Current Events > Apparently people are wearing chastity cages to protect their dicks from 5G

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Naysaspace 12/11/20 12:19:50 AM #1:	they think it acts as some sort of faraday cage, and it protects their loins from going sterile from the 5g wavelengths. or beams. or whatever they call them this week. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:948185581] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>they think it acts as some sort of faraday cage, and it protects their loins from going sterile from the 5g wavelengths. or beams. or whatever they call them this week. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 12/11/20 12:21:06 AM #2:	--- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:948185619] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/12/20 7:49:56 PM #4:	It only works with cat ears and a maid outfit --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:948261203] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>It only works with cat ears and a maid outfit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hippocrates 12/12/20 7:50:36 PM #5:	are they trying to fuck cell towers now or something ya know I wouldn't even be surprised <cite>Hippocrates posted [p:948261236] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>are they trying to fuck cell towers now or something ya know I wouldn't even be surprised </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 12/12/20 7:51:34 PM #6:	Now if they lose the key... --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:948261269] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Now if they lose the key... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/12/20 7:53:06 PM #7:	LightHawKnight posted... Now if they lose the key... It's not like that's as awkward as you'd think. For whatever reason a lot of locksmiths seem to really be into kinky shit. At least in my city. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:948261330] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>LightHawKnight posted... </cite> <quote>Now if they lose the key...</quote>It's not like that's as awkward as you'd think. For whatever reason a lot of locksmiths seem to really be into kinky shit. At least in my city. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/12/20 8:24:45 PM #9:	16-BITTER posted... I don't understand https://youtu.be/RoSs9-NDP3E Not understand --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:948262381] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>16-BITTER posted... </cite> <quote>I don't understand</quote>https://youtu.be/RoSs9-NDP3E Not understand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 12/12/20 8:27:13 PM #10:	Do you know why the caged dick sings? --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:948262465] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Do you know why the caged dick sings? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/12/20 8:28:00 PM #11:	I wouldn't want to be around them in a lightning storm. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:948262485] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't want to be around them in a lightning storm. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 12/12/20 9:42:07 PM #13:	I read on a bdsm site the guys wife locked him up in a cage and he was involved in some kind of accident and had the cage on when he woke up in the hospital. Talk about embarassing . --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:948264607] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>I read on a bdsm site the guys wife locked him up in a cage and he was involved in some kind of accident and had the cage on when he woke up in the hospital. Talk about embarassing . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 12/12/20 9:42:51 PM #14:	Pretty sure that's counterproductive if they're trying to protect their reproductive ability... --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:948264636] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure that's counterproductive if they're trying to protect their reproductive ability... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 12/12/20 9:44:27 PM #15:	5G can make you sterile? Where can I get the waves aimed right at my nuts? --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:948264683] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>5G can make you sterile? Where can I get the waves aimed right at my nuts? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/12/20 9:47:38 PM #16:	This is one of the details in "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" That never made it into Bladerunner --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:948264785] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>This is one of the details in "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" That never made it into Bladerunner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 12/12/20 9:51:55 PM #17:	Crazyman93 posted... 5G can make you sterile? Where can I get the waves aimed right at my nuts? Crazy people think wifi makes you sterile. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:948264911] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite> <quote>5G can make you sterile? Where can I get the waves aimed right at my nuts?</quote> Crazy people think wifi makes you sterile. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/12/20 10:29:55 PM #18:	LightHawKnight posted... Crazy people think wifi makes you sterile. Actually, it's that the penis is like a satellite dish and therefore picks up the wifi waves that will turn you into a libcuck. That's why I had my dick surgically enhanced. Can't pick up wifi waves ever again. <3 --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:948265970] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>LightHawKnight posted... </cite> <quote>Crazy people think wifi makes you sterile.</quote>Actually, it's that the penis is like a satellite dish and therefore picks up the wifi waves that will turn you into a libcuck. That's why I had my dick surgically enhanced. Can't pick up wifi waves ever again. <3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/12/20 10:51:47 PM #20:	16-BITTER posted... so is this part of that Biden estrogen stockpile conspiracy or fresh, unrelated inanity This is completely related. Big bimbo is a powerful industry, and everyone's going to be a femboi or girl by 2022. Are you gonna get big giant tits or are you going the femboi route? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:948266632] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>16-BITTER posted... </cite> <quote>so is this part of that Biden estrogen stockpile conspiracy or fresh, unrelated inanity</quote>This is completely related. Big bimbo is a powerful industry, and everyone's going to be a femboi or girl by 2022. Are you gonna get big giant tits or are you going the femboi route? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 12/12/20 11:44:03 PM #22:	Wait 5g makes you sterile? Do they have 5g shots you can directly inject into your dick and if so, how much do they cost and where can I get one? --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:948268235] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Wait 5g makes you sterile? Do they have 5g shots you can directly inject into your dick and if so, how much do they cost and where can I get one?