Current Events > "Super Mario 64 was a game released for the Nintendo 64 in 1996"

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Everybody knows this, you're just padding your video because you have nothing to say.

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When is Super Mario 65 releasing?

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Sounds like me writing essays in high school

World War II was a big war. Many people fought. Many people died. Many guns were shot. Planes flew everywhere.

(continue on for five pages, double spaced with unecessarily large font)

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Not everyone knows that.

Everyone here might know that.

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Scott The Woz is the biggest culprit of this, lmao. All of his videos are just him reading Wikipedia articles while sometimes reminiscing on Wii games he played as a kid.

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Whoa whoa whoa.

You're telling me Super Mario 64 was released on a Nintendo system?

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Pretty sure plenty of Five Fortnites at Duty's players have no idea.

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This is one of many reasons I cant stand youtubers

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Who is disputing this?

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The video has to be 10 minutes long, or theyll lose a lot of profit missed from ad revenue.
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I'm reminded of the Retsupurae where a child is trying to let's play/give a video presentation on Pong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iILQhRlskM

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CyricZ posted...

Not everyone knows that.

Everyone here might know that.

It's just meaningless fluff

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Trying to learn the Unity game engine was soul crushing because most of the documentation was in the form of shitty Youtube tutorials. I'd have to sift through hours of padding just to find the couple of lines of code I want.

Before I give my two hour review of Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (20 minutes of which focuses on the story), let me go into a 30 aside about the game's development.

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CRON posted...

Scott The Woz is the biggest culprit of this, lmao. All of his videos are just him reading Wikipedia articles while sometimes reminiscing on Wii games he played as a kid.

At least he's funnier than Wikipedia.

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pkmnlord posted...

At least he's funnier than Wikipedia.

Yeah, his stuff is more about the jokes. Imo the absolute worst video I've seen from his was his speedrunning video. Dude clearly knew almost nothing about it lmao

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TC are you directly referring to Scott the Woz? Is that what inspired this topic?

I hate those 30min video essays cuz they're always so bloated with bullshit >_>

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one of the best videos I've watched is a "Top 10 best Monster Tropes" and it was a 9 and a half minute video, with an ad read.

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DavidZ2844 posted...

TC are you directly referring to Scott the Woz? Is that what inspired this topic?

No

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Most of those video essays are too boring. I like to learn about stuff like that but they make something fun like video games sound like a bad lecture.
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I find most video essays to be too long and poorly edited, even if they do sometimes make a okay points.

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unknownhombre posted...

I find most video essays to be too long and poorly edited, even if they do sometimes make a okay points.

Make it as long as you want, just don't make it longer than it has to be

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well there might be people watching who were born after 1996 who never heard of a Nintendo 64 let alone Mario 64... lol

Garioshi posted...

Make it as long as you want, just don't make it longer than it has to be

These two statements contradict each other
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Turbam posted...

When is Super Mario 65 releasing?

I never played Super Mario 64 because I could never find 4-63 in stores and I don't want to be spoiled

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Wow I can't believe Mario 64 came out over six decades ago.
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