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UnfairRepresent 09/09/20 1:19:32 PM #1:	A teenager has been rushed to the hospital after a snake bit his penis as he sat on the toilet. Siraphop Masukarat went to the loo on Tuesday evening when he felt a sudden searing pain in his manhood. The university student looked down and saw the python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis. It quickly let go as blood spurted around the toilet bowl. Siraphop, 18, yelled in terror as he ran out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles in Nonthaburi, in central Thailand, around 20km north of Bangkok. The teenager's panic-stricken mother calmed him down before paramedics rushed the lad to the nearby Bang Yai Hospital for treatment. Doctors gave Siraphop three stitches in the glands at the tip of the penis and treated the bite wound with antibiotic wash, to kill any bacteria from the python's fangs. Siraphop said: "I was using the toilet but a few moments after I sat down, I suddenly felt pain in my penis. I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet. Then there was blood everywhere. "It was only a small snake but its bite was so strong. I sure hope that my penis can recover." Animal handlers arrived at the two-storey home and began searching for the snake, which was still coiled up in the toilet bowl. They used snake catching equipment to snare the python, which measured around 4ft long. They took it into a sack before releasing it back into woodland. Siraphop's terrified mother, Sutapath, said she was still shocked about the incident. She said: "I don't know how the snake got into my house. It could have been through the drain connected to the toilet. "I know the snake really hurt my son but I'm relieved it was only a non-venomous python. If it was a cobra, he would be dead. "He will be scared every time he goes to toilet. But he's recovering well at the hospital and I'm thankful to the rescue volunteers for catching the snake. https://i.imgur.com/WHhyMAb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hBI6YBV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/0eYCXBb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/72iJRn5.jpg How do you not notice the snake when you walk in and sit down? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:944399673] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>A teenager has been rushed to the hospital after a snake bit his penis as he sat on the toilet. Siraphop Masukarat went to the loo on Tuesday evening when he felt a sudden searing pain in his manhood. The university student looked down and saw the python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis. It quickly let go as blood spurted around the toilet bowl. Siraphop, 18, yelled in terror as he ran out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles in Nonthaburi, in central Thailand, around 20km north of Bangkok. The teenager's panic-stricken mother calmed him down before paramedics rushed the lad to the nearby Bang Yai Hospital for treatment. Doctors gave Siraphop three stitches in the glands at the tip of the penis and treated the bite wound with antibiotic wash, to kill any bacteria from the python's fangs. Siraphop said: "I was using the toilet but a few moments after I sat down, I suddenly felt pain in my penis. I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet. Then there was blood everywhere. "It was only a small snake but its bite was so strong. I sure hope that my penis can recover." Animal handlers arrived at the two-storey home and began searching for the snake, which was still coiled up in the toilet bowl. They used snake catching equipment to snare the python, which measured around 4ft long. They took it into a sack before releasing it back into woodland. Siraphop's terrified mother, Sutapath, said she was still shocked about the incident. She said: "I don't know how the snake got into my house. It could have been through the drain connected to the toilet. "I know the snake really hurt my son but I'm relieved it was only a non-venomous python. If it was a cobra, he would be dead. "He will be scared every time he goes to toilet. But he's recovering well at the hospital and I'm thankful to the rescue volunteers for catching the snake. https://i.imgur.com/WHhyMAb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hBI6YBV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/0eYCXBb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/72iJRn5.jpg How do you not notice the snake when you walk in and sit down?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 09/10/20 5:00:50 AM #2:	ouch --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:944429267] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>ouch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 09/10/20 5:05:19 AM #3:	Yikes! --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:944429314] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Yikes!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Into_The_LOL 09/10/20 5:06:47 AM #4:	Unlucky <cite>Into_The_LOL posted [p:944429334] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Unlucky </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/10/20 5:41:21 AM #5:	This kinda shit is why I always give a good check aroubd the toilet --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:944429687] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>This kinda shit is why I always give a good check aroubd the toilet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 09/10/20 5:43:10 AM #6:	fucking hell!! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:944429706] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>fucking hell!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thebatz 09/10/20 5:45:21 AM #7:	could be worse. at least it wasn't a cobra --- EndOfDiscOne posted... Calling the cops is more dangerous than letting someone drive drunk <cite>thebatz posted [p:944429727] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>could be worse. at least it wasn't a cobra </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 09/10/20 5:48:11 AM #8:	thebatz posted... could be worse. at least it wasn't a cobra snek is snek brah. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:944429764] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>thebatz posted... </cite> <quote>could be worse. at least it wasn't a cobra</quote> snek is snek brah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 09/10/20 5:50:17 AM #9:	This is why it's believable that if you leave the seat up, women will (sometimes) fall in. --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:944429789] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>This is why it's believable that if you leave the seat up, women will (sometimes) fall in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExtremeLuchador 09/10/20 6:12:29 AM #10:	Reticulated Pythons are notorious jerks. