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viewmaster_pi
09/27/20 1:22:03 AM
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i'm sure she was 21 and all, but they have us sign a thing that legally requires us to card people under 40, and every now and again I'll ask if somebody looks younger. So she says nope, she walked here, no ID. So I says to her, I says- no ID, no Swishers.

"But I just bought some from here the other night, and it was from you. I always walk up here."

Oh, lol. I was trying to explain the carding procedure and how they set up stings with secret shoppers and shit. Anyway, she asks my name for whatever reason, and then says her name is Santana. I said, really? Santana?
"Yep."
Like the guitarist?
"Of course!"

So yeah, lol, this girl's name was apparently Santana. I wonder if she gets that a lot, or didn't even know what I was talking about. And I let her get her Swishers, for better or worse...

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/20 1:24:13 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
And I let her get her Swishers, for better or worse...
rip tc gowan 2 da slamma

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viewmaster_pi
09/27/20 1:26:18 AM
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i'll fucking fight the ATF or whatever, I'm here all night, I wake up at 9:30 PM and get here at 10, I don't need entrapment BS as soon as I walk in the door

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/20 1:28:51 AM
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if she was waiting for you to open, you're probably fine because that's the behavior of a slave to a plant

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viewmaster_pi
09/27/20 1:30:34 AM
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well the fact that she argued for the swishers at all proves she was legit, otherwise she'd just leave and tell them I did my job right

apparently in California these are banned? idk

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/20 1:31:27 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
apparently in California these are banned?
not that I'm aware of. I bought some a week or so ago.

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viewmaster_pi
09/27/20 1:36:11 AM
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oh, I saw something about flavored tobacco products being banned, but maybe just in a certain city or county or something

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/20 1:47:12 AM
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I mean maybe they are banned, it's just that the little corner store is still selling their stock lmao. They hand out disposable bags too, they just charge a dime. Now that I think about it, maybe I outta stock up.

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MabusIncarnate
09/27/20 1:47:45 AM
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Who are you talking to?

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viewmaster_pi
09/27/20 1:48:12 AM
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catboy i guess

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MabusIncarnate
09/27/20 1:48:47 AM
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Ah that's why I can't see 2 4 6 8

Carry on. Maybe he'll PM you for pics.

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viewmaster_pi
09/27/20 1:52:51 AM
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lol

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/20 1:55:17 AM
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what do you want

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viewmaster_pi
09/27/20 2:01:29 AM
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no no, someone was asking who i was talking to, i was answering him

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/20 2:02:31 AM
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oic

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Crazyman93
09/27/20 2:03:38 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
I don't need entrapment BS as soon as I walk in the door
Random undercover checks on if you're following the law don't really fall under "entrapment", that only covers encouraging you into a crime.

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viewmaster_pi
09/27/20 2:06:22 AM
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i was being hyperbolic

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