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ssj3vegeta_
10/13/20 8:02:02 PM
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Do you agree with dis list?


https://variety.com/2020/tv/news/the-simpsons-treehouse-of-horror-xxxi-donald-trump-1234801745/

Made it okay to shoot hibernating bears
Put children in cages
Called Mexicans rapists
Imitated disabled reporter
Looks lousy in a tennis outfit
Cant get wife to hold hand
Called third world countries ****holes
Called Tim Cook Tim Apple
Said Jewish people who vote Democrat are disloyal
Showed top secret documents at Mar-A-Lago restaurant
Called white supremacists fine people
Leaked classified information to Russian ambassador
Asked the president of Ukraine to investigate the Bidens
Called for China to investigate the Bidens
Walked into the dressing room at Miss Teen USA pageant
Pressed the Australian prime minister to help Barr investigate Mueller
Talked about grabbing *****
Lied about the size of his inauguration
Refused to release tax returns
Gutted the E.P.A.
Confiscated and destroyed interpreters notes after meeting with Putin
Tweeted classified photo of Iran missile site
Called Baltimore a disgusting, rat and rodent-infested mess
Described Meryl Streep as over-rated
Leaked information to the press about the 2017 Manchester arena bombing
Did not attend any White House correspondents dinner
Said Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her whatever
Called Carly Fiorina horseface
Ruined impeachment
Brought Ivanka to the G7 summit
Corrupted Congress
Appointed and didnt fire Betsy DeVos
Put Jared in charge of Mideast
Served McDonalds to Clemson football team
Destroyed democracy
Lost Hong Kong
Threatened Marie Yovanovitch
Pulled the U.S. out of climate agreement
Allowed bounties on soldiers
Invaded Portland
Withdrew from W.H.O.
Bragged about knowing the date
Commuted sentences
Said to swallow bleach
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
Destroyed post office
Paid $750 in taxes
Wants third term
Wanted to be on Mount Rushmore
And we havent even said the worst one
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Pkmas1702
10/13/20 8:03:25 PM
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Ok leftist...

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nfearurspecimn
10/13/20 8:07:19 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Lost Hong Kong
I don't know how Trump is involved in this, but the crushing of Hong Kong still gets to me.

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Gobstoppers12
10/13/20 8:21:39 PM
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A great deal of these are either lies or intentional misrepresentations.

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N3xtG3nGam3r
10/13/20 8:33:16 PM
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Stopped reading at called Mexicans rapists.

I dont like the guy, but what I dislike even more is the medias unhealthy obsession with taking everything he says out of context and literally never giving him a second of good press. The media is just as responsible for destroying our country as Trump is at this point.

The joke people make about if trump cured cancer, the leftist controlled media would find a way to spin it negatively, is literally exactly what would happen.

Deep down, I almost would like for him to win, just to punish people that have made badmouthing the President their lifes work. Almost...even though I would love to see the meltdowns, Im not sure the country as a whole would take it well.

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Autocraticus
10/13/20 8:40:51 PM
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lmfao the funniest The Simpsons has been in years.
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Background_Guy
10/13/20 8:42:56 PM
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Well it's not funny but t's all true
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Collat
10/13/20 8:44:29 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Stopped reading at called Mexicans rapists.

I dont like the guy, but what I dislike even more is the medias unhealthy obsession with taking everything he says out of context and literally never giving him a second of good press. The media is just as responsible for destroying our country as Trump is at this point.

The joke people make about if trump cured cancer, the leftist controlled media would find a way to spin it negatively, is literally exactly what would happen.

Deep down, I almost would like for him to win, just to punish people that have made badmouthing the President their lifes work. Almost...even though I would love to see the meltdowns, Im not sure the country as a whole would take it well.
I totally believe that you are not a Trump supporter.
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YourDrunkFather
10/13/20 8:45:13 PM
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Da Simpsons

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VTBM
10/13/20 8:48:52 PM
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Collat posted...
I totally believe that you are not a Trump supporter.

Guess there really isn't any middle ground with you people, huh?

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VonOrdelia
10/13/20 8:50:21 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Stopped reading at called Mexicans rapists.

I dont like the guy, but what I dislike even more is the medias unhealthy obsession with taking everything he says out of context and literally never giving him a second of good press. The media is just as responsible for destroying our country as Trump is at this point.

The joke people make about if trump cured cancer, the leftist controlled media would find a way to spin it negatively, is literally exactly what would happen.

Deep down, I almost would like for him to win, just to punish people that have made badmouthing the President their lifes work. Almost...even though I would love to see the meltdowns, Im not sure the country as a whole would take it well.

Collat posted...
I totally believe that you are not a Trump supporter.


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LostForest
10/13/20 8:55:00 PM
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Whether you're a Trump supporter it not, the description of the scene is pretty cringey.

Simpsons as a whole is pretty fucking cringey now lol.

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Collat
10/13/20 8:55:37 PM
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VTBM posted...
Guess there really isn't any middle ground with you people, huh?
There is, but it falls short of "I want Trump to win to own da libs."
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ssj3vegeta_
10/15/20 6:45:43 AM
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N3xtG3nGam3r
10/15/20 12:51:11 PM
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VTBM posted...
Guess there really isn't any middle ground with you people, huh?