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." <cite>ExtremeLuchador posted [p:944430016] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Reticulated Pythons are notorious jerks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/10/20 7:08:07 AM #11:	thebatz posted... could be worse. at least it wasn't a cobra Yeah that's what the mom said --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:944430730] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>thebatz posted...</cite> <quote>could be worse. at least it wasn't a cobra </quote> Yeah that's what the mom said</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 09/10/20 7:37:53 AM #12:	That's awesome. Trouser Snake vs Python: The Movie. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:944431118] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>That's awesome. Trouser Snake vs Python: The Movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 09/10/20 7:40:27 AM #13:	Nice try, Siraphop. "Oh no, quick suck the poison out" yeah ok --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 <cite>JlM posted [p:944431150] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Nice try, Siraphop. "Oh no, quick suck the poison out" yeah ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 09/10/20 7:41:47 AM #14:	More like Bitekok, Thailand >___< --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:944431178] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>More like Bitekok, Thailand >___< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 09/10/20 8:38:12 AM #15:	"4 foot long python" "It was only a small snake" So hes saying he has a small dick --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:944432237] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>"4 foot long python" "It was only a small snake" So hes saying he has a small dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/10/20 9:51:10 AM #16:	JlM posted... Nice try, Siraphop. "Oh no, quick suck the poison out" yeah ok That would horrifying, you'd be sucking up blood --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:944434014] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>JlM posted...</cite> <quote>Nice try, Siraphop. "Oh no, quick suck the poison out" yeah ok </quote> That would horrifying, you'd be sucking up blood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snip-N-Snails 09/12/20 2:15:58 AM #17:	Jerry_Hellyeah posted... "4 foot long python" "It was only a small snake" So hes saying he has a small dick I think it means the opposite. --- #BLM <cite>Snip-N-Snails posted [p:944506971] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Jerry_Hellyeah posted... </cite> <quote>"4 foot long python" "It was only a small snake" So hes saying he has a small dick</quote>I think it means the opposite. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 09/12/20 2:19:09 AM #18:	poor kid there was also a local story about a snake being found in someone's toilet, but fortunately, no one was bitten --- https://imgur.com/ZQ9jsfL https://imgur.com/3vUvaBx <cite>g0ldie posted [p:944507027] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>poor kid there was also a local story about a snake being found in someone's toilet, but fortunately, no one was bitten </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JuanCarlos1 09/12/20 2:22:29 AM #19:	Ctrl+F blood was everywhere Sadly found Is it me or the way the english its written makes it funny? --- Mas dicen, que en las dimensiones de nuestro ser... hay muchos detalles por conocer... <cite>JuanCarlos1 posted [p:944507096] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Ctrl+F blood was everywhere Sadly found Is it me or the way the english its written makes it funny? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 09/12/20 2:59:16 PM #20:	F --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:944522824] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>F </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mach25687 09/14/20 11:44:53 AM #22:	Little does Siraphop Masukarat know that was a radioactive snake now he fights crime at night as Snakeman. --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php <cite>mach25687 posted [p:944591800] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Little does Siraphop Masukarat know that was a radioactive snake now he fights crime at night as Snakeman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 09/14/20 11:48:30 AM #23:	Once while I was at one of my audit clients, a copperhead fell out of the bathroom ceiling tile and landed on a woman using the stall right below it. She somehow managed to not get bitten but the entire office basically spent the next weeks nervously looking at the ceiling. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:944591916] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Once while I was at one of my audit clients, a copperhead fell out of the bathroom ceiling tile and landed on a woman using the stall right below it. She somehow managed to not get bitten but the entire office basically spent the next weeks nervously looking at the ceiling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotLap 09/14/20 12:09:25 PM #24:	I sure hope that my penis can recover. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:944592624] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>I sure hope that my penis can recover. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Number090684 09/14/20 12:11:21 PM #25:	Smackems posted... This kinda shit is why I always give a good check aroubd the toilet --- US N Switch "Number" FC SW-3804-3177-9797 US PS3 / PS4 / PS Vita PSN: Number090684 <cite>Number090684 posted [p:944592685] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>This kinda shit is why I always give a good check aroubd the toilet</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 09/14/20 12:13:19 PM #26:	Christ, just glad it wasn't venomous, or else he might lose his dick. --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:944592745] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Christ, just glad it wasn't venomous, or else he might lose his dick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 09/14/20 12:13:31 PM #27:	HotLap posted... I sure hope that my penis can recover. <cite>Simp posted [p:944592748] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>HotLap posted... </cite> <quote>I sure hope that my penis can recover.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 09/14/20 12:15:08 PM #28:	for what its worth, he'll have an interesting story to tell to his children. if he's still able to reproduce ofc... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:944592797] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>for what its worth, he'll have an interesting story to tell to his children. if he's still able to reproduce ofc... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/14/20 12:19:45 PM #29:	https://youtu.be/v6yg4ImnYwA --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:944592963] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/v6yg4ImnYwA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExtremeLuchador 09/14/20 9:26:43 PM #30:	Compsognathus posted... Once while I was at one of my audit clients, a copperhead fell out of the bathroom ceiling tile and landed on a woman using the stall right below it. She somehow managed to not get bitten but the entire office basically spent the next weeks nervously looking at the ceiling. You sure it was a Copperhead? Everybody in the south thinks every snake they see is a Copperhead or Water Moccasin. