Current Events > Too full to fuck

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For straight couples, there is one key difference be tween sex for the male and for the female: a woman gets a penis inserted into her while a man gets to insert his penis into someone else. Thats all nice and good. Sex is pleasurable for both genders. But from what Ive discovered, only one gender has to save room in her body if a penis is to go into it mean ing that sometimes, if youve eaten a hearty meal, there isnt enough room for a penis.

Sure, women can eat and then have sex. But they really cant eat a lot. You know the saying You can always make room for dessert? Well, you cant always make room for a dick. Especially if youve eaten dessert.

Sometimes Im just too full to have sex. I dont know for sure if this is something other girls experience or just me, because Ive never heard any of them discuss it. Maybe its supposed to be kept secret among us girls, information so sensitive that we cannot risk releasing it in conversation. Or maybe Im actually the only one who gets too full to be able to have sex, and if thats the case, then pretend this never happened.

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i have a wiener and i rarely want to boink after i eat. hungry sex is the best, yum yum

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Drinking lots of fluids is worse. nothing kills the boner quicker than hearing the sloshing in the belly during some hard banging.

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my fiancee has told me to slow down cuz she needs to poop

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KingThing posted...

hearing the sloshing in the belly

Although it does make me laugh though

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