Current Events > The perfect girl but she makes you watch Grease 2 twice a day, back to back.

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She starts up the popcorn, sits down in that couch that you like to sit in and calls you over.

Snuggles up to you in bed, pulls out the tablet and turns it on.

Plays a recording of it while you're on the road, just to make sure you didn't forget to watch it.

When your alarm clock goes off, you hear her favorite song from the film.

When she sings in the shower, she sings off key to every song in the film.

But she's the perfect girl. What else could you say to her?

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I give it two weeks before I kill her and then myself.

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Do we get to bowl and rock n roll?

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let's bowl
let's bowl
let's rock and roll

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Having sex with her when she focus on the movie is so hot.

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Considering I like/love Grease 2, I'd deal with it.

Michele phifer was pretty hot... but not that hot

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She's not perfect if she's wasting my time. I wouldn't even watch boobies twice a day every day. I have things to do and boobies get in the way.

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3 hours of my day gone every day? Nah fam. I barely have enough time for myself on work days as it is.

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