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Lysandear
10/02/20 10:00:22 AM
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i'm no sir isaac einstein but the shit they're incapable of seein thru blows my fuckin brain out my skull

https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/j3skwz/i_just_spent_over_an_hour_in_traffic_on_my_way_to/

look at that. how do people fall for this shit

"oh gee whoopsie i put on my shoes with my eyes closed, oh also i tied them with my eyes closed. in fact i didnt even open my eyes till i got to work!"

like fuck you
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AloofHermit
10/02/20 10:01:12 AM
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its a bunch of teenagers, they arent the brightest

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Giant_Aspirin
10/02/20 10:02:05 AM
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lmao at having a melty because someone on the internet wore different shoes
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Lysandear
10/02/20 10:04:39 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
lmao at having a melty because someone on the internet wore different shoes
because they lied cuz reddit means somethin to them

there's nothin worth complaining more about
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CRON
10/02/20 10:04:58 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
lmao at having a melty because someone on the internet wore different shoes


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Theon_Greyjoy
10/02/20 10:06:05 AM
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It does happen tho

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Shablagoo
10/02/20 10:09:15 AM
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tc just stealth-bragging about how he never mixes his shoes up

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Lysandear
10/02/20 10:09:16 AM
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no
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LumaRosalina
10/03/20 1:45:33 AM
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"minecraft good fortnite bad"
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BlackSheep715
10/03/20 1:46:58 AM
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I used to go to /r/Apocalypse to talk about post apoc fiction and stuff.

Now it's filled with literal cultists ranting about the end times.

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Solid Snake07
10/03/20 1:58:44 AM
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Not impossible. I've almost walked out of the house wearing sneakers with a suit on accident before, and I'm certain there a plenty of people out there much more scatterbrained than myself.

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Shadowplay
10/03/20 2:02:40 AM
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Holy shit, the TC really is ROD.

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Lysandear
10/03/20 10:13:59 AM
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Shadowplay posted...
Holy shit, the TC really is ROD.
yea cuz we act exactly the fuckin same
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SwayM
10/03/20 10:20:03 AM
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/r/NothingEverHappens

Maybe he put his shoes on in the dark? As it tends to be in the early morning.

That combined with a groggy, autopilot state of mind. Could have definitely happened.

This is a funny complaint about Reddit. Since the sub I alluded to was created because the armchair turbovirgins of Reddit are so unfamiliar with how big the world is they cant possibly imagine trivial shit like this happening.

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sauceje
10/03/20 10:20:33 AM
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Lysandear posted...
https://old
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Lysandear
10/03/20 10:22:25 AM
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SwayM posted...
Could have definitely happened
bullshit

I maybe, maybe buy that he put on the wrong ones at home, noticed they had complimentary colors, then posted his made up story

no way in hell do I believe he left the house for work like this and didn't notice
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g980
10/03/20 10:24:07 AM
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Ive gone out with mismatched shoes before

Its not that crazy
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sktgamer_13dude
10/03/20 10:25:26 AM
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LumaRosalina posted...
"minecraft good fortnite bad"

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codey
10/03/20 10:26:09 AM
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People complain about reddit and twitter like there aren't the dumbest topics in existence on gamefaqs

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Evening_Dragon
10/03/20 10:26:20 AM
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Fuck, that's happened to me. Get a prescription, tc.

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Balrog0
10/03/20 10:26:42 AM
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I don't see how you could do it either

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Lysandear
10/03/20 10:29:37 AM
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Balrog0 posted...
I don't see how you could do it either
because you don't got walnuts for brains
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Squall28
10/03/20 10:34:13 AM
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It's just autopilot fails man. You never went out of the house with your shirt backwards or something?

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Funkydog
10/03/20 10:35:01 AM
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Why does karma farming upset you so much?

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Evening_Dragon
10/03/20 10:43:02 AM
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Squall28 posted...
It's just autopilot fails man. You never went out of the house with your shirt backwards or something?

Exactly. I put my shoes on every day, you think I pay attention to a rote action? Shit, I barely retain memory of the morning routine.

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Cornmuffins
10/03/20 10:44:30 AM
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What a zany guy
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Squall28
10/03/20 10:46:38 AM
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One time I put on my boxers backwards and had a draft in my butt at work all day. That little opening for your wang gets pulled wider when you bend and stuff

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Lysandear
10/03/20 10:56:36 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Exactly. I put my shoes on every day, you think I pay attention to a rote action? Shit, I barely retain memory of the morning routine.
and I'm the one who needs a prescription right
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Evening_Dragon
10/03/20 10:58:12 AM
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Lysandear posted...
and I'm the one who needs a prescription right
You know there are people with higher credentials than mine who have told this to you.

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Lysandear
10/03/20 11:01:08 AM
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if ya say so
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paerarru
10/03/20 2:44:19 PM
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I agree. I mean I understand socks but why is that shoe ever anywhere near the other one. You need some feng shui in your life.

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Evening_Dragon
10/03/20 6:31:36 PM
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paerarru posted...
I agree. I mean I understand socks but why is that shoe ever anywhere near the other one. You need some feng shui in your life.

Shoe rack. Shoes lined up. You move your hand a few inches over to the right, bam, you've got the problem.

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Lysandear
10/03/20 6:33:49 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Shoe rack. Shoes lined up. You move your hand a few inches over to the right, bam, you've got the problem.
then you close your eyes leave your house and go to work
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Theon_Greyjoy
10/03/20 7:11:36 PM
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I definitely know one or two people who have seriously done this. Its not that hard to believe.

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AlisLandale
10/03/20 7:26:55 PM
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Ive done similar things lol. Its not that hard when its dark in the morning and youre tired and miserable and dont really care whether you live or die for the next 8 hours >_>

Honestly I barely ever tie my sneaks. Maybe like once a week when they finally come undone. They stay tied and I just pop them off when I get home and slide them on when I leave.

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paerarru
10/05/20 2:11:30 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Shoe rack. Shoes lined up. You move your hand a few inches over to the right, bam, you've got the problem.

I see I see. I guess sometimes space can be limited.

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Balrog0
10/06/20 8:11:22 AM
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I've never done it or known someone who has, I do find it believable but it's definitely harder to imagine that putting your undies on backwards imo

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Lysandear
10/07/20 9:08:04 PM
#44:


you have gotta be fuckin kidding me

you gotta

be

fucking kidding me

https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/j706m7/put_both_on_this_morning_to_get_wifes_opinion/

i detest this
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Vicious_Dios
10/07/20 9:11:22 PM
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So don't go into that subreddit then.

Jesus.

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Lysandear
10/07/20 9:11:47 PM
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the only non-front page sub i actually go to is The Boys
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