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DarkChozoGhost
10/13/20 11:46:26 AM
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What are some of the oddest complements you've gotten?

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MI4 REAL
10/13/20 11:46:57 AM
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I like you

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The Trent
10/13/20 11:47:50 AM
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"for a man, you sure have a nice dong!"

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Tappor
10/13/20 11:49:47 AM
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"It's cute that you're socially awkward"

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SSJGrimReaper
10/13/20 11:49:59 AM
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"Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation."

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TheBlueMonk_
10/13/20 11:50:12 AM
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my fiancee regularly tells me i have great toes

i uh.. great?

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krazychao5
10/13/20 11:59:15 AM
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the0rebirth
10/13/20 12:02:02 PM
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TheBlueMonk_ posted...
my fiancee regularly tells me i have great toes

i uh.. great?

LMAO!

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Wii_Shaker
10/13/20 12:06:24 PM
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I had a girl once refer to me as a "sex god".

That same girl criticized my penis and said my apartment smelled like feet.

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Lorenzo_2003
10/13/20 12:12:24 PM
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A girl once told me that I was the best guy shed ever been with. She meant sexually and thought it would be a compliment. Im pretty sure she saw my eyes roll because she never mentioned it again.

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K181
10/13/20 12:14:13 PM
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"You fucked me harder than daddy," was an exact quote that made me very sad once.

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teepan95
10/13/20 12:17:41 PM
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You look like [TV show character]. Keep it up!
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EzeDoesIt
10/13/20 12:18:56 PM
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*compliments

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/13/20 12:21:14 PM
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K181 posted...
"You fucked me harder than daddy," was an exact quote that made me very sad once.
That is not a good sign.

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Ivynn
10/13/20 12:25:35 PM
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"I'm so horny right now that if you were a girl and I was a boy, I'd rape you."

Yeah, the silence after that was very awkward.

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KINDERFELD
10/13/20 12:27:46 PM
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"I like that your sex is vanilla."
I told the bottom-queen I was exhausted from work in advance and just wanted to chill.

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Tappor
10/13/20 12:29:13 PM
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Ivynn posted...
"I'm so horny right now that if you were a girl and I was a boy, I'd rape you."

Yeah, the silence after that was very awkward.
oh

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Wii_Shaker
10/13/20 12:30:37 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i don't get it. why would it be anything other than a compliment and why would you roll your eyes?
Sometimes that's just something girls say. Sort of like how some girls fake orgasms.

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emblem boy
10/13/20 12:32:25 PM
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Tc... That isn't a compliment
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EzeDoesIt
10/13/20 12:37:09 PM
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mattymad posted...
A girl in high school said to me, "I wish I had your eyebrows, they look naturally plucked."

I'm a dude.

My Spanish teacher at my high school gave me an eyebrow compliment like that. It was in front of a bunch of girls and she was talking me up to them. She was a cool ass teacher.

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