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Zithers 01/01/21 2:20:17 PM #1:	Just decided to watch his Citizen Kane review. Bad idea. Total garbage. Zero insight revealed at all whatsoever. Dude is just talking about the making of the movie and being like wow so technical! Very good! Embarrassing that young people watch this stuff and take it seriously. They should all learn to read in my opinion, so they can check out actual good film criticism and get a better understanding of cinema. They're doing themselves a disservice by sticking with Stuckmann, Jeremy Jahns, and Grace Randolph. There is so much better stuff out there. I'm begging you, please... --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02lct2g9l1qdlvg6o1_500.gif https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1283-quality-cinema-club <cite>Zithers posted [p:948992452] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>Just decided to watch his Citizen Kane review. Bad idea. Total garbage. Zero insight revealed at all whatsoever. Dude is just talking about the making of the movie and being like wow so technical! Very good! Embarrassing that young people watch this stuff and take it seriously. They should all learn to read in my opinion, so they can check out actual good film criticism and get a better understanding of cinema. They're doing themselves a disservice by sticking with Stuckmann, Jeremy Jahns, and Grace Randolph. There is so much better stuff out there. I'm begging you, please... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Critic 01/01/21 2:21:13 PM #2:	He stinks. <cite>The_Critic posted [p:948992487] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>He stinks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 01/01/21 2:22:13 PM #3:	The_Critic posted... He stinks. Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks. --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:948992528] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>The_Critic posted... </cite> <quote>He stinks.</quote>Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zithers 01/01/21 2:25:12 PM #4:	The_Critic posted... He stinks. does the critic have any favorite critics --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02lct2g9l1qdlvg6o1_500.gif https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1283-quality-cinema-club <cite>Zithers posted [p:948992655] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>The_Critic posted... </cite> <quote>He stinks.</quote> does the critic have any favorite critics </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 01/01/21 2:28:48 PM #5:	Uhh, he is? i mean zithers topic I know but --- Einsprachigkeit ist heilbar https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:948992763] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>Uhh, he is? i mean zithers topic I know but </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zithers 01/01/21 2:31:58 PM #6:	RebelElite791 posted... Uhh, he is? i mean zithers topic I know but Ever since Roger Ebert died there hasn't been anyone to take the mantle of #1 Film Critic. Rise of YouTube in past few years has led to Stuckmann getting 1.9m subs. His videos regularly hit six figure views. Don't think any other critics can say they have multiple reviews every week getting that amount of traffic. I would be glad to be proven wrong though. Seriously. --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02lct2g9l1qdlvg6o1_500.gif https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1283-quality-cinema-club <cite>Zithers posted [p:948992866] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted... </cite> <quote>Uhh, he is? i mean zithers topic I know but</quote> Ever since Roger Ebert died there hasn't been anyone to take the mantle of #1 Film Critic. Rise of YouTube in past few years has led to Stuckmann getting 1.9m subs. His videos regularly hit six figure views. Don't think any other critics can say they have multiple reviews every week getting that amount of traffic. I would be glad to be proven wrong though. Seriously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 01/01/21 2:31:59 PM #7:	I prefer Fernando F. Croce. "A Mercury Production by Orson Welles." Rise and fall of the emperor, out of Colorado snow and into the misty mausoleum by way of Wall Street, a barn-burning burlesque of Great Man biopics. Charles Foster Kane the baby-faced Tamburlaine viewed through an avalanche of refractions: little boy lost, upstart, newspaper magnate, reformist candidate, failed Svengali, magisterial hoarder, plume of smoke. Rough sledding for the faceless reporter out on assignment, investigating the meaning of a certain final word and bumping into one low ceiling after another. "1941s biggest, strangest funeral" is an interrupted sentimental journey, the visionary mind laid bare in all its megalomania and solitude as a flowing spectacle. (Fellini in 8 understands its circusy side.) Jedediah Leland (Joseph Cotten) is Jiminy Cricket with his bad review unfinished, Bernstein (Everett Sloane) with his unfading recollection of beauty is but one victim of memory, humanitys "greatest curse." The Presidents niece (Ruth Warrick) exits stage left amid scandal, Susan Alexander (Dorothy Comingore) is the soprano with a toothache agonizing through aria upon aria until shes a fizzing lightbulb, at the nightclub she remembers it all with an astringent smile. The labyrinth is a central locus in the language of cinema, Welles presents himself as its Minotaur, giddy and somber. "Shangri-La? El Dorado? Sloppy Joes?" A voracious work ("Still eating?" "Still hungry"), a cavernous overlaying of Murnau and Fitzgerald and Freud and cubism (Picassos Portrait dAmbroise Vollard is all but reproduced). A Night at the Opera for the New York Inquirer entrance, the dissolving marriage via widening furniture is from Keaton. The camera eye that seeks also deforms, sprawling tracking shots and depth of focus side by side with shock cuts and warped vantages and the most astonishingly dissonant of soundscapes, the myth assiduously erected is inevitably dismantled. "I know Ive played at the game, like a moth in a blue flame, lost in the end just the same..." An endless fountain of inspiration for Resnais, Ruiz, Coppola, Roeg and innumerable others; for Welles, just a beginning. Cinematography by Gregg Toland. Music by Bernard Herrmann. With Ray Collins, George Coulouris, Agnes Moorehead, William Alland, Erskine Sanford, Paul Stewart, and Fortunio