 4 letter word for "cake" was when she was doing a word search.

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
fan357
08/31/20 4:51:32 PM
#47:


Your mom.

---
Never forget where you came from.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2
08/31/20 4:51:59 PM
#48:


Guys, Let's just get off of mama's

cuz I just got off of yours
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz
08/31/20 4:52:25 PM
#49:


Your mom is so stupid she called the Playstation a nintendo.

---
FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC
https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/
... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:53:06 PM
#50:


Your momma so disgusting she sharted and said "welp, there's another one" and kept watching TV

---
Wake up. You have to wake up.
currently a preta (hungry ghost)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2