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Awristophanes
11/16/20 7:01:04 PM
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I've got 15 minutes left in episode 1. the Luke cage sex scene was hard to watch lol. so far it just seems like any ol' gumshoe show. obviously the purple man is gonna be the bad guy

I've seen Jessica Jones in Defenders but I only really remember the last part with daredevil from that, so this might as well be the first time I'm seeing her

Starlight is in this
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Jiek_Fafn
11/16/20 7:19:25 PM
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That sex scene is by far the worst part of the series. It may be outright boring at times but it's never as uncomfortable as what you just saw.

I personally liked the Noir detective angle but a lot of people didn't. It's in every season to some extent but it rides a weird line between that and typical superhero stuff. Overall it was middle of the road as far as the Netflix Marvel shows went.

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Awristophanes
11/16/20 7:23:08 PM
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Alright I was smoking, about to finish the first ep and maybe start the second
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TommyG663513
11/16/20 7:24:26 PM
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It is a really frustrating show, because Jessica Jones is just so damn bad at being a super hero it is pathetic. She may as well be the damn villain honestly.

I watched all of season one and never watched season two.

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SSJKirby
11/16/20 7:28:35 PM
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If you're expecting jessica Jones to be a super hero you're watching the wrong show

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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 8:10:31 PM
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oh my gosh the ending of that first episode
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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 8:45:12 PM
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oh hey, it's Ashley from The Boys. this is a The Boys reunion show
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creativeme
11/16/20 8:48:09 PM
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it's worth watching. season 1 was the best and 2 and 3 get weaker. daredevil and punisher are definitely much better shows.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/16/20 8:48:11 PM
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you jelly that luke cage went deep 08

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DrizztLink
11/16/20 8:49:07 PM
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Neckhomachus posted...
oh hey, it's Ashley from The Boys. this is a The Boys reunion show
I forgot about her being in it.

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Jabodie
11/16/20 8:50:20 PM
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My big issue is that it required JJ to be a huge idiot to make the season as long as it is. It would have been greatly enhanced if it was simply shorter, and didn't rely on several idiotic blunders to keep the thing going. Otherwise I really enjoyed it.

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Bad_Mojo
11/16/20 8:57:05 PM
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PrideOfLion posted...
Purple Man literally elevates the show, he steals the scene every time

He's the only thing I remember about the show, tbh

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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 8:59:22 PM
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oh my god and the stroke guy. i can't watch this
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MonkeyBones23
11/16/20 9:00:27 PM
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I thought first season was pretty good. Better than Luke Cage and Iron Fist which were meh to bad imo.

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Jabodie
11/16/20 9:01:29 PM
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MonkeyBones23 posted...
I thought first season was pretty good. Better than Luke Cage and Iron Fist which were meh to bad imo.
Luke Cage had a pretty good first half and a garbage second. Iron Fist was just garbage.

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DrizztLink
11/16/20 9:10:56 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Luke Cage had a pretty good first half and a garbage second. Iron Fist was just garbage.
Season 2 of IF was a lot better, but that's not really an accomplishment.

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slmcknett
11/16/20 9:15:24 PM
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PrideOfLion posted...
Purple Man literally elevates the show, he steals the scene every time and the show is worse when he's not around
Yeah, this.

But overall, I'd say season 1 of Jessica Jones is still one of the only seasons of the MCU Netflix stuff that's actually good.

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TommyG663513
11/16/20 9:16:18 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
If you're expecting jessica Jones to be a super hero you're watching the wrong show

The point is that she is extremely ineffective at what she is trying to do. Mostly because she makes really bad decisions. I don't find it entertaining to watch a character having the decision making skills of a horror film victim.

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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 9:20:10 PM
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why is luke cage in this show
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SSJGrimReaper
11/16/20 9:21:30 PM
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Neckhomachus posted...
why is luke cage in this show
they're literally married with a kid in the comics

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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 9:22:17 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
they're literally married with a kid in the comics
ah, i thought netflix was doing solo things with these shows aside from punisher in DD
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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 9:29:08 PM
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Lmao she was on wikipedia, like EXACTLY wikipedia, except the wiki logo in the upper left was replaced with a pixelated globe that said 'the knowledge base'
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ChocoboMogALT
11/16/20 9:30:12 PM
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TommyG663513 posted...
The point is that she is extremely ineffective at what she is trying to do. Mostly because she makes really bad decisions. I don't find it entertaining to watch a character having the decision making skills of a horror film victim.
She's almost explicitly not supposed to be a super hero character. She acts on emotions, has tons of baggage, and the story revolves around her issues.

