Current Events > When I worked at McDonalds in HS a coworker ejaculated into the shake machine

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Doom_Art
09/25/20 11:34:50 PM
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Then immediately afterwards drained it and thoroughly cleaned it.

And for some reason that creeped me out more than if he had jerked into and not cleaned it.

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g0ldie
09/25/20 11:35:33 PM
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it was a ritual for him

it made him feel powerful

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CM_Ponch
09/25/20 11:35:57 PM
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g0ldie posted...
it was a ritual for him

it made him feel powerful
He probably did it all the time

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Shablagoo
09/25/20 11:37:05 PM
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He gave me the drainage

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TimDiamond
09/25/20 11:39:53 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Then immediately afterwards drained it and thoroughly cleaned it.

He probably felt really bad about what he did so he wanted to make amends.
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NeonOctopus
09/25/20 11:40:49 PM
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Were you watching him jerk it?

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__aCEr__
09/25/20 11:40:51 PM
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Is that why the ice cream machine at every McDonalds is always down?

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Irony
09/25/20 11:41:04 PM
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TimDiamond posted...
He probably felt really bad about what he did so he wanted to make amends.
Yeah, like deleting the porn video after you ejaculate and feel bad

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Chicken
09/25/20 11:42:11 PM
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extra thick vanilla

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TheVipaGTS
09/25/20 11:47:50 PM
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He just jerked off right in front of everyone?

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KINDERFELD
09/25/20 11:50:50 PM
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That's why I always get my shakes from Sonic.

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Doom_Art
09/25/20 11:51:56 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
He just jerked off right in front of everyone?
Wasn't working at the time

but supposedly he did

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Lordgold666
09/26/20 12:02:42 AM
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Who the hell could tug one out at work, let alone at a mcds?

Yall wonder why korea thinks they can get away w selling used rubbers lmao

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Scotty_Rogers
09/26/20 12:05:36 AM
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Chicken posted...
extra thick vanilla


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TheVipaGTS
09/26/20 12:06:27 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Wasn't working at the time

but supposedly he did
geez wtf..some people are weird as fuck...

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ultimate reaver
09/26/20 12:12:53 AM
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how does my mcflurry taste

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eggcorn
09/26/20 12:13:11 AM
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"coworker"
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MT_TRAEH
09/26/20 12:14:42 AM
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must have been one sexy machince

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Solid Snake07
09/26/20 12:14:56 AM
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So he just jerked off in front of everyone?

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BoyOfBattle
09/26/20 12:20:20 AM
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that happened

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Smashingpmkns
09/26/20 12:23:22 AM
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The ice cream machine is... down.
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Turbam
09/26/20 12:25:06 AM
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I can't imagine jerking it at work.

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