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Frostmourne
10/06/20 4:06:46 PM
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Deal or No Deal


no meat of any kind ever again. But free unlimited groceries for yourself only..
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TheLiarParadox
10/06/20 4:07:15 PM
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I already don't eat meat so sign me the fuck up. Tired of spending 90% of my income on beans.

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The_Korey
10/06/20 4:08:22 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/20 4:09:29 PM
#4:


Don't you ever ask me some shit like this again.

*Takes bite out of live cow*

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Solid Snake07
10/06/20 4:11:03 PM
#6:


Hell nah

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MedeaLysistrata
10/06/20 4:11:19 PM
#7:


Can I get groceries and resell them at my own store?

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/06/20 4:11:50 PM
#8:


can i at least eat eggs or cheese?
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emblem boy
10/06/20 4:12:26 PM
#9:


Make it eat meat like twice a year, and it's an easy yes.

I only eat meat about once a week as is, "never" is a long time though
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MedeaLysistrata
10/06/20 4:12:28 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
free unlimited groceries for yourself only..
Oh missed this

Probably not, I'd get sick of eating salad every day and hate cooking

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/06/20 4:12:38 PM
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I think I'll get creative with cheese and eggs.

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Strider102
10/06/20 4:12:51 PM
#12:


No deal.

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Smashingpmkns
10/06/20 4:13:16 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM
10/06/20 4:13:40 PM
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it would take a while getting used to it but i wouldn't mind i guess...
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SoIidLegacy
10/06/20 4:17:48 PM
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Sure. I'd probably miss the taste of actual meat, but it'd be worth it.
And with a little luck, there'll be more meat substitutes that accurately mimic the taste and texture of meat as the years pass by.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/06/20 4:18:53 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Sure. I'd probably miss the taste of actual meat, but it'd be worth it.
And with a little luck, there'll be more meat substitutes that accurately mimic the taste and texture of meat as the years pass by.
Good point, I guess since you don't have to worry about price you can just use substitutes

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SolidShadow3
10/06/20 4:20:08 PM
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I could make it work.

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cjsdowg
10/06/20 4:26:35 PM
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Besides Chicken and Fish I don't get meat now.

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Shotgunnova
10/06/20 4:31:30 PM
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Hell no.

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Megaman50100
10/06/20 4:42:32 PM
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Do I have to go to the store and purchase them like usual just at no cost, or does this ability eliminate the shopping? Thats honestly the deciding factor to me.

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Sada_Pop
10/06/20 4:43:18 PM
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This is a no brainer. I'd save a ton on food.

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discodancer77
10/06/20 4:44:27 PM
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As a vegan this is the best deal in the history of deals

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Unsugarized_Foo
10/06/20 4:44:31 PM
#24:


Can I hunt for meat?

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fhqwhgads
10/06/20 4:45:55 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Fuck no.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Don't you ever ask me some shit like this again.

*Takes bite out of live cow*

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Solid Snake07 posted...
Hell nah

Strider102 posted...
No deal.

Shotgunnova posted...
Hell no.


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Giant_Aspirin
10/06/20 4:53:13 PM
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that's a tough call, but i only spend like $50 / week on groceries so no dice.
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foxhound101
10/06/20 4:53:21 PM
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I wish this deal was real lol. It's a relatively easy thing to do, you'd make free money, and you'd reduce a daily expense.

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Funkydog
10/06/20 4:54:47 PM
#28:


Don't eat meat anyway so seems like an easy win :)

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GGuirao13
10/06/20 5:05:30 PM
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No deal.

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Turbam
10/06/20 5:06:11 PM
#30:


Fuck that.

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Frostmourne
10/06/20 6:10:20 PM
#31:


Close poll.
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nfearurspecimn
10/06/20 6:11:09 PM
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I don't eat meat anyway.

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Vicious_Dios
10/06/20 6:13:23 PM
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Not worth it, despite the ridiculously obvious savings.

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Strider102
10/06/20 6:14:26 PM
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I like cheeseburgers, not veggiefakecheeseburgers.

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pojr
10/06/20 6:15:27 PM
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i could eat fish and eggs, as those are both not meat

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The Trent
10/06/20 6:16:33 PM
#36:


I'd rather pay for my food and have no limitations

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a-c-a-b
10/06/20 6:21:37 PM
#37:


I'd take this deal just for the unlimited free beer. All the food is just a bonus.

They sell beer at the grocery store so it counts as groceries.
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Tyranthraxus
10/06/20 6:23:45 PM
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Does this include gelatin?

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The Eko
10/06/20 6:24:27 PM
#39:


a-c-a-b posted...
I'd take this deal just for the unlimited free beer. All the food is just a bonus.

They sell beer at the grocery store so it counts as groceries.
I was just about to post this exact thing

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BloodMoon7
10/06/20 6:25:22 PM
#40:


I dislike surplus and like bacon tasty bacon mmmm bacon so no.

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