Current Events > Who would win in a battle tournament of all the U.S. presidents?

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SaltyWet 01/14/21 11:05:42 PM #1:	The presidents are in the same shape they were on their first day of office. --- FlowerBridge <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:949515659] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>The presidents are in the same shape they were on their first day of office. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 01/14/21 11:06:43 PM #2:	Trump and Reagan keel over from being old fucks and FDR is out due to polio --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:949515694] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Trump and Reagan keel over from being old fucks and FDR is out due to polio </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 01/14/21 11:10:52 PM #3:	Andrew Jackson --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:949515826] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Andrew Jackson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hippocrates 01/14/21 11:11:35 PM #4:	Lincoln invented the chokeslam. Just saying. <cite>Hippocrates posted [p:949515846] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Lincoln invented the chokeslam. Just saying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 01/14/21 11:11:37 PM #5:	Garioshi posted... Trump and Reagan keel over from being old fucks and FDR is out due to polio Add Taft to that group too. Quite a few weak looking presidents when you see how their portraits. --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:949515847] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>Trump and Reagan keel over from being old fucks and FDR is out due to polio</quote>Add Taft to that group too. Quite a few weak looking presidents when you see how their portraits. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 01/14/21 11:12:03 PM #6:	Teddy Roosevelt --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:949515856] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Teddy Roosevelt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 01/14/21 11:12:24 PM #8:	Teddy and it's not close --- Oda break tracker 2021- 0 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 7-0 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 8-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:949515868] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Teddy and it's not close</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hippocrates 01/14/21 11:13:20 PM #9:	voldothegr8 posted... Teddy and it's not close Manlet TR gets chokeslammed by Chad Lincoln <cite>Hippocrates posted [p:949515892] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Teddy and it's not close </quote>Manlet TR gets chokeslammed by Chad Lincoln </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 01/14/21 11:14:02 PM #10:	First day in office probably Teddy. Gerald Ford would win if they're all in their prime. --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:949515915] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>First day in office probably Teddy. Gerald Ford would win if they're all in their prime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 01/14/21 11:14:36 PM #11:	JFK because nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:949515933] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>JFK because nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/14/21 11:16:11 PM #12:	End fight comes down to Andrew Jackson vs Teddy Roosevelt. Jackson wins, and here's why. Ted did a whole speech while shot. Jackson did a whole presidency while shot. After an assassination attempt, the secret service had to protect the assassin from Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson is the only president to successfully invade Florida --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:949515988] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>End fight comes down to Andrew Jackson vs Teddy Roosevelt. Jackson wins, and here's why. Ted did a whole speech while shot. Jackson did a whole presidency while shot. After an assassination attempt, the secret service had to protect the assassin from Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson is the only president to successfully invade Florida</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hippocrates 01/14/21 11:17:04 PM #13:	Nope, lincoln <cite>Hippocrates posted [p:949516012] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Nope, lincoln </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kafkaf 01/14/21 11:17:07 PM #14:	Lincoln --- https://imgur.com/rOZpeir <cite>Kafkaf posted [p:949516016] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Lincoln</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 01/14/21 11:17:48 PM #15:	voldothegr8 posted... Teddy and it's not close --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:949516042] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Teddy and it's not close</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 01/14/21 11:18:33 PM #16:	Height isnt everything. Lincoln had no awareness in the theater. He'd be very vulnerable to sneak attacks. --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:949516069] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Height isnt everything. Lincoln had no awareness in the theater. He'd be very vulnerable to sneak attacks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hippocrates 01/14/21 11:19:53 PM #17:	BilalPowell posted... Height isnt everything. Lincoln had no awareness in the theater. He'd be very vulnerable to sneak attacks. Lincoln was the best fighter. He was up there with the ancient greeks <cite>Hippocrates posted [p:949516106] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>BilalPowell posted... </cite> <quote>Height isnt everything. Lincoln had no awareness in the theater. He'd be very vulnerable to sneak attacks.