Poll of the Day > Stay at Home DAD who STOLE Nancy Pelosi's Lectern is F***** said his LAWYER!!!

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Full Throttle 01/11/21 11:40:15 PM #1:	Do you agree that this pirate is screwed? Yes No Do you agree that this pirate is screwed? - Results (40 votes) Yes 80% (32 votes) 32 No 20% (8 votes) 8 36 y/o Florida Wimp, Christian Johnson, the father of FIVE who stole Nancy Pelosi' Lectern during the deadly riots was released on 25,000 and is in HUGE TROUBLE according to his lawyer!! He was pictured carrying the lectern out and was released at 1pm with a monitoring anklet His arrest on a federal warrant happened on Friday night and was released today as he faces 3 counts of entering or remaining in a restricted building without lawful authority, theft of government property and violent entry and disorderly conduct He hasn't yet entered a plea as the statue was worth more than a 1000 He is forced to wear a GPS tracker and must abide by 9pm to 6am curfew and surrender his passport and firearms and is not allowed out of Central Florida Speaking to reporters, Johnson's lawyers said him smiling and waving to cameras with Pelosi's lectern is a challenge for them because there is 100% PROOF of him stealing Daniel Eckart said "I don't know how else to explain that, but yeah that would be a problem..i'm not a magician..so yea we've got a photograph of our client who appears to be inside a federal buildign with government property. It's not looking good for him right now" At this point, his only hope is a PARDON by president trump before he leaves office US Attorney Patrick Scruggs said "This is a serious case. Everyone involved in the storming of the capitol needs to be held accountable for their actions, including Mr. Johnson" Dailymail had exclusive photos of him going back home at a nearby beach and sporting his GPS tracker and walked to his 500,000 house as a woman became emotional when she saw him Johnson refused to comment and is a psychology graduate turned FURNITURE MAKER who is a STAY AT HOME DAD as his wife is a DOCTOR He previously faced possession of marijuana and violation of probation His now deleted social media shows he disparaged law enforcement AND black lives matter which he claims wants to ELIMINATE white people in america!! He could face a MINIMUM of 10 YEARS in Prison. Do you think Johnson is F***? https://i.imgur.com/olzQLWa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/usoNBWM.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LoVX0bU.jpg https://i.imgur.com/aLakSwz.jpg https://i.imgur.com/s5D8ik1.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ESQvtLa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/bO0xOaE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/K0CzXUD.jpg https://i.imgur.com/9cvOC31.jpg https://i.imgur.com/CTDs5xK.jpg https://i.imgur.com/R5rgXxL.jpg https://i.imgur.com/v1YIsNj.jpg https://i.imgur.com/zHriEnw.jpg His ugly house- https://i.imgur.com/AjOxquc.jpg --- The News Will Continue...For Now call me mrduckbear, sweater monkeys. I'm an Asian Liberal. RESIST The Alt-Right <cite>Full Throttle posted [p:949404465] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote> Do you agree that this pirate is screwed? Yes No Vote View Results Do you agree that this pirate is screwed? - Results (40 votes) Yes 80% (32 votes) 32 No 20% (8 votes) 8 Show Voting Form 36 y/o Florida Wimp, Christian Johnson, the father of FIVE who stole Nancy Pelosi' Lectern during the deadly riots was released on 25,000 and is in HUGE TROUBLE according to his lawyer!! He was pictured carrying the lectern out and was released at 1pm with a monitoring anklet His arrest on a federal warrant happened on Friday night and was released today as he faces 3 counts of entering or remaining in a restricted building without lawful authority, theft of government property and violent entry and disorderly conduct He hasn't yet entered a plea as the statue was worth more than a 1000 He is forced to wear a GPS tracker and must abide by 9pm to 6am curfew and surrender his passport and firearms and is not allowed out of Central Florida Speaking to reporters, Johnson's lawyers said him smiling and waving to cameras with Pelosi's lectern is a challenge for them because there is 100% PROOF of him stealing Daniel Eckart said "I don't know how else to explain that, but yeah that would be a problem..i'm not a magician..so yea we've got a photograph of our client who appears to be inside a federal buildign with government property. It's not looking good for him right now" At this point, his only hope is a PARDON by president trump before he leaves office US Attorney Patrick Scruggs said "This is a serious case. Everyone involved in the storming of the capitol needs to be held accountable for their actions, including Mr. Johnson" Dailymail had exclusive photos of him going back home at a nearby beach and sporting his GPS tracker and walked to his 500,000 house as a woman became emotional when she saw him Johnson refused to comment and is a psychology graduate turned FURNITURE MAKER who is a STAY AT HOME DAD as his wife is a DOCTOR He previously faced possession of marijuana and violation of probation His now deleted social media shows he disparaged law enforcement AND black lives matter which he claims wants to ELIMINATE white people in america!! He could face a MINIMUM of 10 YEARS in Prison. Do you think Johnson is F***? https://i.imgur.com/olzQLWa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/usoNBWM.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LoVX0bU.jpg https://i.imgur.com/aLakSwz.jpg https://i.imgur.com/s5D8ik1.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ESQvtLa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/bO0xOaE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/K0CzXUD.jpg https://i.imgur.com/9cvOC31.jpg https://i.imgur.com/CTDs5xK.jpg https://i.imgur.com/R5rgXxL.jpg https://i.imgur.com/v1YIsNj.jpg https://i.imgur.com/zHriEnw.jpg His ugly house- https://i.imgur.com/AjOxquc.