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Verdekal
09/06/20 3:58:25 PM
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how much damage would they cause? How long would it take for us to wipe them out? Assume finite amount of monsters.

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DarkFists
09/06/20 3:59:51 PM
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Well considering that'd include a bunch of Lovecraftian horrors among other things...we'd be fucked

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Ving_Rhames
09/06/20 4:00:21 PM
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We die.

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HylianFox
09/06/20 4:00:49 PM
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DarkFists posted...
Well considering that'd include a bunch of Lovecraftian horrors among other things...we'd be fucked

I was just gonna say a good 70% of JRPG monsters are cute and cuddly
>_>

the remaining 30% are Lovecraftian horrors...

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gunplagirl
09/06/20 4:02:30 PM
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Disgaea attacks regularly include stuff like blowing up planets and crashing the moon into people.

Plus the have stats until the billions and can easily hit for quadrillions of damage.

So.

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Verdekal
09/06/20 4:03:12 PM
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FF monsters only then.

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AzurexNightmare
09/06/20 4:03:57 PM
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DarkFists posted...
Well considering that'd include a bunch of Lovecraftian horrors among other things...we'd be fucked
Those would be the least of our worries. Some JRPG's have overpowered ass demons that are gods.

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Ving_Rhames
09/06/20 4:04:41 PM
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Verdekal posted...
FF monsters only then.

FFXIVs Alexander accidentally destroys the whole planet GG

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Irony
09/06/20 4:05:08 PM
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What about monster girls?

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Kaiganeer
09/06/20 4:05:28 PM
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Rika_Furude
09/06/20 4:06:04 PM
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Is there any scenario in which we arent fucked?

Just say the portal opens up in the sky
Lesser monsters fall to their deaths
We launch all nukes in the world at the portal

Theres some OP ass monsters that will survive those nukes

Then what?

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gunplagirl
09/06/20 4:06:19 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
penance solos
Isn't it a machina?

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vigorm0rtis
09/06/20 4:07:30 PM
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They can be beaten by teenagers with minimal training and the power of friendship. I'd send kids after them and it'd all be wrapped up in an afternoon.

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BalanceLost
09/06/20 4:11:13 PM
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Imagine Sin alone (from FFX).

Its purpose was to destroy technology. We would not stand a chance.

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HylianFox
09/06/20 4:11:51 PM
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vigorm0rtis posted...
They can be beaten by teenagers with minimal training and the power of friendship. I'd send kids after them and it'd all be wrapped up in an afternoon.

seriously, all these so-called "gods" and "demons" routinely gets their asses kicked by a group of kids

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Verdekal
09/06/20 4:13:55 PM
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I meant regular encounters.

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Killmonger
09/06/20 4:15:20 PM
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You can only imagine how much damage the monsters from SMT would cause.

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Blue_Inigo
09/06/20 4:17:27 PM
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Verdekal posted...
I meant regular encounters.
Behemoth can summon meteors and spam Ultima magic. We are fucked.

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Verdekal
09/06/20 4:19:06 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Behemoth can summon meteors and spam Ultima magic. We are fucked.
I thought only King Behemoths could do that. And it wasn't a very wide range.

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crayola555
09/06/20 4:20:54 PM
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I would want to meet a Tonberry and take his lantern

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AlCalavicci
09/06/20 4:26:04 PM
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No matter how you slice it, we are fucked

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neverwin
09/07/20 7:05:43 AM
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HylianFox posted...
seriously, all these so-called "gods" and "demons" routinely gets their asses kicked by a group of kids

Yeah kids with godlike powers...


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Flauros
09/07/20 7:09:22 AM
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King Rial
09/07/20 7:09:27 AM
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crayola555 posted...
I would want to meet a Tonberry and take his lantern
He'd knife the fuck out of you before ya had a chance to look at him cross-eyed.

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DarkFists
09/07/20 7:38:08 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Behemoth can summon meteors and spam Ultima magic. We are fucked.
A reminder that Proto-Omega are random battles in FF5, and they have most of the abilities of the actual Omega, so...with Omega and Behemoth mooks, the FF side of things would be nuts

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ColdOne666
09/07/20 7:38:20 AM
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BalanceLost posted...
Imagine Sin alone (from FFX).

Its purpose was to destroy technology. We would not stand a chance.

It almost lost to a few cannons, we could just nuke it.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
09/07/20 7:51:18 AM
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Imagine epic battles against the Weapons from Final Fantasy VII?

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Monferno_AQW
09/07/20 8:24:46 AM
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We're dead, Jim.

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gunplagirl
09/08/20 7:57:37 PM
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Verdekal posted...
I thought only King Behemoths could do that. And it wasn't a very wide range.
In X? Kings cast meteor as they die. Regular ones can only cast thundara. And maybe mighty guard, I know you can at least learn it from them.

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Endgame
09/08/20 8:01:42 PM
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jRPG monsters tend to be weak shit curbstomped by teenagers high on friendship.

We would probably be safer than we are now because our killers like bears would be too busy goring the fuck out of the weak ass dragons that can be felled by a single strike from a pretty boy villain to care about us.
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KeeperOfShadows
09/08/20 8:08:54 PM
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neverwin posted...
Yeah kids with godlike powers...

Everyone always forgets that part. The normal kids are mostly npcs that would get killed by a pack of rats.

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modena
09/08/20 8:12:45 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Imagine epic battles against the Weapons from Final Fantasy VII?
Yeah when Ruby Weapon shows up I'm hiding somewhere,anywhere.

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MC_BatCommander
09/08/20 8:19:52 PM
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That's a pretty fair amount of world ending monstrosities so we wouldn't last long.

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PowerOats
09/08/20 8:20:21 PM
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Final fantasy flans would solo
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Caelthus
09/08/20 8:25:07 PM
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The world would stand no chance versus....literally any RPG ever, even by itself. Especially for particular RPGs, like, say FFXIV. There is absolutely zero chance under any circumstance whatsoever that Earth could repel the likes of Bahamut, Alexander, Shinryu, The Warring Triad...pretty much any of the primals. Humanity would be irreversibly doomed.

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Jiek_Fafn
09/08/20 8:27:47 PM
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Poofed? Like farted?
I'm pretty sure the sudden global saturation of monster farts would cause a lot of long term health issues. Probably lung cancer or something at the very least.

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modena
09/08/20 9:15:03 PM
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We would only have a chance if it's like Gantz 0 where we could level up working together and only focusing on a few at a time.

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Perascamin
09/08/20 9:16:56 PM
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If Lavos spawns the world is destroyed

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FL81
09/08/20 9:29:56 PM
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Endgame posted...
jRPG monsters tend to be weak shit curbstomped by teenagers high on friendship.

We would probably be safer than we are now because our killers like bears would be too busy goring the fuck out of the weak ass dragons that can be felled by a single strike from a pretty boy villain to care about us.
JRPG teenagers have the power of God and anime on their side

pretty much any JRPG's monsters will screw us over fwiw

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