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samurai bandit 01/11/21 8:12:08 PM #1:	Topic title Shake it Use toilet paper Nothing, my underwear handles it Other (specify) Topic title - Results (188 votes) Shake it 44.15% (83 votes) 83 Use toilet paper 30.85% (58 votes) 58 Nothing, my underwear handles it 19.15% (36 votes) 36 Other (specify) 5.85% (11 votes) 11 If you don't have a dick, vote for what you think people with a dick do after peeing. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949397464] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote> Topic title Shake it Use toilet paper Nothing, my underwear handles it Other (specify) Vote View Results Topic title - Results (188 votes) Shake it 44.15% (83 votes) 83 Use toilet paper 30.85% (58 votes) 58 Nothing, my underwear handles it 19.15% (36 votes) 36 Other (specify) 5.85% (11 votes) 11 Show Voting Form If you don't have a dick, vote for what you think people with a dick do after peeing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 01/11/21 8:12:52 PM #2:	Steel wool and turpentine --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:949397489] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Steel wool and turpentine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 01/11/21 8:13:06 PM #3:	Toilet paper dab Shaking is for neanderthals! --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:949397501] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Toilet paper dab Shaking is for neanderthals! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 01/11/21 8:19:50 PM #4:	Theres no TP at the urinal though... --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:949397777] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Theres no TP at the urinal though... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 01/11/21 8:20:34 PM #5:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_5ftZp7Z-M --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! In recognition of your overwhelming victory, let's call it a draw. <cite>Medussa posted [p:949397793] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_5ftZp7Z-M </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrankJaegr 01/11/21 8:21:26 PM #6:	Shake n Dab <cite>FrankJaegr posted [p:949397830] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Shake n Dab </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoundGarden 01/11/21 8:21:47 PM #8:	Beat it against the wall until no more pee comes out like a normal person --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:949397843] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Beat it against the wall until no more pee comes out like a normal person </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KaZooo 01/11/21 8:23:14 PM #9:	TP dab or pretty much looking like I'm beatin it if I'm at a urinal. Of course carefully because that would well end up on me if I'm careless. My OCD can't stand that last single mini-drop. I mean great, yeah, I don't have bladder control issues at least, but that little bit sticking due to surface tension or whatever shit....I can't stand it. --- Competing every night, both ends, shoot inside/outside, fast break, transition, Monta Ellis have it all <cite>KaZooo posted [p:949397910] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>TP dab or pretty much looking like I'm beatin it if I'm at a urinal. Of course carefully because that would well end up on me if I'm careless. My OCD can't stand that last single mini-drop. I mean great, yeah, I don't have bladder control issues at least, but that little bit sticking due to surface tension or whatever shit....I can't stand it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/11/21 8:23:49 PM #10:	Ving_Rhames posted... Toilet paper dab Shaking is for neanderthals! But what about this: SamsungGearS2 posted... Theres no TP at the urinal though... PoundGarden posted... Beat it against the wall until no more pee comes out like a normal person This is what I thought but I recently found out that women see that as a gross thing and made me wonder what they think we do after peeing. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949397942] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Ving_Rhames posted... </cite> <quote>Toilet paper dab Shaking is for neanderthals!</quote> But what about this: SamsungGearS2 posted... </cite> <quote>Theres no TP at the urinal though...</quote> PoundGarden posted... </cite> <quote>Beat it against the wall until no more pee comes out like a normal person</quote> This is what I thought but I recently found out that women see that as a gross thing and made me wonder what they think we do after peeing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InhumaneRaider 01/11/21 8:26:47 PM #11:	I carry baby wipes with me everywhere I go. In public, I take about 10-15 in a ziploc bag that fits in my pockets. --- The War on Christmas begins now, comrades! Load up the Acai refreshers! Cash the Soros checks! "Squirtle's my slave name, call me Hakeem." <cite>InhumaneRaider posted [p:949398055] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>I carry baby wipes with me everywhere I go. In public, I take about 10-15 in a ziploc bag that fits in my pockets. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 01/11/21 8:27:24 PM #12:	Wait wait wait...there are men who actually dab? I legit thought that was just a Venture Brothers bit --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:949398077] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Wait wait wait...there are men who actually dab? I legit thought that was just a Venture Brothers bit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 01/11/21 8:27:45 PM #13:	slurp --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:949398092] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>slurp </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/11/21 8:32:11 PM #14:	InhumaneRaider posted... I carry baby wipes with me everywhere I go. In public, I take about 10-15 in a ziploc bag that fits in my pockets. Smart but costly --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949398246] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>InhumaneRaider posted... </cite> <quote>I carry baby wipes with me everywhere I go. In public, I take about 10-15 in a ziploc bag that fits in my pockets.