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." <cite>ExtremeLuchador posted [p:944613247] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted... </cite> <quote>Once while I was at one of my audit clients, a copperhead fell out of the bathroom ceiling tile and landed on a woman using the stall right below it. She somehow managed to not get bitten but the entire office basically spent the next weeks nervously looking at the ceiling.</quote> You sure it was a Copperhead? Everybody in the south thinks every snake they see is a Copperhead or Water Moccasin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 09/14/20 9:29:01 PM #31:	there was blood everywhere. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:944613336] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote><quote>there was blood everywhere.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 09/14/20 9:41:19 PM #32:	"It was only a small snake but its bite was so strong. I sure hope that my penis can recover." shit man, is it bad I laughed At least it wasn't a Brazilian wondering spider --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:944613742] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>"It was only a small snake but its bite was so strong. I sure hope that my penis can recover." shit man, is it bad I laughed At least it wasn't a Brazilian wondering spider </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 09/16/20 1:51:02 AM #33:	ExtremeLuchador posted... You sure it was a Copperhead? Everybody in the south thinks every snake they see is a Copperhead or Water Moccasin. I didn't see the snake myself since it was in the women's restroom. But security insisted it was. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:944661550] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>You sure it was a Copperhead? Everybody in the south thinks every snake they see is a Copperhead or Water Moccasin.</quote>I didn't see the snake myself since it was in the women's restroom. But security insisted it was. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 09/16/20 2:07:58 AM #34:	ExtremeLuchador posted... You sure it was a Copperhead? Everybody in the south thinks every snake they see is a Copperhead or Water Moccasin. I grew up in Louisiana and those were the two that everyone learned to watch out for. Vipers look different than most constrictors. Pretty much everyone knew. <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:944661889] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>You sure it was a Copperhead? Everybody in the south thinks every snake they see is a Copperhead or Water Moccasin.</quote>I grew up in Louisiana and those were the two that everyone learned to watch out for. Vipers look different than most constrictors. Pretty much everyone knew. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/16/20 2:01:08 PM #35:	ExtremeLuchador posted... You sure it was a Copperhead? Everybody in the south thinks every snake they see is a Copperhead or Water Moccasin. The Batman villain? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:944677719] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted...</cite> <quote> You sure it was a Copperhead? Everybody in the south thinks every snake they see is a Copperhead or Water Moccasin. </quote> The Batman villain?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 09/16/20 2:13:06 PM #36:	How did he not notice the snake is my wonder, does he not look into the toilet before using it incase there is a hazard or problem ?? Most people should be checking to make sure a spider is not hiding there or around the toilet, no one wants their dick bitten. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:944678156] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>How did he not notice the snake is my wonder, does he not look into the toilet before using it incase there is a hazard or problem ?? Most people should be checking to make sure a spider is not hiding there or around the toilet, no one wants their dick bitten. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 09/18/20 5:34:50 AM #38:	This was one of my greatest fears as a child --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:944764003] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>This was one of my greatest fears as a child </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 09/18/20 5:36:29 AM #39:	Where did this happen? Names look southeast Asian but i can't pinpoint them further. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:944764039] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Where did this happen? Names look southeast Asian but i can't pinpoint them further.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 09/18/20 7:35:57 AM #40:	Fuckin bangkok, man --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:944765773] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Fuckin bangkok, man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/18/20 9:00:42 AM #41:	Machete posted... Where did this happen? Names look southeast Asian but i can't pinpoint them further. Thailand They say North of Bangkok. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:944767590] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted...</cite> <quote>Where did this happen? Names look southeast Asian but i can't pinpoint them further.</quote> Thailand They say North of Bangkok.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 09/18/20 9:15:06 AM #42:	UnfairRepresent posted... Thailand They say North of Bangkok. Damn, that would have been my guess but I doubted myself slightly >_< --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:944767992] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> Thailand They say North of Bangkok.</quote> Damn, that would have been my guess but I doubted myself slightly >_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/21/20 5:23:20 PM #46:	PlCCOLO posted... that's a big ass snake wtf ls it one of the snake eating snakes? I don't think it's that big for a snake --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:944909825] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>PlCCOLO posted...</cite> <quote>that's a big ass snake wtf ls it one of the snake eating snakes? </quote> I don't think it's that big for a snake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2 09/21/20 5:23:48 PM #47:	nitemare fuel <cite>Poop2 posted [p:944909849] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>nitemare fuel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 09/23/20 4:18:14 AM #48:	Kind of weird that a snake would just bite unprovoked. Glad he's alright <cite>PBusted posted [p:944973972] in Teenager r... [t:78964247]...</cite> <quote>Kind of weird that a snake would just bite unprovoked. Glad he's alright </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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