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Parappa09
09/21/20 5:49:00 PM
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did this nursery rhyme scare the shit out of anyone else as a kid?

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TheVipaGTS
09/21/20 5:49:51 PM
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I dont recall this one.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/21/20 5:50:39 PM
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Does it like lay eggs in her or something?

Then she turns into Jeff Goldblum or something

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Nacen
09/21/20 5:50:53 PM
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The fly's name? Albert Einstein.

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Funkydog
09/21/20 5:51:04 PM
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This used to be one of my favourites tbh.

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action52
09/21/20 5:51:31 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Does it like lay eggs in her or something?
Nah she dies of horse eating

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Jiek_Fafn
09/21/20 5:51:32 PM
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No
Fly swallowing related deaths were a common sight growing up. Id long since grown numb to them.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/21/20 5:52:34 PM
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action52 posted...
Nah she dies of horse eating

R.I.P.

Died of horse eating

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Turbam
09/21/20 5:52:44 PM
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There was an old lady who swallowed deez nuts

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VonOrdelia
09/21/20 5:52:51 PM
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Did she also live in a shoe?

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Smackems
09/21/20 5:54:17 PM
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Turbam posted...
There was an old lady who swallowed deez nuts
And then spat them in dem buttz

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MorganTJ
09/21/20 6:32:06 PM
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I remember coming home after hearing it in Kindergarten, scared she was going to eat me. Also afraid that she was undead.
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/20 7:25:26 PM
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The moral of the story is, don't overreact to insignificant problems.
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IShall_Run_Amok
09/21/20 11:34:05 PM
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https://youtu.be/UjK4pnbW-6o

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