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FortuneCookie 12/20/20 11:53:32 AM #1: |
In the original comics, terrapin ally April O'Neal went on to train in ninjistu herself. This was absent from the 80s cartoon and 90s film series, but has been present in most adaptations since then.
I feel like the upcoming Seth Rogan reboot will jump the gun by wanting to make April a ninja in the first movie. I don't think there's any way that could work to the film's benefit. Don't get me wrong. It would be just fine if April's running around with a sword in the second film. But the Turtles need to have their time to shine before you take the shine off of them by making April the hero. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hippocrates 12/20/20 11:55:26 AM #2: |
inventing a hypothetical tmnt movie to be mad about the turtles' hypothetical lack of representation in said movie
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United_World 12/20/20 11:56:25 AM #3: |
Hippocrates posted...
inventing a hypothetical tmnt movie to be mad about the turtles' hypothetical lack of representation in said movieLmao --- "She Wriggles and She Wraggles, She Jiggles and She Jaggles." https://imgur.com/mwMPvDI https://imgur.com/XdPFPMC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 12/20/20 11:58:51 AM #4: |
Seth Rogen isn't going to feminize the Ninja Turtles.
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FortuneCookie 12/20/20 12:00:11 PM #5: |
Hippocrates posted...
inventing a hypothetical tmnt movie to be mad about the turtles' hypothetical lack of representation in said movie No. They are making a TMNT movie starring Seth Rogan as the voice of Leonardo. I'm just asking if they're gonna jump the gun by making April O'Neal a ninja in the first movie. I can't really see that working. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alucard188 12/20/20 12:01:06 PM #6: |
FortuneCookie posted...
No. They are making a TMNT movie starring Seth Rogan as the voice of Leonardo. I'm just asking if they're gonna jump the gun by making April O'Neal a ninja in the first movie. How about we cross that bridge first before lighting it on fire. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 12/20/20 12:01:33 PM #7: |
Leah, Raphi, Dawn, and Michelle.
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Hippocrates 12/20/20 12:01:51 PM #8: |
women bad
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Evening_Dragon 12/20/20 12:02:03 PM #9: |
Hippocrates posted...
inventing a hypothetical tmnt movie to be mad about the turtles' hypothetical lack of representation in said movielmao --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tenlaar 12/20/20 12:02:06 PM #10: |
Do you also have a problem with Casey Jones being able to fight when he meets the turtles instead of being a helpless damsel in distress? I didn't think so. SEXIST.
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Hayame Zero 12/20/20 12:05:31 PM #11: |
Peter Laird left the franchise entirely due to Venus De Milo.
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Evening_Dragon 12/20/20 12:10:03 PM #12: |
To be fair, they did absolutely everything wrong with her that they could.
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Jagr_68 12/20/20 12:12:39 PM #13: |
FortuneCookie posted...
Seth Rogan reboot wat --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 12/20/20 12:13:19 PM #14: |
Alucard188 posted...
How about we cross that bridge first before lighting it on fire. But that's kind of the point of speculation. Asking in advance whether a movie will take a certain route, etc. Tenlaar posted... Do you also have a problem with Casey Jones being able to fight when he meets the turtles instead of being a helpless damsel in distress? I didn't think so. SEXIST. If April O'Neal is a vigilante before meeting the Ninja Turtles, that could work. That might be a good way of tweaking her first meeting with the Turtles. Instead of being a helpless news reporter rescued from gang members, she's a fighting vigilante who's rescued when her group of vigilantes are hopelessly outnumbered. Hayame Zero posted... Peter Laird left the franchise entirely due to Venus De Milo. She wasn't a bad character. She was just put in a bad show. Also, she was a Mary Sue in her debut. Out of nowhere, Shredder is defeated forever by Venus's magic. I'd like to see her return someday, but without magic powers and just as one of the team. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tenlaar 12/20/20 12:21:36 PM #15: |
FortuneCookie posted...
If April O'Neal is a vigilante before meeting the Ninja Turtles, that could work.Vigilantes are not the only people capable of fighting. Why does it not make sense to you for a woman who is constantly getting into dangerous situations due to her investigating to learn martial arts? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 12/20/20 12:26:36 PM #16: |
Tenlaar posted...
