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MachineJaipur
09/16/20 9:36:53 PM
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Well?


Let's say they make a way for you to safely piss on the moon.
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Alteres
09/16/20 9:38:19 PM
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money

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Prismsblade
09/16/20 9:41:29 PM
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You could probably just buy a trip to the moon with that kind of money through spaceX probably.

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SamsungGearS2
09/16/20 9:49:47 PM
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Alteres posted...
money

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nfearurspecimn
09/16/20 9:50:38 PM
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live comfortably for most of my life, or a one time trip to the moon to... pee on it... damn that's a tough one

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3PiesAndAFork
09/16/20 10:00:34 PM
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Not possible to pee on the moon. If you remove your space suit you will die.

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MachineJaipur
09/16/20 10:03:18 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Not possible to pee on the moon. If you remove your space suit you will die.

MachineJaipur posted...
Let's say they make a way for you to safely piss on the moon.

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voldothegr8
09/16/20 10:08:42 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Not possible to pee on the moon. If you remove your space suit you will die.

Even if there were a way to form a perfect seal around the dick, exposing it will either result in severe burns or severe frostbite.
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VonOrdelia
09/16/20 10:09:44 PM
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I don't wanna die like Cave Johnson

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Kisai
09/16/20 10:12:20 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Even if there were a way to form a perfect seal around the dick, exposing it will either result in severe burns or severe frostbite.
Maybe it's like how air locks work. There's a part of your space suit you pee into that stores the pee, then that gets closed off from the rest of your suit while it opens up to the outside, and the pee gets poured out onto the moon.

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MachineJaipur
09/16/20 10:13:15 PM
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Kisai posted...
Maybe it's like how air locks work. There's a part of your space suit you pee into that stores the pee, then that gets closed off from the rest of your suit while it opens up to the outside, and the pee gets poured out onto the moon.
This actually exactly what I was thinking of when making this topic.
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voldothegr8
09/16/20 10:14:55 PM
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Kisai posted...

Maybe it's like how air locks work. There's a part of your space suit you pee into that stores the pee, then that gets closed off from the rest of your suit while it opens up to the outside, and the pee gets poured out onto the moon.

That's not really peeing on the moon though, that's peeing into a suit then releasing that pee from the suit.
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MarbyIsBack
09/16/20 10:18:28 PM
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YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DR-R-R-R-ROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

god that fandub was the best thing ever.

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MachineJaipur
09/17/20 9:36:17 AM
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At least a couple appreciate the reference
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Lunar_Savage
09/17/20 9:54:57 AM
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I'll take the money, but I'm just gonna use it to go to the moon and make sure that not just my piss is on the moon, but several other forms of DNA matter will be left behind. The moon is mine, fuckers.

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