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Duncanwii
09/06/20 8:42:22 PM
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We're talking 3 one of a kind cards Kaiba has never seen or touched before that he finds out about literally a week before his big tournament. It makes no logical sense.
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pegusus123456
09/06/20 8:42:42 PM
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His penis is just that big.

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TheRealDill2022
09/06/20 8:43:14 PM
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You're underestimating Kaiba's programming skills.pegusus123456 posted...
His penis is just that big.

This too
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davyheinz
09/06/20 8:45:52 PM
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Uh... pretty sure that isnt how the lore works but I guess this is how Duncan topics go.

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GeneralKenobi85
09/06/20 9:01:04 PM
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He's Seto freaking Kaiba.

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EmbraceOfDeath
09/06/20 9:10:09 PM
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Super advanced AI. Also, why does Kaiba force the girls working for him monitoring Battle City to all look and dress alike?

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pegusus123456
09/06/20 9:10:57 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Also, why does Kaiba force the girls working for him monitoring Battle City to all look and dress alike?
He doesn't force them. They want to do it because his penis is just that big.

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Prismsblade
09/06/20 9:11:50 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
We're talking 3 one of a kind cards Kaiba has never seen or touched before that he finds out about literally a week before his big tournament. It makes no logical sense.
It wasnt necessary then or ever. If it's a YGO card the duel disk can summon it.

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DemonBuffet
09/06/20 9:12:15 PM
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Kaiba is a fucking Chad that fucked Mai Valentine and Tea Gardner on the regular off screen.

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dib153
09/06/20 9:20:05 PM
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This video goes on about the overall Yu-Gi-Oh timeline and it's world, but a large portion of that is Kaiba.

https://youtu.be/WyYES7dJQ3E

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pegusus123456
09/06/20 9:25:03 PM
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dib153 posted...
a large portion of that is Kaiba.
Know what that large portion is?

His penis.

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Duncanwii
09/06/20 9:26:16 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...

Know what that large portion is?

His penis.

Yugioh Abridged establishes that that version of Kaiba is a 5000 year old robot and therefore doesnt have a penis.
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pegusus123456
09/06/20 9:34:45 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Yugioh Abridged establishes that that version of Kaiba is a 5000 year old robot and therefore doesnt have a penis.
If you check his power source, you will find that he runs entirely on big dick energy.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
09/06/20 9:37:30 PM
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No human in human history has ever had to overcompensate like baby dick Kaiba.

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Blue_Inigo
09/06/20 9:55:37 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
His penis is just that big.


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inloveanddeath0
09/06/20 9:56:16 PM
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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/06/20 9:59:03 PM
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Its been a while since Ive watched it, but didnt Ishizu explain the god cards to Kaiba beforehand?

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Mistere Man
09/06/20 10:00:02 PM
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Drunk Cobra
09/06/20 10:01:17 PM
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ReturnOfThaJedi posted...
Its been a while since Ive watched it, but didnt Ishizu explain the god cards to Kaiba beforehand?
Why did he not get with her

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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/06/20 10:02:58 PM
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Drunk Cobra posted...
Why did he not get with her
Scared of that WAP

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Blue_Inigo
09/06/20 10:04:03 PM
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Drunk Cobra posted...
Why did he not get with her
Kaiba only wants the Pharaoh

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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/06/20 10:04:17 PM
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Ok I misunderstood the original question

The answer is that he fucking Seto Kaiba

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Mistere Man
09/06/20 10:05:38 PM
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ReturnOfThaJedi posted...
Its been a while since Ive watched it, but didnt Ishizu explain the god cards to Kaiba beforehand?
Seems so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXam2yvd8Xs

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pegusus123456
09/06/20 10:05:45 PM
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Drunk Cobra posted...
Why did he not get with her
She used the Millennium Necklace to foresee that having sex with him would be so phenomenally earth shattering that she would never enjoy being with any other person. As such, she resisted his charms.

She reconsidered and they rawdogged offscreen later that night.

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Phantom_Nook
09/06/20 10:09:29 PM
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I thought they implied those were the real Egyptian Gods being summoned.
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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/06/20 10:10:16 PM
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The real question now is why is Ishizu suck a fucking baddie?


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AlisLandale
09/06/20 10:14:34 PM
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God Cards are literal magic so they probably will work on anything if you believe in the heart of the cards. I mean, Kaiba doesn't even need the physical card to be able to summon Obelisk in DSOD. >_>

It's also possible in universe cards have some sort of RFID chip in them that stores the info, amiibo style, and the system doesn't need the data so long as the card has it. So if you really want a technological explanation...

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WingsOfGood
09/06/20 10:29:42 PM
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The god cards weren't holograms. They were real monsters.
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EmbraceOfDeath
09/07/20 4:25:04 AM
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Kaiba's staunch skepticism even in the face of clear proof of magic is so ridiculous.

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Phantom_Nook
09/07/20 4:26:20 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Kaiba's staunch skepticism even in the face of clear proof of magic is so ridiculous.

That was a dub thing. In the original, he accepts that magic is real. He just doesn't care.
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NOM
09/07/20 4:32:57 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
God Cards are literal magic so they probably will work on anything if you believe in the heart of the cards. I mean, Kaiba doesn't even need the physical card to be able to summon Obelisk in DSOD. >_>

It's also possible in universe cards have some sort of RFID chip in them that stores the info, amiibo style, and the system doesn't need the data so long as the card has it. So if you really want a technological explanation...
Him summoning Obelisk in DSOD was so damn cash.

I want a continuation series of Yu-GI-Oh! where they bring the Pharaoh back from the dead and just continue as they were <_<

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darkbuster
09/07/20 4:42:34 AM
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Serious answer to the topic, but based on every version of Yugioh I've seen, I always got the impression that duel disks were more technological recreations of the Egyptian rituals, than typical 3D modeling & programming. It always makes me think of how the Megaten franchise explores the concept of how supernatural processes can be converted to algorithmic formats, to be run by computers.

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ZeldaMutant
09/07/20 4:44:57 AM
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NOM posted...
Him summoning Obelisk in DSOD was so damn cash.

I want a continuation series of Yu-GI-Oh! where they bring the Pharaoh back from the dead and just continue as they were <_<
I want a continuation of Yu-Gi-Oh! where they accept the end-of-manga message that "the dead should stay dead, and we should move on". I want to see Yugi grow into his own person as the new King of Games. I want to see Kaiba continue his growth.

The movie was disappointing because everyone was obsessed with the past and Yugi couldn't even win without a Pharaoh ex Machina (nor Kaiba without an Obelisk ex Machina).

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YugiNoob
09/07/20 4:55:16 AM
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Drunk Cobra posted...
Why did he not get with her
He did. In front of Marik. Just to make him cry like a little bitch.

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