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UnfairRepresent
11/30/20 8:08:17 AM
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Could you date her?


That's The Floor Is Made of Lava to the Brits

She's absolutely everything you'd ever want in a girl from appearance to personality to career except for the fact her absolute favorite thing in the world is playing the Floor is Lava and she has been playing it frequently since she was a child.

She not only really really enjoys but it also helps her winds down after work and it helps her sleep and relax.

She's like a puppy and immensely happy when playing it, there's literally nothing she would rather do.

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/loKuWYR.png">

It would upset her a lot if you often didn't want to play it with her. Refuse too many times and she'll start acting like a husband who has been denied sex for 6 months.

Would you date her?

Inverse to Male if you're that way inclined

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pres_madagascar
11/30/20 8:09:16 AM
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BloodMoon7
11/30/20 8:09:36 AM
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I play this every day. By which I mean I don't get out of bed because there's no point to it. Reality is lava.

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UnfairRepresent
11/30/20 8:10:26 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I play this every day. By which I mean I don't get out of bed because there's no point to it. Reality is lava.
Them you're not playing it

you can't stay still in the same spot or the lava gets you. You gotta keep moving

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BloodMoon7
11/30/20 8:11:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Them you're not playing it

you can't stay still in the same spot or the lava gets you. You gotta keep moving
No, the game is called the floor is lava. So everything else isn't lava. Good night. I know it's 3PM. Good night anyway. Zzzz

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UnfairRepresent
11/30/20 8:12:56 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
No, the game is called the floor is lava. So everything else isn't lava. Good night. I know it's 3PM. Good night anyway. Zzzz
3pm?

Where are you?

its 1:13 here in the UK

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BloodMoon7
11/30/20 8:15:19 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
3pm?

Where are you?

its 1:13 here in the UK
It's 5AM actually. I'm just saying that at 3PM, I'd go back to sleep because being awake is lava. Existing is also lava. Talking to you is lava. I'll stop that now because this is lava and I'm going to sleep for 10 hours goodbye.

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