</quote> Smart but costly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 01/11/21 8:33:26 PM #15:	samurai bandit posted... Nothing, my underwear handles it Please tell me nobody does this <cite>coh posted [p:949398291] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted... </cite> <quote>Nothing, my underwear handles it</quote>Please tell me nobody does this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 01/11/21 8:33:35 PM #16:	Wring it out --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:949398297] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Wring it out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 01/11/21 8:34:38 PM #17:	SamsungGearS2 posted... Theres no TP at the urinal though... wipe it against the wall --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:949398338] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>SamsungGearS2 posted... </cite> <quote>Theres no TP at the urinal though...</quote>wipe it against the wall </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/11/21 8:34:51 PM #18:	coh posted... Please tell me nobody does this According to the poll, at least 3 people do it. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949398348] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>coh posted... </cite> <quote>Please tell me nobody does this</quote> According to the poll, at least 3 people do it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 01/11/21 8:35:01 PM #19:	PoundGarden posted... Beat it against the wall until no more pee comes out like a normal person Name checks out --- https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:949398352] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>PoundGarden posted... </cite> <quote>Beat it against the wall until no more pee comes out like a normal person</quote>Name checks out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 01/11/21 8:37:16 PM #20:	Shake it three times and you're playing with yourself --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:949398454] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Shake it three times and you're playing with yourself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 01/11/21 8:38:18 PM #21:	R1masher posted... Wring it out Nah man, hang it out to dry. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:949398491] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>Wring it out</quote>Nah man, hang it out to dry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 01/11/21 8:39:18 PM #22:	I shake then courtesy wipe with tp. I hate dick trickle. --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:949398526] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>I shake then courtesy wipe with tp. I hate dick trickle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 01/11/21 8:41:59 PM #23:	Vacuum suction --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:949398613] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Vacuum suction</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 01/11/21 8:43:22 PM #24:	@Sayoria Jump up and down and get it all over my face like a sophisticated woman, what say ye? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:949398676] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>@Sayoria Jump up and down and get it all over my face like a sophisticated woman, what say ye? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 01/11/21 8:43:24 PM #25:	I bring a wet piece of paper towel with me to the urinal. I wipe with it, and let my underwear do the drying of just water. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:949398679] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>I bring a wet piece of paper towel with me to the urinal. I wipe with it, and let my underwear do the drying of just water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/11/21 8:57:14 PM #26:	Laserion posted... I bring a wet piece of paper towel with me to the urinal. I wipe with it, and let my underwear do the drying of just water. Why does the paper towel need to be wet? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949399165] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Laserion posted... </cite> <quote>I bring a wet piece of paper towel with me to the urinal. I wipe with it, and let my underwear do the drying of just water.</quote> Why does the paper towel need to be wet? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown760 01/11/21 9:00:32 PM #27:	I shake it and stroke it a bit to make sure I get tiny bits of droplets out. --- This is the way. <cite>Unknown760 posted [p:949399267] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>I shake it and stroke it a bit to make sure I get tiny bits of droplets out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 01/11/21 9:01:15 PM #28:	I turn it inside out and towel it off --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:949399293] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>I turn it inside out and towel it off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 01/11/21 9:02:05 PM #29:	urethra milking --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:949399324] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>urethra milking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 01/11/21 9:03:17 PM #30:	I let the next posters mom clean it for me. --- https://imgur.com/i9oVpG0 <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:949399368] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>I let the next posters mom clean it for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 01/11/21 9:03:40 PM #31:	spray it with my water gun --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:949399379] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>spray it with my water gun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 01/11/21 9:04:53 PM #32:	Wash with tide pod --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:949399425] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Wash with tide pod</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 01/11/21 9:25:11 PM #33:	samurai bandit posted... Why does the paper towel need to be wet? Just dry-wiping it doesn't seem clean enough for when the mrs. randomly takes it out to give it a few kisses. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:949400090] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted...</cite> <quote>Why does the paper towel need to be wet?</quote>Just dry-wiping it doesn't seem clean enough for when the mrs. randomly takes it out to give it a few kisses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrankJaegr 01/11/21 9:27:51 PM #34:	PoundGarden posted... Wait wait wait...there are men who actually dab? I legit thought that was just a Venture Brothers bit You walk your ass from the urinal to the stall with your dick out to get tp or gtfo <cite>FrankJaegr posted [p:949400174] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>PoundGarden posted... </cite> <quote>Wait wait wait...there are men who actually dab? I legit thought that was just a Venture Brothers bit</quote> You walk your ass from the urinal to the stall with your dick out to get tp or gtfo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 01/11/21 9:35:56 PM #35:	InhumaneRaider posted... I carry baby wipes with me everywhere I go. In public, I take about 10-15 in a ziploc bag that fits in my pockets. At the urinal you and these out of your pocket and clean yourself? Ever get any weird looks or comments? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:949400445] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>InhumaneRaider posted... </cite> <quote>I carry baby wipes with me everywhere I go. In public, I take about 10-15 in a ziploc bag that fits in my pockets.</quote>At the urinal you and these out of your pocket and clean yourself? Ever get any weird looks or comments? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tryhaptaward 01/11/21 9:42:20 PM #36:	I wring it out with a hole made from my thumb and index finger and wash after. <cite>Tryhaptaward posted [p:949400653] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>I wring it out with a hole made from my thumb and index finger and wash after. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/11/21 10:14:04 PM #37:	Alteres posted... At the urinal you and these out of your pocket and clean yourself? Ever get any weird looks or comments? If he got any comments the first thing in his mind is probably "why TF are you looking at my dick" --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949401747] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>At the urinal you and these out of your pocket and clean yourself? Ever get any weird looks or comments?</quote> If he got any comments the first thing in his mind is probably "why TF are you looking at my dick" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JohnDillermand 01/11/21 10:15:12 PM #38:	https://youtu.be/-qJyvwBxA0Q <cite>JohnDillermand posted [p:949401786] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/-qJyvwBxA0Q</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 01/11/21 10:15:14 PM #39:	Couple of shakes. If it feels like theres still a bit left, toothpaste tube. --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:949401788] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Couple of shakes. If it feels like theres still a bit left, toothpaste tube. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/11/21 10:17:34 PM #40:	Rika_Furude posted... If it feels like theres still a bit left, toothpaste tube. Toothpaste tube? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949401874] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote>If it feels like theres still a bit left, toothpaste tube.</quote> Toothpaste tube? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 01/11/21 10:19:25 PM #41:	samurai bandit posted... Toothpaste tube? Like squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. Bottom up --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:949401934] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted... </cite> <quote>Toothpaste tube? </quote>Like squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube. Bottom up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/11/21 10:23:31 PM #42:	I've never done that, seems it can easily be confused with pleasuring yourself --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949402067] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>I've never done that, seems it can easily be confused with pleasuring yourself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 01/11/21 10:26:12 PM #43:	Uh, i pee and all the pee comes out..just give it a second after to finish.... --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:949402165] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Uh, i pee and all the pee comes out..just give it a second after to finish.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 01/11/21 10:31:31 PM #44:	samurai bandit posted... I've never done that, seems it can easily be confused with pleasuring yourself Who the hell pleasures themselves at a urinal --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:949402349] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted... </cite> <quote>I've never done that, seems it can easily be confused with pleasuring yourself</quote>Who the hell pleasures themselves at a urinal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 01/11/21 10:41:24 PM #45:	samurai bandit posted... I've never done that, seems it can easily be confused with pleasuring yourself Who pleasures themself at the base of the shaft? <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:949402649] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted... </cite> <quote>I've never done that, seems it can easily be confused with pleasuring yourself</quote>Who pleasures themself at the base of the shaft? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 01/11/21 10:48:20 PM #46:	DJquackquack posted... Who pleasures themself at the base of the shaft? why would you hold it at the base --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:949402891] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>DJquackquack posted... </cite> <quote>Who pleasures themself at the base of the shaft? </quote>why would you hold it at the base </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/11/21 10:57:14 PM #47:	Rika_Furude posted... Who the hell pleasures themselves at a urinal DJquackquack posted... Who pleasures themself at the base of the shaft? There's no limit on what humanity ~~and hornyness~~ can do, so I wouldn't be suprised if someone did it. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949403170] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote>Who the hell pleasures themselves at a urinal</quote> DJquackquack posted... </cite> <quote>Who pleasures themself at the base of the shaft? </quote> There's no limit on what humanity and hornyness can do, so I wouldn't be suprised if someone did it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
umax555 01/11/21 10:58:20 PM #48:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8 <cite>umax555 posted [p:949403215] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 01/11/21 10:59:52 PM #49:	Lick it --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:949403284] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>Lick it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 01/11/21 11:02:51 PM #50:	JohnDillermand posted... https://youtu.be/-qJyvwBxA0Q This only more like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNBYU0qxUFM --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:949403402] in How do you... [t:79233563]...</cite> <quote>JohnDillermand posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/-qJyvwBxA0Q</quote>This only more like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNBYU0qxUFM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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