</quote>Lincoln was the best fighter. He was up there with the ancient greeks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 01/14/21 11:21:12 PM #18:	Was JFK on meth his first day of office? Or did he start it later? Because that could potentially give him an edge --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:949516130] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Was JFK on meth his first day of office? Or did he start it later? Because that could potentially give him an edge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hippocrates 01/14/21 11:22:16 PM #20:	CloneTheHero posted... def one of the first guys, they were grizzled war veterans and could prob drop 90% of males today even with the size disadvantage They were pussy aristocracy <cite>Hippocrates posted [p:949516165] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>CloneTheHero posted... </cite> <quote>def one of the first guys, they were grizzled war veterans and could prob drop 90% of males today even with the size disadvantage</quote>They were pussy aristocracy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 01/14/21 11:26:42 PM #21:	CloneTheHero posted... def one of the first guys, they were grizzled war veterans and could prob drop 90% of males today even with the size disadvantage Not really only Washington of the 1st 6. Adams and Jefferson were writers. --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:949516305] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>CloneTheHero posted... </cite> <quote>def one of the first guys, they were grizzled war veterans and could prob drop 90% of males today even with the size disadvantage</quote>Not really only Washington of the 1st 6. Adams and Jefferson were writers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 01/14/21 11:49:37 PM #23:	I think Andy Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt have a clear upper-hand here. JFK is ranked lower because he totally wrecked his back in WW2. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] George H.W. Bush Lieutenant(junior grade), U.S. Navy 1943-45 He was a navy aviator and flew in combat at Wake and in the recapture of the Philippines. His plane was shot down during Wake and his crewmen died in the crash. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:949516948] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>I think Andy Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt have a clear upper-hand here. JFK is ranked lower because he totally wrecked his back in WW2. <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> George H.W. Bush Lieutenant(junior grade), U.S. Navy 1943-45 He was a navy aviator and flew in combat at Wake and in the recapture of the Philippines. His plane was shot down during Wake and his crewmen died in the crash. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 01/15/21 5:55:11 AM #24:	Y'all listed their military tenure, but this is about their first day in office. A lot of vets out here would get dropped in their current shape. --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:949522313] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Y'all listed their military tenure, but this is about their first day in office. A lot of vets out here would get dropped in their current shape. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 01/15/21 10:19:20 AM #25:	KStateKing17 posted... Y'all listed their military tenure, but this is about their first day in office. A lot of vets out here would get dropped in their current shape. Drew Carey was in the Marines. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:949526780] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>KStateKing17 posted... </cite> <quote>Y'all listed their military tenure, but this is about their first day in office. A lot of vets out here would get dropped in their current shape.</quote>Drew Carey was in the Marines. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 10:20:33 AM #26:	CloneTheHero posted... George all meaningless titles not earned by merit <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949526805] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>CloneTheHero posted... </cite> <quote>George</quote>all meaningless titles not earned by merit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 01/15/21 10:22:50 AM #27:	George Washington was a badass IIRC <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:949526861] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>George Washington was a badass IIRC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 01/15/21 10:25:36 AM #28:	BilalPowell posted... First day in office probably Teddy. Gerald Ford would win if they're all in their prime. Lincoln in his prime would be up there too. --- Occam's razor: The simplest solution (answer) is most likely the right one <cite>creativerealms posted [p:949526925] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>BilalPowell posted... </cite> <quote>First day in office probably Teddy. Gerald Ford would win if they're all in their prime.</quote>Lincoln in his prime would be up there too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REexpert44 01/15/21 10:29:20 AM #29:	Andrew Jackson seems like he had the size and fire to beat the dog shit out of anyone who came at him --- It's Thinking... <cite>REexpert44 posted [p:949527018] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Andrew Jackson seems like he had the size and fire to beat the dog shit out of anyone who came at him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 01/15/21 10:34:39 AM #30:	Washington the solider, Jackson the madman, Lincoln the wrestler, Roosevelt the rough rider, maybe Taft if he knew how to use his weight. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:949527158] in Who would ... [t:79239639]...</cite> <quote>Washington the solider, Jackson the madman, Lincoln the wrestler, Roosevelt the rough rider, maybe Taft if he knew how to use his weight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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