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No_U_L7
10/02/20 3:34:54 PM
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girl: i don't do that, that's gross

um....im fine with her not wanting to do that...but why say "do whatever you want to me" when you refuse the very first thing i try when it's rather vanilla?
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RedJackson
10/02/20 3:38:40 PM
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Does she let you become a master painter?
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No_U_L7
10/02/20 3:40:38 PM
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RedJackson posted...
Does she let you become a master painter?


i only slept with her once and she didnt even let me finish
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I Like Toast
10/02/20 3:41:57 PM
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c final answer

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Alteres
10/02/20 3:59:23 PM
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Dude, why do your stories always have awful endings?

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Alteres
10/02/20 4:00:59 PM
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Just buy girl jeans, you know you want to.

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No_U_L7
10/02/20 4:01:00 PM
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Alteres posted...
Dude, why do your stories always have awful endings?


well if they went really good, they'd just be less interesting. it'd be "this girl gave me the best BJ last night!" which, while fun for me, is much less interesting for discussion.

i have lots of good sexual experiences, most of those just dont have topics made about them
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Touch
10/02/20 4:01:58 PM
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Maybe your penis reeks

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Giant_Aspirin
10/02/20 4:08:26 PM
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did you try pooping in her mouth or get her to rim you or something?
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Alteres
10/02/20 4:09:44 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
well if they went really good, they'd just be less interesting. it'd be "this girl gave me the best BJ last night!" which, while fun for me, is much less interesting for discussion.

i have lots of good sexual experiences, most of those just dont have topics made about them
Whatever floats your boat I guess, people are just going to talk shit about you, but you must know that.

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spanky1
10/02/20 4:13:24 PM
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Many of the women in my Houston Texas based facebook singles dating group claim that they're super freaky and that women are way bigger pervs than men.

And then in another thread that asks about weird things your sex partner has done in bed, they go on and on about extremely tame things like some guy wanting to suck their toes or something and how weird it is.

It's honestly depressing.
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No_U_L7
10/02/20 4:22:31 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
did you try pooping in her mouth or get her to rim you or something?


Lmao nope, I brought my junk closer to her face

Alteres posted...

Whatever floats your boat I guess, people are just going to talk shit about you, but you must know that.


Yeah I dgaf

spanky1 posted...
Many of the women in my Houston Texas based facebook singles dating group claim that they're super freaky and that women are way bigger pervs than men.

And then in another thread that asks about weird things your sex partner has done in bed, they go on and on about extremely tame things like some guy wanting to suck their toes or something and how weird it is.

It's honestly depressing.


This is so true
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Lost_All_Senses
10/02/20 4:26:56 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
i only slept with her once and she didnt even let me finish

So, in that situation, your nut was Taylor Swift?

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No_U_L7
10/02/20 4:34:41 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...


So, in that situation, your nut was Taylor Swift?


this was 4 years ago, idr

i did take a naked pic of her tho so likelihood is i just used that
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