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IdiotMachine
01/05/21 10:51:08 AM
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My wife does the garbage. After she emptied out my garbage can in my home office, she said: I've been meaning to ask you; why do you have use so much facial tissues every week?

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Drumiester
01/05/21 10:51:54 AM
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Lairen
01/05/21 10:53:24 AM
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Uh...tissues would dissolve and rip and tear from that. Just use a paper towel.

Not only that it would be obvious theres jiz in them.

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DJquackquack
01/05/21 10:54:42 AM
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Lairen posted...
Uh...tissues would dissolve and rip and tear from that.
I can attest from experience, that tissues work fine.
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Returning_CEmen
01/05/21 10:54:52 AM
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Tc hiding his deeding or his cold!
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Lairen
01/05/21 10:55:39 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
I can attest from experience, that tissues work fine.

So do you like jiz a few drops?? Theyve never worked fine so im lost here.

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Blightzkrieg
01/05/21 10:55:45 AM
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Lairen posted...
Uh...tissues would dissolve and rip and tear from that. Just use a paper towel.

Not only that it would be obvious theres jiz in them.
are you cumming acid my friend

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The_Creep_2020
01/05/21 10:56:11 AM
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She has to ask?

I once dated a girl who could detect trace amounts of semen from weeks before. She was like a super smeller. For semen.

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Lairen
01/05/21 10:57:06 AM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
are you cumming acid my friend

No but its a lot and tissues would be rock solid and fully drenched.

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Lairen
01/05/21 10:57:33 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
She has to ask?

I once dated a girl who could detect trace amounts of semen from weeks before. She was like a super smeller. For semen.

Yes theyd smell bad too.

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The_Creep_2020
01/05/21 11:01:09 AM
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Lairen posted...
Yes theyd smell bad too.
Perhaps its TCs wifes subtle way of asking him why he keeps rubbing the pud when he should be working?

I understand that nobody wants the tanks to reach critical pressure, but surely they *wouldnt* be reaching critical pressure in the first place?

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Lost_All_Senses
01/05/21 11:13:28 AM
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I can't tell if you're scared to tell her you're jerkin it or crying too much

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Returning_CEmen
01/05/21 12:11:45 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
She has to ask?

I once dated a girl who could detect trace amounts of semen from weeks before. She was like a super smeller. For semen.
My semen has no smell but I hear it tastes great.
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