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LuciferSage 01/11/21 11:45:03 PM #2:	Someone had to take a stand. He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve. --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -\|\\| \| \|/\| <cite>LuciferSage posted [p:949404596] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Someone had to take a stand. He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcturusisnow 01/11/21 11:50:56 PM #3:	LuciferSage posted... Someone had to take a stand. He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve. You are humorous because unintelligent people are immensely humorous. <cite>Arcturusisnow posted [p:949404748] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>LuciferSage posted... </cite> <quote>Someone had to take a stand. He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.</quote>You are humorous because unintelligent people are immensely humorous. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LuciferSage 01/12/21 12:02:58 AM #4:	Arcturusisnow posted... You are humorous because unintelligent people are immensely humorous. You've totally shamed me random poster who's name I've never seen before. I'm beside myself with shame and angst at such a thorough pwning. --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -\|\\| \| \|/\| <cite>LuciferSage posted [p:949405084] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Arcturusisnow posted... </cite> <quote>You are humorous because unintelligent people are immensely humorous.</quote> You've totally shamed me random poster who's name I've never seen before. I'm beside myself with shame and angst at such a thorough pwning. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 01/12/21 8:59:12 AM #5:	The picture with the lectern reminds me of Frank Gallagher --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:949413039] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>The picture with the lectern reminds me of Frank Gallagher </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/12/21 9:24:24 AM #6:	Imagine giving permission for that man to have sex with you and impregnate you. Eesh --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:949413724] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Imagine giving permission for that man to have sex with you and impregnate you. Eesh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fierce_Deity_08 01/12/21 10:31:03 AM #7:	How the heck did he find a truthful lawyer?! --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar <cite>Fierce_Deity_08 posted [p:949415433] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>How the heck did he find a truthful lawyer?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conner4REAL 01/12/21 11:06:44 AM #8:	Good riddance to bad rubbish. --- "I pet my dog I don't eat it" ~ Lemone <cite>Conner4REAL posted [p:949416129] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Good riddance to bad rubbish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 01/12/21 3:01:53 PM #9:	Fierce_Deity_08 posted... How the heck did he find a truthful lawyer?! Unlike his wife most the lawyers were smart enough not tough his smooth brained ass. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:949424389] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Fierce_Deity_08 posted... </cite> <quote>How the heck did he find a truthful lawyer?!</quote>Unlike his wife most the lawyers were smart enough not tough his smooth brained ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 01/12/21 3:04:08 PM #10:	LuciferSage posted... Someone had to take a stand. It was a lectern. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:949424473] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>LuciferSage posted... </cite> <quote>Someone had to take a stand.</quote> It was a lectern. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 01/12/21 3:06:51 PM #11:	Full Throttle posted... Do you think Johnson is F***? huh --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:949424563] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Full Throttle posted... </cite> <quote>Do you think Johnson is F***?</quote>huh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Decoy77 01/12/21 3:43:00 PM #12:	I 100% hope for Jan 19th Pardon from the President for this fine man. --- 5-27-15 The day Gfaqs died i7 10700k \| MSI MAG Z490 TOMAHAWK \| EVGA RTX 2070 SUPER \| CORSAIR 32GB RAM \| LG 27'' 144hz @1440p \| Win10 x64 <cite>Decoy77 posted [p:949426000] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>I 100% hope for Jan 19th Pardon from the President for this fine man. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 01/12/21 5:58:37 PM #13:	I guess he's hot in that hallmark/lifetime dad kinda way. Has pretty nice hair too. <cite>dedbus posted [p:949430534] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>I guess he's hot in that hallmark/lifetime dad kinda way. Has pretty nice hair too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 01/12/21 7:16:57 PM #14:	Lokarin posted... It was a lectern. Let's not put terminology on a pedestal, here. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:949433033] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted... </cite> <quote>It was a lectern.</quote> Let's not put terminology on a pedestal, here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 01/12/21 7:34:08 PM #15:	tbh, if you break into a government building to steal something and pose for a photograph doing it, you are pretty fucked and you 100% deserve it. LuciferSage posted... Someone had to take a stand. Cue slow clap for bad pun. Lokarin posted... It was a lectern. I'll allow it --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:949433630] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>tbh, if you break into a government building to steal something and pose for a photograph doing it, you are pretty fucked and you 100% deserve it. LuciferSage posted... </cite> <quote>Someone had to take a stand.