Current Events > $50 million but everyone over the age of 50 dies

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Garioshi
10/13/20 12:03:16 AM
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Everyone over the age of 50 just drops dead.

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ToPoPO
10/13/20 12:03:43 AM
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No
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OffTempo
10/13/20 12:04:50 AM
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what's the worst that could happen?

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Irony
10/13/20 12:05:06 AM
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Betty White nooooo

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Garioshi
10/13/20 12:05:17 AM
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ToPoPO posted...
No
Is there a threshold over which you would take the deal?

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MabusIncarnate
10/13/20 12:06:21 AM
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God no, that's like a third of human life on this planet.

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HeWhoHasNoShadow
10/13/20 12:09:53 AM
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Solve climate change, Thanos-style?

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Lost_All_Senses
10/13/20 12:10:49 AM
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I wouldn't even sacrifice just my mom for that money. And I will come after whoever takes the money :3

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MabusIncarnate
10/13/20 12:11:57 AM
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I looked it up out of curiosity, world population over age 50.

"About 17% of them are above the age of 55 and 41% in the age group of 25-55.
So to get a figure for those above 50, I would add about 7% to the 17% and thus about 24% people are above the age of 50, and 24% of 7 billion is... 1.68 billion."

1.68 billion people all dropping dead at once. People driving, pilots flying, it would be a catastrophic event that we couldn't even handle. They are having trouble with the bodies of the dead from coronavirus, and that's in the tens of thousands in most countries. The world would be littered with decaying humanity.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
10/13/20 12:12:33 AM
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MedeaLysistrata
10/13/20 12:12:52 AM
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30 years in the real world
20 years online

I'm dead

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cardoor123
10/13/20 12:13:30 AM
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Does this apply only to the people who are 50+ currently?

Will anyone who turn 50 in the future also drop dead instantly?

I'll do it if it's the former, hell I'll do it if it's the latter as long as I'm immune to it once I turn 50. _
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Garioshi
10/13/20 12:13:57 AM
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cardoor123 posted...
Does this apply only to the people who are 50+ currently?

Will anyone who turn 50 in the future also drop dead instantly?

I'll do it if it's the former, hell I'll do it if it's the latter as long as I'm immune to it once I turn 50. _
It's a one-time deal.

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GodofLegend
10/13/20 12:14:42 AM
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No

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_KGC_
10/13/20 12:16:21 AM
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Garioshi posted...

Is there a threshold over which you would take the deal?

anyone over 125 years old tbh
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legendary_zell
10/13/20 12:43:04 AM
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That's ahhh.....that's genocide. Also includes my parents so that's a double no.

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ssjevot
10/13/20 12:46:41 AM
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The amount of destruction and societal breakdown could render that money worthless.

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CADE FOSTER
10/13/20 12:48:57 AM
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getting rid of the shitters in washington would be a plus but the ensuing lawlessness from all of that would make money worthless as people try to take power
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legendary_zell
10/13/20 12:50:38 AM
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That's basically the entire leadership of most countries on earth. Many many young children would be orphaned. Lots of planes would crash.

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CADE FOSTER
10/13/20 12:51:46 AM
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be like the leftovers but in real life
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