No, there isnt. Which is exactly why trump will probably win. I dont even house any contempt for people like that, I just feel sorry for them. The idea that if you dont hate the president, then you must love sucking him off, is ridiculously juvenilewhich I guess is about right for this site lol.

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Proto_Spark
10/15/20 1:18:57 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Looks lousy in a tennis outfit
Cant get wife to hold hand
Called Tim Cook Tim Apple
Described Meryl Streep as over-rated
Did not attend any White House correspondents dinner
Called Carly Fiorina horseface
Brought Ivanka to the G7 summit
Served McDonalds to Clemson football team
Bragged about knowing the date
Person, woman, man, camera, TV

I like that some of these are jokes and not just being preachy, I could see this being funny. We don't really need The Simpsons jumping in on the Trump hate (its well deserved, but at this point its just like, why?)

The Simpsons halloween episodes have been among the worst episodes of each season for the last like, decade, so I'm sure these won't end up all that well, but whatever. I'm gonna watch it anyway.
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Collat
10/15/20 1:19:37 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
No, there isnt. Which is exactly why trump will probably win. I dont even house any contempt for people like that, I just feel sorry for them. The idea that if you dont hate the president, then you must love sucking him off, is ridiculously juvenilewhich I guess is about right for this site lol.
Well for one thing, the line isn't even wrong. He did say that Mexicans are rapists.

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

People do misquote him as saying "All Mexicans are rapists" sometimes, but I haven't seen much of that since the 2016 election.

Proto_Spark posted...
I like that some of these are jokes and not just being preachy, I could see this being funny. We don't really need The Simpsons jumping in on the Trump hate (its well deserved, but at this point its just like, why?)
They've been pretty liberal since the the early days (When the show was actually funny.)

In the 90s, the Springfield republican party was depicted as an evil cabal that included Sideshow Bob, Mr Burns and Dracula. I don't remember them going after Bush Jr as much oddly, but I stopped watching around that time.
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FortuneCookie
10/15/20 1:24:39 PM
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I hate Trump as much as anyone, but Simpsons is at their least funny when they're being political. Dracula is a Republican. Geddit? Republicans are invariably evil. Hy-larious!

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Collat
10/15/20 1:32:03 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I hate Trump as much as anyone, but Simpsons is at their least funny when they're being political. Dracula is a Republican. Geddit? Republicans are invariably evil. Hy-larious!
I do think one of the reasons the show became insufferable is how they turned Lisa into nothing more than a whiny voice for anything they want to preach about. The majority of the episodes seem to be Lisa centric now too with not a joke in sight.

Trying to take the moral high ground when you are backed by companies like Fox, EA and now Disney is especially hollow.
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YellowMustard69
10/15/20 1:37:39 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I hate Trump as much as anyone, but Simpsons is at their least funny when they're being political. Dracula is a Republican. Geddit? Republicans are invariably evil. Hy-larious!

In the movie they just couldn't help themselves but make the evil president Arnold Schwarzenegger. Which was especially lame considering Ranier Wolfcastle is already an established Simpsons character who is completely based on Arnold. They even had the voice actor do the same voice for Arnold as he does for Wolfcastle, and made him behave the same.
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buddhamonster
10/15/20 1:38:35 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
No, there isnt. Which is exactly why trump will probably win. I dont even house any contempt for people like that, I just feel sorry for them. The idea that if you dont hate the president, then you must love sucking him off, is ridiculously juvenilewhich I guess is about right for this site lol.

Aw yes, the classic Im really a hyper liberal, but look what you made me do! defense.

I dont want to vote for Trump, but the liberal media said mean things about him after he said Mexicans were sending us their rapists, so what choice do I even have but to vote Trump?!?!?!??


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Broseph_Stalin
10/15/20 1:40:39 PM
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N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Stopped reading at called Mexicans rapists.

I dont like the guy, but what I dislike even more is the medias unhealthy obsession with taking everything he says out of context


N3xtG3nGam3r posted...
Which is exactly why trump will probably win

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Proto_Spark
10/15/20 2:00:09 PM
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Collat posted...
They've been pretty liberal since the the early days (When the show was actually funny.)

In the 90s, the Springfield republican party was depicted as an evil cabal that included Sideshow Bob, Mr Burns and Dracula. I don't remember them going after Bush Jr as much oddly, but I stopped watching around that time.

Oh I know, its more just "Trump jokes have been old for like, 3 years now, what took so long?". Although being years late to the popular thing is pretty on-point for modern Simpsons. The Bush years pretty much ignored politics, aside from shots at like, Fox News.

I will say the new episodes can still be really enjoyable, and there are at least an episode or two every season that can stand with anything from the "classic" years.
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TheCodeisBosco
10/15/20 2:03:42 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I hate Trump as much as anyone, but Simpsons is at their least funny when they're being political. Dracula is a Republican. Geddit? Republicans are invariably evil. Hy-larious!

There are some exceptions like "Sideshow Bob Roberts," but yeah, The Simpsons' political humor tends to be flaccid.

At least the Homer voting scene is better than this, though.

https://youtu.be/ErhaWVG0o1I

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ledbowman
10/15/20 2:05:29 PM
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cringe

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