</quote> Cue slow clap for bad pun. Lokarin posted... </cite> <quote>It was a lectern.</quote> I'll allow it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 01/12/21 7:59:45 PM #16:	That's a rough looking 36. --- Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden) You are getting this discount. <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:949434543] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>That's a rough looking 36. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 01/12/21 9:09:20 PM #17:	How has post 2 not been modded? <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:949436950] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>How has post 2 not been modded? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowbird_RH 01/12/21 9:25:10 PM #18:	BlackScythe0 posted... How has post 2 not been modded? I'm guessing it's because the mods apparently have a sharper wit than you do. ~~He's not praising that guy's actions, he's making a pun.~~ ~~The guy literally TOOK (stole) a STAND (Nancy Pelosi's Lectern).~~ --- Fail, and we all face a tyrannical age of pizza the likes of which sentient life has never known. - Sun'barac, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>Shadowbird_RH posted [p:949437500] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>BlackScythe0 posted... </cite> <quote>How has post 2 not been modded?</quote>I'm guessing it's because the mods apparently have a sharper wit than you do. He's not praising that guy's actions, he's making a pun. The guy literally TOOK (stole) a STAND (Nancy Pelosi's Lectern). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 01/13/21 1:33:01 AM #19:	BlackScythe0 posted... How has post 2 not been modded? Looks at post 2 Laughs Shadowbird_RH posted... I'm guessing it's because the mods apparently have a sharper wit than you do. ~~He's not praising that guy's actions, he's making a pun.~~ ~~The guy literally TOOK (stole) a STAND (Nancy Pelosi's Lectern).~~ Yeah, out of all the objectionable things on Gamefaqs right now, it's rather telling that BS0 is most outraged over somebody mocking a stupid fucking thief. I'm just wondering why BS0 is apparently so interested in defending the thief from criticism instead of joining in on denouncing the thief. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:949443747] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>BlackScythe0 posted... </cite> <quote>How has post 2 not been modded?</quote> Looks at post 2 Laughs Shadowbird_RH posted... </cite> <quote>I'm guessing it's because the mods apparently have a sharper wit than you do. He's not praising that guy's actions, he's making a pun. The guy literally TOOK (stole) a STAND (Nancy Pelosi's Lectern).</quote> Yeah, out of all the objectionable things on Gamefaqs right now, it's rather telling that BS0 is most outraged over somebody mocking a stupid fucking thief. I'm just wondering why BS0 is apparently so interested in defending the thief from criticism instead of joining in on denouncing the thief. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monopoman 01/13/21 2:11:58 AM #20:	EvilMegas posted... That's a rough looking 36. Meth is a hell of a drug. <cite>Monopoman posted [p:949444305] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>EvilMegas posted... </cite> <quote>That's a rough looking 36.</quote> Meth is a hell of a drug. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raddest_Chad 01/13/21 2:48:56 AM #21:	Monopoman posted... Meth is a hell of a drug. OG Nazis pushed meth to keep the blitzkrieg going. I am sure a lot of the Neo ones use it out of solidarity to their forefathers. <cite>Raddest_Chad posted [p:949444824] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Monopoman posted... </cite> <quote>Meth is a hell of a drug.</quote>OG Nazis pushed meth to keep the blitzkrieg going. I am sure a lot of the Neo ones use it out of solidarity to their forefathers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 01/13/21 5:44:32 AM #22:	Why is there no "I did it for the vine" defense? --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:949446938] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Why is there no "I did it for the vine" defense?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 01/13/21 5:46:09 AM #23:	Monopoman posted... Meth is a hell of a drug. I think it's probably more the fact that he has 5 kids. Frankly, I'm surprised he doesn't look older. Raddest_Chad posted... OG Nazis pushed meth to keep the blitzkrieg going. I am sure a lot of the Neo ones use it out of solidarity to their forefathers. Both the Allies and Axis used it, but the history of meth in warfare goes back a lot further than just that. However, the warfare use is what helped make it mainstream throughout much of the world before they started banning it --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:949446951] in Stay at Ho... [t:79233926]...</cite> <quote>Monopoman posted... </cite> <quote>Meth is a hell of a drug.</quote> I think it's probably more the fact that he has 5 kids. Frankly, I'm surprised he doesn't look older. Raddest_Chad posted... </cite> <quote>OG Nazis pushed meth to keep the blitzkrieg going. I am sure a lot of the Neo ones use it out of solidarity to their forefathers.</quote> Both the Allies and Axis used it, but the history of meth in warfare goes back a lot further than just that. However, the warfare use is what helped make it mainstream throughout much of the world before they started banning it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > Stay at Home DAD who STOLE Nancy Pelosi's Lectern is F***** said his LAWYER!!!