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codey
09/27/20 5:59:30 PM
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It's one thing if you can't cook something complex, but if you straight up can't cook anything? You either haven't tried or you're a total moron. You can't crack an egg into a pan? Can't cut up some veggies and stick them in the oven? You're absolutely pathetic.

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Alteres
09/27/20 6:00:08 PM
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Did you read my other post?

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wackyteen
09/27/20 6:00:32 PM
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I can fry meat in a pan that's about it. Well I can also make mac and cheese

I haven't tried anything else.

I don't trust myself to pay attention long enough without burning something. I'd need several timers to not burn a building down for anything that doesn't required constant, direct attention<_<

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Hexenherz
09/27/20 6:00:39 PM
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does pouring cereal into a bowl and adding milk count as cooking?

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CanuckCowboy
09/27/20 6:01:14 PM
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Typically when people say they cant cook they just mean they suck at it. Or theyre too lazy to bother and just say they cant.

No one literally means theyre incapable of it.

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MrResetti
09/27/20 6:03:23 PM
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It's not that people can't cook, they just don't desire to step outside their comfort zone or they don't feel comfortable buying raw ingredients that spoil

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Shotgunnova
09/27/20 6:04:19 PM
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Spidey5
09/27/20 6:04:39 PM
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Delta_Force
09/27/20 6:05:40 PM
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I can throw ingredients onto a stove. I just cant guarantee that the final product will be edible.

No, not even with a better attitude.

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BloodMoon7
09/27/20 6:06:56 PM
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I started to learn how to cook at 13.

But you know what? I'd still rather just eat a sandwich.

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im not 13
09/27/20 6:08:23 PM
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Cooking is easy

Cooking well not so much


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LightningAce11
09/27/20 6:09:18 PM
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Cooking is easy.

Prep and cleanup takes time.
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DDirtyDastard
09/27/20 6:10:43 PM
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Whether a person can cook or not speaks a lot to their intellect and independence. Same way you can deduce a picky eater is likely a close-minded, fearful individual.
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DMX99
09/27/20 6:13:21 PM
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Is putting food in the microwave considered cooking?
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Takuya Lee
09/27/20 6:14:18 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...

... how the **** can you set corn flakes on fire with milk?

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Delta_Force
09/27/20 6:14:32 PM
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DMX99 posted...
Is putting food in the microwave considered cooking?

Only if you throw it in with your phone with a picture of the end product.

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BloodMoon7
09/27/20 6:14:32 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
Whether a person can cook or not speaks a lot to their intellect and independence. Same way you can deduce a picky eater is likely a close-minded, fearful individual.
I'm not afraid, it just tastes bad to me.


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KeeperOfShadows
09/27/20 6:17:42 PM
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im not 13 posted...
Cooking is easy

Cooking well not so much

This. I can follow any recipe, but I know nothing about seasoning, so can't guarantee it'll taste particularly good.

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VonOrdelia
09/27/20 6:18:24 PM
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Don't attack me :(

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DDirtyDastard
09/27/20 6:20:26 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm not afraid, it just tastes bad to me.

Sorry, I misspoke. You're fragile, not afraid.
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Hexenherz
09/27/20 6:20:50 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Also, cooking is an enormous time investment.
That's what I thought until my wife started having me help her with stuff, it's actually not that bad.

Like, a lot of meats you can just bake in the oven, it takes a couple minutes to put seasoning and rub it and put some oil on it and then you just cook it for however long it needs to go.

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BloodMoon7
09/27/20 6:22:06 PM
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VonOrdelia posted...
Don't attack me :(
https://youtu.be/H0KLtTvJDJc

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BloodMoon7
09/27/20 6:24:27 PM
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DDirtyDastard posted...
Sorry, I misspoke. You're fragile, not afraid.
I mean I still eat it. Just like I still feel this pain but I forgot how to cry.

Wake me up wake me up inside

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LostForest
09/27/20 6:27:07 PM
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No lies detected, TC.

You don't need to be able to cook a 5-star meal at home. But being incapable/unwilling to make simple dishes like hamburgers, chicken cutlets, stir fries, etc... Is like you said, pathetic.

Literally anyone can cook well enough on a simplistic, baseline level. To not be able to make something simple like grilled chicken is at best super fucking lazy, and at worst really embarrassing. It's not difficult and it's not complicated.

Like I said, I think most of the time, it's a matter of being unwilling to put in like an hour of work on a weeknight.

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codey
09/27/20 7:07:12 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Still to this day I can't crack an egg open without completely fucking it up.

Also, cooking is an enormous time investment. I fucking hate going out to get shit and prepare a meal and cook it and clean up only to eat the meal in 2 minutes. Seriously, what a fucking waste of time. I'd rather drink water to hold me over than cook.

I'd love to know how I can get 2 full, decent, filling meals a day delivered without it costing an arm and a leg since I only make under 30k/y.

Beans and rice are staples all over the world because they're dirt cheap, try that.

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/20 7:10:23 PM
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I don't know how to cook meat, but I can make vegetarian recipes without too much trouble.

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Strider102
09/27/20 7:12:08 PM
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I love to cook.

Idunno why.

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MabusIncarnate
09/27/20 7:13:58 PM
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I'm an above average cook, but I don't look down on people who can't.

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