Current Events > girl: let's go to the club and be each other's wingman!

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No_U_L7
10/29/20 9:24:11 PM
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*guy hits on her the second she walks in, she makes out with him for an hour before going home with him*

this is why it's hard to be friends with girls lol
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jon1012
10/29/20 9:24:52 PM
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LOL. Did you get any numbers?

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SSJGrimReaper
10/29/20 9:24:53 PM
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that guy's name? MegaTech

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I4NRulez
10/29/20 9:26:33 PM
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Bro, you dont even go out.

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Simp
10/29/20 9:28:56 PM
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sounds like you're a hell of a wingman, props
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JimmyFraska
10/29/20 9:29:09 PM
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Are you male? You can't have a girl for a wingman. Nor can you have a guy who is better looking than you. Neither of those will work.
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trappedunderice
10/29/20 9:30:42 PM
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JimmyFraska posted...
Are you male? You can't have a girl for a wingman. Nor can you have a guy who is better looking than you. Neither of those will work.
Tc is an insecure manlet.

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No_U_L7
10/29/20 9:33:01 PM
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jon1012 posted...
LOL. Did you get any numbers?


This was like 6 years ago idr exactly but very likely yes

I4NRulez posted...
Bro, you dont even go out.


I'm in the covid capital of the world what do you want me to do

JimmyFraska posted...
Are you male? You can't have a girl for a wingman. Nor can you have a guy who is better looking than you. Neither of those will work.


Yeah learned that the hard way, youth is for making mistakes
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
10/29/20 9:35:42 PM
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A girl as your wingman as a heterosexual male is a fail. She's only going to attract dudes.

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Wasssup Now
10/29/20 9:36:43 PM
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Sounds like you got friend zoned and expected something more. Common mistake. Hope you weren't fantasizing about a family n shit. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. And quit being so insecure.
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No_U_L7
10/29/20 9:39:30 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
A girl as your wingman as a heterosexual male is a fail. She's only going to attract dudes.


It depends, it can work due to pre selection, not for extended stretches tho

Wasssup Now posted...
Sounds like you got friend zoned and expected something more. Common mistake. Hope you weren't fantasizing about a family n shit. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. And quit being so insecure.


Sounds like you're just projecting lmao
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No_U_L7
10/29/20 9:45:03 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
imagine making out in the club for a whole hour when you could have taken them home in half the time, banged them, and gotten some extra sleep

smh her


Yeah she would have gone with him after about 30 min, but it was the very start of the night and he had a couple other friends there. He bought her like 4 rounds of drinks (to be fair he bought a couple for me too). But I wasn't about to help him lol
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MedeaLysistrata
10/29/20 9:45:19 PM
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Clubs suck when you're by yourself.

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No_U_L7
10/29/20 9:46:16 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Clubs suck when you're by yourself.


Eh i can see that but I know what I'm doing well enough it isn't that big of a deal. It is suckier than bars by yourself
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Wasssup Now
10/29/20 10:27:18 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Sounds like you're just projecting lmao

Sounds like you're deflecting lmao

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No_U_L7
10/29/20 10:28:51 PM
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Wasssup Now posted...


Sounds like you're deflecting lmao



Whats the point of addressing your random assertions that have no base nor merit
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/29/20 10:31:31 PM
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So now you need a wingman and were fool enough to think a girl would be a good choice ?? I cant even call this a rookie mistake as almost all men know not to use a woman as your wingman.

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No_U_L7
10/29/20 10:32:29 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
So now you need a wingman and were fool enough to think a girl would be a good choice ?? I cant even call this a rookie mistake as almost all men know not to use a woman as your wingman.


i was young and stupid, thought i'd give it a try. even though i knew it was unlikely to work, sometimes you gotta learn for yourself

also it wasn't my idea, it was hers. not like i lost a lot out of it, at least i got a couple drinks out of it
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kriztov1
10/29/20 10:35:55 PM
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You need a gay guy for your wingman, that's just settled science.

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