Bonanova. In black and white. --- sent from microsoft waffle iron. help let me out <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:948992868] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>I prefer Fernando F. Croce. <quote>"A Mercury Production by Orson Welles." Rise and fall of the emperor, out of Colorado snow and into the misty mausoleum by way of Wall Street, a barn-burning burlesque of Great Man biopics. Charles Foster Kane the baby-faced Tamburlaine viewed through an avalanche of refractions: little boy lost, upstart, newspaper magnate, reformist candidate, failed Svengali, magisterial hoarder, plume of smoke. Rough sledding for the faceless reporter out on assignment, investigating the meaning of a certain final word and bumping into one low ceiling after another. "1941s biggest, strangest funeral" is an interrupted sentimental journey, the visionary mind laid bare in all its megalomania and solitude as a flowing spectacle. (Fellini in 8 understands its circusy side.) Jedediah Leland (Joseph Cotten) is Jiminy Cricket with his bad review unfinished, Bernstein (Everett Sloane) with his unfading recollection of beauty is but one victim of memory, humanitys "greatest curse." The Presidents niece (Ruth Warrick) exits stage left amid scandal, Susan Alexander (Dorothy Comingore) is the soprano with a toothache agonizing through aria upon aria until shes a fizzing lightbulb, at the nightclub she remembers it all with an astringent smile. The labyrinth is a central locus in the language of cinema, Welles presents himself as its Minotaur, giddy and somber. "Shangri-La? El Dorado? Sloppy Joes?" A voracious work ("Still eating?" "Still hungry"), a cavernous overlaying of Murnau and Fitzgerald and Freud and cubism (Picassos Portrait dAmbroise Vollard is all but reproduced). A Night at the Opera for the New York Inquirer entrance, the dissolving marriage via widening furniture is from Keaton. The camera eye that seeks also deforms, sprawling tracking shots and depth of focus side by side with shock cuts and warped vantages and the most astonishingly dissonant of soundscapes, the myth assiduously erected is inevitably dismantled. "I know Ive played at the game, like a moth in a blue flame, lost in the end just the same..." An endless fountain of inspiration for Resnais, Ruiz, Coppola, Roeg and innumerable others; for Welles, just a beginning. Cinematography by Gregg Toland. Music by Bernard Herrmann. With Ray Collins, George Coulouris, Agnes Moorehead, William Alland, Erskine Sanford, Paul Stewart, and Fortunio Bonanova. In black and white. </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 01/01/21 2:33:15 PM #8:	I only watch movie reviews for shit movies. Those are funny. I don't care about much insight, but I'm also constantly pushing against the person's perception and wondering if they're off. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:948992899] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>I only watch movie reviews for shit movies. Those are funny. I don't care about much insight, but I'm also constantly pushing against the person's perception and wondering if they're off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jason19192 01/01/21 2:34:33 PM #9:	I like him, he gave Last Jedi an "A-" which is based. <cite>jason19192 posted [p:948992935] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>I like him, he gave Last Jedi an "A-" which is based. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zithers 01/01/21 2:41:47 PM #10:	Croce is a little too flowery for me sometimes. --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02lct2g9l1qdlvg6o1_500.gif https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1283-quality-cinema-club <cite>Zithers posted [p:948993162] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>Croce is a little too flowery for me sometimes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 01/01/21 2:51:04 PM #11:	Remember Harry Knowles? lol --- Super Mario Maker 2: Cauca Ape JVC-2R6-4QG <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:948993478] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>Remember Harry Knowles? lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zithers 01/01/21 2:52:05 PM #12:	Frizzurd posted... Remember Harry Knowles? lol the worst aint it cool news probably ruined movie criticism/journalism forever --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02lct2g9l1qdlvg6o1_500.gif https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1283-quality-cinema-club <cite>Zithers posted [p:948993514] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>Frizzurd posted... </cite> <quote>Remember Harry Knowles? lol</quote> the worst aint it cool news probably ruined movie criticism/journalism forever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 01/01/21 3:15:18 PM #13:	Zithers posted... the worst aint it cool news probably ruined movie criticism/journalism forever At least there are the hack frauds at Redlettermedia. --- Super Mario Maker 2: Cauca Ape JVC-2R6-4QG <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:948994334] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>Zithers posted... </cite> <quote>the worst aint it cool news probably ruined movie criticism/journalism forever </quote>At least there are the hack frauds at Redlettermedia. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zithers 01/01/21 5:25:48 PM #14:	don't think i've ever watched a RLM video. probably going to keep it that way. here are some good critics with their writing bundled up in one place https://letterboxd.com/notdavekehr/ https://letterboxd.com/vishnevetsky/ https://letterboxd.com/melvillmatic/ https://letterboxd.com/bybowes/ https://letterboxd.com/jakepcole/ https://letterboxd.com/stephenfurda/ --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02lct2g9l1qdlvg6o1_500.gif https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1283-quality-cinema-club <cite>Zithers posted [p:948998375] in I cannot b... [t:79212697]...</cite> <quote>don't think i've ever watched a RLM video. probably going to keep it that way. here are some good critics with their writing bundled up in one place https://letterboxd.com/notdavekehr/ https://letterboxd.com/vishnevetsky/ https://letterboxd.com/melvillmatic/ https://letterboxd.com/bybowes/ https://letterboxd.com/jakepcole/ https://letterboxd.com/stephenfurda/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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