Current Events > I'm sad that I'm definitely going to not get any New Year's kisses tonight

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deupd_u
12/31/20 2:54:20 PM
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I started dating a 10/10 smokeshow recently, but she had plans with the family already. Now I'm going to da club myself, and I'm going to have to turn down any potential kissers! Curse you, early-stage commitment! Why was I blessed with 1 hottie superior to the other babes in my striking distance, that I must feel the need to keep her around and not blow it?! I don't know why I'm even going out if the chance of wamen is 0%. Freaking SUCKS.

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Socrawheeze
12/31/20 2:55:22 PM
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what's the point of lying about this stuff? you're gonna stay home and drink, not because you wanna, but because you can't even get a 10/10 smokeshow in your dreams and you're too intimidated to go to a club
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--Zero-
12/31/20 2:55:32 PM
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Go back to being inactive please.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/20 2:58:53 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
what's the point of lying about this stuff? you're gonna stay home and drink, not because you wanna, but because you can't even get a 10/10 smokeshow in your dreams and you're too intimidated to go to a club

Ouuuuch,

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deupd_u2
12/31/20 3:06:36 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
what's the point of lying about this stuff? you're gonna stay home and drink, not because you wanna, but because you can't even get a 10/10 smokeshow in your dreams and you're too intimidated to go to a club

Quite dreadful to think deupd_u of gamefaqs.gamespot.com, the wretched devil himself, is actually Chad IRL. I can't believe it myself, at times. I go clubbing 'erry week, I'm quite popular.

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Go back to being inactive please.

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__aCEr__
12/31/20 3:06:45 PM
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Yeah my super hot girlfriend who goes to a different school had plans with her family in Canada, too.

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SteveNasti
12/31/20 3:10:30 PM
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My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.




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deupd_u
12/31/20 6:41:53 PM
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@ssj3vegeta knows the struggle

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Socrawheeze
12/31/20 6:53:39 PM
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SteveNasti posted...
My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.

lmao
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E32005
12/31/20 6:54:18 PM
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kiss that gold trump knife

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deupd_u2
12/31/20 10:25:50 PM
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I'm at da club, but they opened an hour late, so no one is even here
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