Current Events > Would Hank Hill have been a Trump supporter?

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Human_Username
01/10/21 11:39:39 AM
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Not necessarily the racism aspect, but overall?

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eston
01/10/21 11:40:18 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing
01/10/21 11:40:47 AM
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Yes

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Returning_CEmen
01/10/21 11:41:17 AM
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eston posted...
I think Trump would have reminded him of his dad
Trump hates veterans
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/10/21 11:41:24 AM
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Anyone who has a hank hill type accent is guaranteed to be a Trump supporter in some aspect

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SquirtleSkwad
01/10/21 11:41:24 AM
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Hell no

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nothanks1
01/10/21 11:41:27 AM
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At the start he would be
Then he'd have something happen to someone he cared about
He might have had a black friend for the episode or something happening to Kahn.
And then he'd be against Trump
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Irony
01/10/21 11:41:45 AM
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In 2016 yeah. He'd be unimpressed with his choice of well done steak though.

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/10/21 11:41:59 AM
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I'm not even sure Cotton would have been a sincere Trump supporter. He'd probably do it to annoy Hank.

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R1masher
01/10/21 11:42:02 AM
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Nah, his dad fo sho

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__aCEr__
01/10/21 11:42:32 AM
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He almost didn't vote for W because of a limp handshake. Can you imagine his revulsion at Trump's baby hands?

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a-c-a-b
01/10/21 11:48:10 AM
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Hank would have thought Trump was a dishonest jackass.

Dale would have been the Trumper of the alley.
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nothanks1
01/10/21 11:49:47 AM
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Cotton would have been against Trump from the moment he mocked McCain for being the cage
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The X Dawg
01/10/21 11:49:58 AM
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At the beginning yes, but still have his reservations.

Would have turned probably in the middle or never acknowledge his existence.
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sondast
01/10/21 11:49:58 AM
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Irony posted...
In 2016 yeah. He'd be unimpressed with his choice of well done steak though.
Hank Hill aint gonna vote for someone he has politely but firmly ask to leave his bbq.

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pojr
01/10/21 11:53:09 AM
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no way

hank hill respects women

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EnvoyOfTheLight
01/10/21 11:54:14 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Anyone who has a hank hill type accent is guaranteed to be a Trump supporter in some aspect

That's... kinda arbitrary discrimination, man. I know good people with that accent.

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ElatedVenusaur
01/10/21 12:00:21 PM
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Yeah, Hank wouldn't vote for Trump.
Bill would 1000% be on the Trump train though.
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Southernfatman
01/10/21 12:01:13 PM
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I bet even Dale wouldn't be a Trump supporter or similar nut. He'd probably think Qanon is actually a government plot to distract people from the mole people takeover.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Anyone who has a hank hill type accent is guaranteed to be a Trump supporter in some aspect

As a southerner, no.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/10/21 12:01:59 PM
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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
That's... kinda arbitrary discrimination, man. I know good people with that accent.
I'll tell you hwhat

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SquirtleSkwad
01/10/21 12:03:05 PM
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Irony posted...
In 2016 yeah. He'd be unimpressed with his choice of well done steak though.
Not just unimpressed. He wouldn't even invite him over after learning that.

Bobby: "What if someone wants their steak well-done?"
Hank: "Then we politely, but firmly, ask them to leave."

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VipaGTS
01/10/21 12:03:31 PM
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Nah, Trump definitely has a limp hand shake.

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Romulox28
01/10/21 12:03:44 PM
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No, he would write in Troy Aikman or something

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An_Actual_Chad
01/10/21 12:03:52 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Anyone who has a hank hill type accent is guaranteed to be a Trump supporter in some aspect
Nah. I live in Alabama. While I don't have that accent, I know a handful of "good ol' boys" who you would never have guessed are liberal-leaning people if you just judged them by their appearance and accent. They are an overwhelming minority in this region of the U.S., however.

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ScazarMeltex
01/10/21 12:04:05 PM
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Hank would probably have been on board at the start, but he would have hated the buffoonery and disapproved of the calls for violence during the 2016 race.

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Murphiroth
01/10/21 12:04:06 PM
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No.

He'd see Trump as a dishonest city slicker.

Throw in Trump trashing McCain and Hank is 100% out.

At first thought Dale might be a Trumper but thinking about it more, he'd probably conspiracy theory his way into thinking Trump's a plant or an alien or some shit.

Boomhauer would probably be thinking along similar lines as Hank.

Bill is the one I could see falling for Trump's schtick
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CyricZ
01/10/21 12:04:22 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
At the start he would be
Then he'd have something happen to someone he cared about
He might have had a black friend for the episode or something happening to Kahn.
And then he'd be apolitical

ftfy

And that'd be the joke of the episode

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codey
01/10/21 12:05:03 PM
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The only person on the show I can see being a Trump supporter is Khan tbh

Hank would have an entire story arc about wanting to vote for Trump because he's a Republican and then something happening that convinced him Trump isn't a good guy and he votes Biden in the end.

