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nfearurspecimn
11/28/20 3:34:54 PM
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Hand wipe





Which hand do you use to clean up that shit on your butt.

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MarbyIsBack
11/28/20 3:35:17 PM
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Yo you get Biden to wipe your ass?

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trappedunderice
11/28/20 3:35:22 PM
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I don't wipe.

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Adyingod
11/28/20 3:35:59 PM
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"I don't use my hand, I use paper."

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
11/28/20 3:37:03 PM
#5:


I am unable to wipe my own ass, my mother used to wipe it for my first 23ish years of my life. Now it's my girlfriend that does it.

Poor gals :/

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SolidShadow3
11/28/20 3:42:35 PM
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My dominant hand; right.

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nfearurspecimn
11/28/20 3:44:37 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
Yo you get Biden to wipe your ass?
Biden is here to wipe America's ass and chew bubblegum, and he's all outta gum.

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R1masher
11/28/20 3:47:05 PM
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I let it dry and peel it like a scab... right hand

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ZeroX91
11/28/20 3:55:46 PM
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Got a bidet on my christmas list..

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Insanititious
11/28/20 3:59:37 PM
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You know, I don't think I remember. I think my right, but I alternate I think.

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YookaLaylee
11/28/20 4:03:45 PM
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Why would I pay attention to that?
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IronChef_Kirby
11/28/20 4:10:53 PM
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Wait, what?! I thought most people used their left hand.

This is legitimately a shocker for me. I've gotten little hints now and then that I'm "supposed" to be left-handed, and I'd consider this another one. I've been trained to make my right hand my dominant one, though.

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Deku_Link
11/28/20 4:12:56 PM
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I'm left-handed and I use my right hand to wipe.

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nfearurspecimn
11/28/20 4:13:20 PM
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IronChef_Kirby posted...
Wait, what?! I thought most people used their left hand.

This is legitimately a shocker for me. I've gotten little hints now and then that I'm "supposed" to be left-handed, and I'd consider this another one. I've been trained to make my right hand my dominant one, though.
I think you're "supposed" to use your non-dominant hand or your left hand because then when you go to shake someone's hand you're in the clear, but that might just be some bullshit I heard once.

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IronChef_Kirby
11/28/20 4:14:07 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I think you're "supposed" to use your non-dominant hand or your left hand because then when you go to shake someone's hand you're in the clear, but that might just be some bullshit I heard once.
I've heard that same thing, actually. That's partly why I was surprised by these results.

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