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specialkid8
11/16/20 9:32:26 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
they're literally married with a kid in the comics
I always thought they were a terribler couple in the comics but it is weird that they set up their relationship and then completely dropped it between multiple seasons of each show.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/16/20 9:39:37 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
I always thought they were a terribler couple in the comics but it is weird that they set up their relationship and then completely dropped it between multiple seasons of each show.
they're better nowadays but there was a time when they basically turned jessica into a nagging housewife


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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 9:39:52 PM
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hey, wait, excuse me. she's terrified of getting her Ellen friend killed but suddenly she's asking her to go on her show and be like "the mind control waves are taking us over!!"

huh
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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 9:50:23 PM
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so many luke cage sex scenes
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SSJGrimReaper
11/16/20 9:52:21 PM
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Neckhomachus posted...
so many luke cage sex scenes
too bad they don't do the buttsex scene like they did in the comics

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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 10:06:52 PM
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This talkshow chick is so dumb. You dumb lady. Why would you open the door for some greasy cop 20 minutes after a hit is put out on you. At least show learned how to fight
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RchHomieQuanChi
11/16/20 10:19:52 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
I forgot that Netflix Marvel was a thing. I should get back to it and finally finish it. DD S1 was actually pretty good but from what I've heard, it's all downhill from there. I can see how after finishing JJ S1. Which I didn't even hate, but damn, was it way too fucking long and did it drag on endlessly too. I thought Kristen Ritter's JJ was great, and Kilgrave was fucking great too. But It's like damn, Netflix, you sure did drag what could've easily been a good 8 episode series into a 13 episode snoozefest that's constantly making excuses up not to just wrap up the narrative. It was pretty atmospheric though, I'll give it that.

And then there's what they did to my boy Danny Rand too. I'm dreading the day I finally start IF.

I wouldn't say all downhill. Punisher S1 and DD S3 are top-tier IMO

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SSJGrimReaper
11/16/20 10:22:15 PM
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all the season 2s of the netflix shows were bad or not as good as the first

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MorganTJ
11/16/20 10:23:04 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
I forgot that Netflix Marvel was a thing. I should get back to it and finally finish it. DD S1 was actually pretty good but from what I've heard, it's all downhill from there. I can see how after finishing JJ S1. Which I didn't even hate, but damn, was it way too fucking long and did it drag on endlessly too. I thought Kristen Ritter's JJ was great, and Kilgrave was fucking great too. But It's like damn, Netflix, you sure did drag what could've easily been a good 8 episode series into a 13 episode snoozefest that's constantly making excuses up not to just wrap up the narrative. It was pretty atmospheric though, I'll give it that.

And then there's what they did to my boy Danny Rand too. I'm dreading the day I finally start IF.
The Punisher episodes of DD season 2 were good, as was all of season 3. Luke Cage was meh, but I did really like the song choices. IF was straight up garbage though.
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specialkid8
11/16/20 10:23:28 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
I forgot that Netflix Marvel was a thing. I should get back to it and finally finish it. DD S1 was actually pretty good but from what I've heard, it's all downhill from there. I can see how after finishing JJ S1. Which I didn't even hate, but damn, was it way too fucking long and did it drag on endlessly too. I thought Kristen Ritter's JJ was great, and Kilgrave was fucking great too. But It's like damn, Netflix, you sure did drag what could've easily been a good 8 episode series into a 13 episode snoozefest that's constantly making excuses up not to just wrap up the narrative. It was pretty atmospheric though, I'll give it that.

And then there's what they did to my boy Danny Rand too. I'm dreading the day I finally start IF.
That's a big problem with all of them. To the point where several seasons of them end half way through and then they have to make up an excuse or introduce a new threat to keep it going until the finale. They're all still pretty enjoyable. Every show has a bad season but they're never terrible. The highs outweigh the lows.
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LordFarquad1312
11/16/20 10:28:28 PM
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Jessica Jones didn't wipe.

Never forget

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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 11:14:17 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Jessica Jones didn't wipe.

Never forget
that was awful. they should have showed her turn the shower on or something
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DrizztLink
11/16/20 11:40:37 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
The scene where he kills that pedophile was amazing.
The absolute pinnacle of "one stupid motherfucker."

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Neckhomachus
11/16/20 11:41:28 PM
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and then in punisher season 2 he literally lets a pedo film director live

what a joke
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Awristophanes
11/17/20 11:38:07 AM
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so where i left off it looks like the evil crooked cop and trishtalk are gonna fall in love or something, weird

jessica killed luke's wife

guys, i think the purple man is played by wickus from district 9
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Teh_Dr_Phil
11/17/20 11:47:57 AM
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....no.

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SquirtleSkwad
11/17/20 11:49:08 AM
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It's incredibly average, but feminists laud it as some sort of iconic show that should be required viewing. I love Ritter, but Jones is boring.

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specialkid8
11/17/20 12:05:38 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
but feminists laud it as some sort of iconic show that should be required viewing

Teh_Dr_Phil posted...
....no.

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Neckhomachus
11/17/20 11:42:29 PM
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the jumping is so bad. the fight scenes are pretty bad too with the cuts. i dont mind it much tho
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Neckhomachus
11/17/20 11:45:01 PM
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looks like the purple man is using Slim to spy on jessica. has been for months
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Neckhomachus
11/17/20 11:51:06 PM
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cop character is such a douche
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Neckhomachus
11/18/20 12:35:15 AM
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Sweet ass nitehawk cinema ref
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Neckhomachus
11/18/20 8:21:46 PM
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luke cage: you let me be inside you
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Neckhomachus
11/18/20 8:33:55 PM
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show's gruesome
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