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 12/12/20 11:59:28 PM #23:	gunplagirl posted... This is completely related. Big bimbo is a powerful industry, and everyone's going to be a femboi or girl by 2022 god if only. if ONLY biden would do this. he totally could if he wanted to <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:948268669] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>This is completely related. Big bimbo is a powerful industry, and everyone's going to be a femboi or girl by 2022</quote>god if only. if ONLY biden would do this. he totally could if he wanted to </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/13/20 12:07:40 AM #24:	Machete posted... Wait 5g makes you sterile? Do they have 5g shots you can directly inject into your dick and if so, how much do they cost and where can I get one? No it makes you a libcuck [LFAQs-redacted-quote] You've learned some valuable wisdom Socrawheeze posted... god if only. if ONLY biden would do this. he totally could if he wanted to I wish --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:948268869] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Wait 5g makes you sterile? Do they have 5g shots you can directly inject into your dick and if so, how much do they cost and where can I get one?</quote>No it makes you a libcuck <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> You've learned some valuable wisdom Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>god if only. if ONLY biden would do this. he totally could if he wanted to</quote>I wish </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 12/13/20 12:13:46 AM #25:	This reminds me of people complaining about getting Faraday cages for their wifi routers then bitching about the signal being bad/non-existent <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:948269028] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of people complaining about getting Faraday cages for their wifi routers then bitching about the signal being bad/non-existent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MachineJaipur 12/13/20 7:54:11 AM #27:	16-BITTER posted... Except this is for boners or something Give them time, they'll complain about their inability to get hard <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:948276423] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>16-BITTER posted... </cite> <quote>Except this is for boners or something</quote>Give them time, they'll complain about their inability to get hard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 12/13/20 8:01:44 AM #28:	This is fetish appropriation! --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:948276565] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>This is fetish appropriation! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/13/20 8:20:26 AM #29:	Naysaspace posted... it protects their loins from going sterile from the 5g wavelengths i'm ready for that. it would do me a favor imo. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:948276905] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted...</cite> <quote>it protects their loins from going sterile from the 5g wavelengths</quote> i'm ready for that. it would do me a favor imo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/13/20 8:22:36 AM #30:	Why? Guys that believe this 5G BS have tiny micropenises anyways. --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:948276949] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Why? Guys that believe this 5G BS have tiny micropenises anyways. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/13/20 8:23:33 AM #31:	Irony posted... Guys that believe this 5G BS have tiny micropenises more like the crazy trump supporters who have to carry a goddamn AR to make themselves feel tough. hated that incident. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:948276965] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Guys that believe this 5G BS have tiny micropenises</quote> more like the crazy trump supporters who have to carry a goddamn AR to make themselves feel tough. hated that incident.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/13/20 8:24:39 AM #32:	kingdrake2 posted... more like the crazy trump supporters who have to carry a goddamn AR to make themselves feel tough. hated that incident. So tiny micropenises --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:948276988] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>more like the crazy trump supporters who have to carry a goddamn AR to make themselves feel tough. hated that incident.</quote>So tiny micropenises </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 12/13/20 8:35:03 AM #33:	Irony posted... Why? Guys that believe this 5G BS have tiny micropenises anyways. That doesn't have anything to do with the testicles still producing sperm cells. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:948277180] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Why? Guys that believe this 5G BS have tiny micropenises anyways. </quote> That doesn't have anything to do with the testicles still producing sperm cells.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 12/13/20 8:41:42 AM #34:	gunplagirl posted... It only works with cat ears and a maid outfit guess i'll have to wear that from now on --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html I heard potatoes are actually roots though so they probably don't even grow on trees -Crono99 <cite>Choco posted [p:948277308] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>It only works with cat ears and a maid outfit</quote>guess i'll have to wear that from now on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2000 12/13/20 8:45:48 AM #35:	Socrawheeze posted... gunplagirl posted... This is completely related. Big bimbo is a powerful industry, and everyone's going to be a femboi or girl by 2022 god if only. if ONLY biden would do this. he totally could if he wanted to Is this the true reason Biden was elected? --- CE's source of sage-ly advice Not changing this signature until the Buffalo Bills win the 2020 Super Bowl <cite>TheRealDill2000 posted [p:948277393] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote> This is completely related. Big bimbo is a powerful industry, and everyone's going to be a femboi or girl by 2022</quote>god if only. if ONLY biden would do this. he totally could if he wanted to </quote> Is this the true reason Biden was elected?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2000 12/13/20 8:48:57 AM #36:	MachineJaipur posted... This reminds me of people complaining about getting Faraday cages for their wifi routers then bitching about the signal being bad/non-existent What did those people expect the outcome to be? --- CE's source of sage-ly advice Not changing this signature until the Buffalo Bills win the 2020 Super Bowl <cite>TheRealDill2000 posted [p:948277447] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>MachineJaipur posted...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of people complaining about getting Faraday cages for their wifi routers then bitching about the signal being bad/non-existent </quote> What did those people expect the outcome to be?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 12/13/20 8:50:56 AM #37:	TheRealDill2000 posted... Is this the true reason Biden was elected? It should be. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:948277487] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>TheRealDill2000 posted... </cite> <quote>Is this the true reason Biden was elected?</quote> It should be. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmidgeIsntBack 12/13/20 8:59:27 AM #38:	--- Podcast and Audiobook Board https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- View my ASCII art and others' at https://gfascii.art/ <cite>SmidgeIsntBack posted [p:948277657] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hippocrates 12/13/20 11:44:17 AM #40:	SmidgeIsntBack posted... That's so funny. This is exactly what I'll say when this happens lmao <cite>Hippocrates posted [p:948281348] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>SmidgeIsntBack posted... </cite> <quote></quote>That's so funny. This is exactly what I'll say when this happens lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 12/13/20 11:56:52 AM #41:	All I can do is laugh at this kind of stupidity and laugh at how none of them have intelligence. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:948281688] in Apparently... [t:79166945]...</cite> <quote>All I can do is laugh at this kind of stupidity and laugh at how none of them have intelligence. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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