Current Events > I finally found her CE, I have found da woman I want to marry

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ssj3vegeta
11/24/20 6:12:06 PM
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Dere's a new mexican store near me where i went in today and saw dey sold fresh made flour tortilla's so i went over dere to buy a kilo and omgehhh dere was a beautiful mexican chick in her mid 20s making dem and wow was she gorgeous. She has such a kind smile, beautiful voice, a really nice body, i loved her hair style and da most important thing...da flour tortillas look and taste EXACTLY da way my mother and grandmother used to make em

omg...i fell in love immediately. I'm going to buy da engagement ring right now, idc
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MabusIncarnate
11/24/20 6:13:01 PM
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Restraining order incoming

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Bitter_Virgin
11/24/20 6:13:09 PM
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How are you not married at 40?

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ssj3vegeta
11/24/20 6:14:48 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Restraining order incoming

how shall i proceed

Bitter_Virgin posted...
How are you not married at 40?

i'm 56...
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AmericaTheBrave
11/24/20 6:14:51 PM
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I hope she becomes the one to help you RESPECT WOMEN.

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JimmyFraska
11/24/20 6:14:57 PM
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you not get da tortilla girl
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Sheiky-Baby
11/24/20 6:15:14 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
How are you not married at 40?
He's 50.

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Bitter_Virgin
11/24/20 6:17:06 PM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
He's 50.
Seriously? I think only Saxon is older

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Zikten
11/24/20 6:18:44 PM
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I dont believe Vegy is in his 50s. I'm pretty sure he is younger than me. I'm 39
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Panthera
11/24/20 6:26:02 PM
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Unfortunately for you, she's already married to my friend Sally and they have amazing sex every night without you.
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Damn_Underscore
11/24/20 6:29:07 PM
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pics

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Zodd3224
11/24/20 6:30:07 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
how's her ass?


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Strider102
11/24/20 6:30:36 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
pics

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Ivynn
11/24/20 6:30:41 PM
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Zikten posted...
I dont believe Vegy is in his 50s. I'm pretty sure he is younger than me. I'm 39

Vegy let slip that he grew up in the 90's once lol

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Damn_Underscore
11/24/20 6:32:48 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Vegy let slip that he grew up in the 90's once lol

maybe he didn't grow up until he was 30

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ChrisTaka
11/24/20 6:34:55 PM
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Zikten posted...
I dont believe Vegy is in his 50s. I'm pretty sure he is younger than me. I'm 39

Idk, Very really gives off that "I'm still hip" attitude.

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Aressar
11/24/20 6:35:19 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Vegy let slip that he grew up in the 90's once lol

He accidentally let it slip once that he was born in '89. I have him tagged as such ever since.

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Evening_Dragon
11/24/20 6:35:24 PM
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There's this like, quintessential Mexican beauty where she seems to have both young and milf appeal at the same time, and it's p f g

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Kazi1212
11/24/20 6:42:43 PM
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I figured vegy would always marry a cute white chick tbh

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RedJackson
11/24/20 6:55:26 PM
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What do you think youll end up saying to her?


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ssj3vegeta
11/24/20 7:48:26 PM
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Damn_Underscore
11/24/20 7:51:05 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
You guys are not giving me da confidence I need

you're vegy, you should have da confidence anyway

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RedJackson
11/24/20 7:51:45 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
You guys are not giving me da confidence I need

Oh sorry,

Just ask her if shes seen DIS funny meme:



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Vegy
11/24/20 10:53:55 PM
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jon1012
11/24/20 10:57:10 PM
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Does that mean when you are dad, mom, and the Tiger of the north of the time? Im having trouble with the last part

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Vegy
11/24/20 10:58:53 PM
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jon1012
11/24/20 11:59:27 PM
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No. No se. quienes son?

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ssj3vegeta
11/25/20 5:29:48 PM
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Saw her again, went to buy a few thanksgiving things >_>

she was so cute today, she looked like a super cute rancherita with her mexican style dress. I bet she likes to dance huapango...i suck at dancing doe ._.
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Damn_Underscore
11/25/20 6:48:19 PM
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ella est dispuesta?

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Turbam
11/25/20 6:48:35 PM
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does she wanna marry you?

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