Vigilantes are not the only people capable of fighting. Why does it not make sense to you for a woman who is constantly getting into dangerous situations due to her investigating to learn martial arts? It does make sense... for the sequel. What doesn't make sense is teaching April O'Neal to fight while you're in the process of introducing the Ninja Turtles. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tenlaar 12/20/20 12:29:26 PM #17: |
FortuneCookie posted...
It does make sense... for the sequel.I'm talking about April already being able to fight at the beginning of the movie. You're acting like the only options are "April is a vigilante" or "the turtles teach April to fight." Why can't she just be a reporter who already knows how to fight because she is in a dangerous line of work? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nativengine 12/20/20 12:29:29 PM #18: |
FortuneCookie posted...
No. They are making a TMNT movie starring Seth Rogan as the voice of Leonardo. I'm just asking if they're gonna jump the gun by making April O'Neal a ninja in the first movie. Hold on, let me hop in my time machine --- Jive Turkey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 12/20/20 12:33:40 PM #19: |
Tenlaar posted...
I'm talking about April already being able to fight at the beginning of the movie. You're acting like the only options are "April is a vigilante" or "the turtles teach April to fight." Why can't she just be a reporter who already knows how to fight because she is in a dangerous line of work? ... I think that would be a bit on the nose. If they make her a cop or a soldier or something, or they let her be a vigilante alongside Casey, that would make sense because you wouldn't have to explain why she's tough. It just comes with the territory. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TimeTraveler 12/20/20 12:35:02 PM #20: |
nativengine posted...
Hold on, let me hop in my time machine Hey! Hey! Get out of there. That's my time machine! --- Time travel is not an exact science! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 12/20/20 12:36:59 PM #21: |
April will be a tumblr lesbian
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Tenlaar 12/20/20 12:38:28 PM #22: |
FortuneCookie posted...
...Again, how does being tough and able to fight not just come with the territory of investigative journalist who constantly gets into dangerous situations? Why do you need April to have some special outside influence from men to be able to fight rather than just being a tough woman who knows how to fight? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AmericaTheBrave 12/20/20 12:42:58 PM #23: |
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skermac 12/20/20 12:51:18 PM #24: |
I have no problem with it I just hope a hot actress is used
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1NfamousACE_2 12/20/20 12:56:32 PM #25: |
They're already rebooting the reboot of the Ninja Turtles?
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FortuneCookie 12/20/20 1:03:54 PM #26: |
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Not just that She was biracial in the original comics. She's Black in the most recent cartoon. Tenlaar posted... Again, how does being tough and able to fight not just come with the territory of investigative journalist who constantly gets into dangerous situations? Why do you need April to have some special outside influence from men to be able to fight rather than just being a tough woman who knows how to fight? Nobody "knows how to fight" without being trained. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeroX91 12/20/20 1:05:01 PM #27: |
Sister turtle for the scalies
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Balrog0 12/20/20 1:05:07 PM #28: |
Seth rogen as Leo? He's clearly a mikey
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Tenlaar 12/20/20 1:07:17 PM #29: |
FortuneCookie posted...
Nobody "knows how to fight" without being trained.Mother fuck, you have to be doing this intentionally. Good job, you got me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 12/20/20 1:08:47 PM #30: |
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Hippocrates 12/20/20 1:10:29 PM #31: |
Balrog0 posted...
Seth rogen as Leo? He's clearly a mikeyI 'm sure he'll do a voice but I'm imagining his laugh coming out of a ninja turtle and it's just too funny a huh huh huh huh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 12/20/20 1:10:39 PM #32: |
If April is to be a fighter in the first film, the best option is either that she's a vigilante like Casey or that she's a martial artist. I could see her being the top student in her class and her sensei being like, "I have some friends I'd like you to meet."
That way, her meeting the Turtles would directly coincide with her abilities. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Balrog0 12/20/20 1:11:25 PM #33: |
Hippocrates posted...
I 'm sure he'll do a voice but I'm imagining his laugh coming out of a ninja turtle and it's just too funny Oh 100%. Literally would have been the perfect michelangelo --- Trying to dunk since July 2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Balrog0 12/20/20 1:12:04 PM #34: |
Side note I kinda laugh like seth rogens movie laugh (I'm not sure it's how he really laughs?) God it's obnoxious
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