You might say Dale but I can't even see Dale voting period.

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United_World
01/10/21 12:07:11 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
He almost didn't vote for W because of a limp handshake. Can you imagine his revulsion at Trump's baby hands?

a-c-a-b posted...
Hank would have thought Trump was a dishonest jackass.


Murphiroth posted...
No.

He'd see Trump as a dishonest city slicker.

Throw in Trump trashing McCain and Hank is 100% out.

At first thought Dale might be a Trumper but thinking about it more, he'd probably conspiracy theory his way into thinking Trump's a plant or an alien or some shit.

Boomhauer would probably be thinking along similar lines as Hank.

Bill is the one I could see falling for Trump's schtick
All of these.

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WilliamPorygon
01/10/21 12:07:22 PM
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codey posted...
You might say Dale but I can't even see Dale voting period.

I could see him storming the Capitol and putting his feet up on Pelosi's desk while smoking a cigarette though

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codey
01/10/21 12:10:59 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I could see him storming the Capitol and putting his feet up on Pelosi's desk while smoking a cigarette though

Definitely, but all while completely misunderstanding the point and not realizing that he's surrounded by the bad guys until Hank points it out to him.

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UnfairRepresent
01/10/21 12:13:43 PM
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Peggy would vote Trump

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codey
01/10/21 12:14:28 PM
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Yeah I forgot about Peggy, she would absolutely vote Trump.

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Mareen
01/10/21 12:14:55 PM
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No. Trump's too slimy and cowardly for someone like Hank.

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Esrac
01/10/21 12:14:59 PM
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Trump has too many things against him to earn Hank's vote.

Small, weak hands.
Reality TV star.
Eats well-done steak.
Is from New York.

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VipaGTS
01/10/21 12:15:56 PM
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codey posted...
Yeah I forgot about Peggy, she would absolutely vote Trump.
I feel like she only would to be a part of something, since most of Texas would be pro Trump...I think by the end she would secretly side with Hank and be against him.

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UnfairRepresent
01/10/21 12:16:18 PM
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Esrac posted...


Is from New York.

Esrac posted...


Is from New York.
About that

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pojr
01/10/21 12:16:55 PM
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i could see dale being a trump supporter. he is all about conspiracy theories, and the shit trump was saying post election was very dale-like.

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Esrac
01/10/21 12:17:14 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
I feel like she only would to be a part of something, since most of Texas would be pro Trump...I think by the end she would secretly side with Hank and be against him.

Peggy would somehow end up at a Trump rally and get swept up in the moment. Maybe try to arrogantly lecture someone about something she doesn't know anything about. And Hank would have to clean up her mess.
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codey
01/10/21 12:22:40 PM
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pojr posted...
i could see dale being a trump supporter. he is all about conspiracy theories, and the shit trump was saying post election was very dale-like.

I could see Dale disregarding Trump's election tampering conspiracies because to Dale every election is rigged, so this one wouldn't be a big deal.

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LostForest
01/10/21 12:30:36 PM
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Really enjoying all the good takes ITT.

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MKScorpion
01/10/21 12:41:15 PM
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At first he would have been, however I think Hank would be one of the people who gets turned away by Trump's antics. I think the grab em by the pussy video would have been enough for Hank to not like support him.
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LostForest
01/10/21 12:43:24 PM
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Luanne would be one of those idiot girls who loves Trump in spite of everything, which would cause lots of tension with Lucky who would totally be anti-Trump, for comedic effect.

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SwordMaster13X
01/10/21 1:04:18 PM
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No because I cant see Trump using propane

he would probably see Trump as a jackass too

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Payzmaykr
01/10/21 1:06:14 PM
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In 2016, yes. In 2020, no.
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Unknown760
01/10/21 1:12:03 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
In 2016, yes. In 2020, no.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
01/10/21 1:16:43 PM
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Hank was loyal to Buck Strickland and he wasn't that different from Trump.

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cjsdowg
01/10/21 1:19:28 PM
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Yes, Hank is not a very smart person. He seems better than what he is because of people like Dale. But people like Trump trick him easily.

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DD Divine
01/10/21 1:32:53 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Yes, Hank is not a very smart person. He seems better than what he is because of people like Dale. But people like Trump trick him easily.


he is easily tricked by Strickland....

I agree with the statement in 2016, but not in 2020

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Centurion
01/10/21 1:36:42 PM
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https://youtu.be/64MkJ1fe46c

"I need your vote, partner!"

"WELL YOU GOT IT, GOVERNOR BUSH!"

Yes, I think he would have been an enthusiastic Trump supporter, but only at the start.

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