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EnvoyOfTheLight 01/15/21 2:22:59 PM #51:	Lost_All_Senses posted... You wanna spar in a friendly game of tummy sticks? you will never tummy stick your tummy stick into my tummy stick tummy sticking hole --- i horf and i <cite>EnvoyOfTheLight posted [p:949534736] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>You wanna spar in a friendly game of tummy sticks?</quote> you will never tummy stick your tummy stick into my tummy stick tummy sticking hole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 2:25:21 PM #52:	Jiek_Fafn posted... There's definitely strategies to peeing loudly. Youre trying to hit the biggest amount of surface area possible while your stream is going deep enough to make proper sounds. Go too shallow and it's more of a higher pitched sound. Go too deep and it's just one large plop. Youre going for a very choppy sea. This is not a static measurement. You need to adjust constantly as the pressure of your pee stream changes. Once you get more advanced you can try stopping and starting your piss stream. It then becomes like shooting piss bullets into the toilet. You can then either go into a nice rhythm and make it into a beautiful melody which requires more penis dexterity or go full power to where they sound like regular bullets. Alright, I'll try some of this out. Can I ask why it seems every guy does this? EnvoyOfTheLight posted... you will never tummy stick your tummy stick into my tummy stick tummy sticking hole tummy stick party tn <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949534814] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>There's definitely strategies to peeing loudly. Youre trying to hit the biggest amount of surface area possible while your stream is going deep enough to make proper sounds. Go too shallow and it's more of a higher pitched sound. Go too deep and it's just one large plop. Youre going for a very choppy sea. This is not a static measurement. You need to adjust constantly as the pressure of your pee stream changes. Once you get more advanced you can try stopping and starting your piss stream. It then becomes like shooting piss bullets into the toilet. You can then either go into a nice rhythm and make it into a beautiful melody which requires more penis dexterity or go full power to where they sound like regular bullets.</quote> Alright, I'll try some of this out. Can I ask why it seems every guy does this? EnvoyOfTheLight posted... </cite> <quote>you will never tummy stick your tummy stick into my tummy stick tummy sticking hole</quote> tummy stick party tn </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 01/15/21 2:26:04 PM #53:	EnvoyOfTheLight posted... you will never tummy stick your tummy stick into my tummy stick tummy sticking hole I've never lost a match of tummy sticks. ~~because everyone always wins in the end :3~~ --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:949534836] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>EnvoyOfTheLight posted... </cite> <quote>you will never tummy stick your tummy stick into my tummy stick tummy sticking hole</quote> I've never lost a match of tummy sticks. because everyone always wins in the end :3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/15/21 2:28:35 PM #54:	The trick is to have a loud pee prerecorded audio on your phone and play it meanwhile you pee. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:949534929] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>The trick is to have a loud pee prerecorded audio on your phone and play it meanwhile you pee. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/15/21 2:34:22 PM #55:	Socrawheeze posted... Alright, I'll try some of this out. Can I ask why it seems every guy does this? I think it's just natural instincts. Like you know that thing with dogs where they instinctually use Dijkstra's algorithm to find the shortest distance if you throw something in the water at the beach? It's like that but with piss streams. Yeah there's a ton of math to back up what's happening but most dudes just look at a bowl and instinctually understand the loudest way to piss. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:949535115] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>Alright, I'll try some of this out. Can I ask why it seems every guy does this?</quote> I think it's just natural instincts. Like you know that thing with dogs where they instinctually use Dijkstra's algorithm to find the shortest distance if you throw something in the water at the beach? It's like that but with piss streams. Yeah there's a ton of math to back up what's happening but most dudes just look at a bowl and instinctually understand the loudest way to piss. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 2:34:51 PM #56:	am i being had <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949535131] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>am i being had </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 01/15/21 2:38:43 PM #57:	Maybe you like spending extra time in the bathroom to rest but other guys are in a hurry or they don't pee as frequently --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:949535255] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Maybe you like spending extra time in the bathroom to rest but other guys are in a hurry or they don't pee as frequently </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wasssup Now 01/15/21 2:44:16 PM #58:	Jiek_Fafn posted... There's definitely strategies to peeing loudly. Youre trying to hit the biggest amount of surface area possible while your stream is going deep enough to make proper sounds. Go too shallow and it's more of a higher pitched sound. Go too deep and it's just one large plop. Youre going for a very choppy sea. This is not a static measurement. You need to adjust constantly as the pressure of your pee stream changes. Once you get more advanced you can try stopping and starting your piss stream. It then becomes like shooting piss bullets into the toilet. You can then either go into a nice rhythm and make it into a beautiful melody which requires more penis dexterity or go full power to where they sound like regular bullets. Great tips. Alot of aim involved to achieve a thunderous flow. Another factor to consider is being close to where the noise originates in a bathroom causes less echo. You may already be peeing loud and proud to bystanders but because of your proximity don't realize it. <cite>Wasssup Now posted [p:949535451] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>There's definitely strategies to peeing loudly. Youre trying to hit the biggest amount of surface area possible while your stream is going deep enough to make proper sounds. Go too shallow and it's more of a higher pitched sound. Go too deep and it's just one large plop. Youre going for a very choppy sea. This is not a static measurement. You need to adjust constantly as the pressure of your pee stream changes. Once you get more advanced you can try stopping and starting your piss stream. It then becomes like shooting piss bullets into the toilet. You can then either go into a nice rhythm and make it into a beautiful melody which requires more penis dexterity or go full power to where they sound like regular bullets.</quote> Great tips. Alot of aim involved to achieve a thunderous flow. Another factor to consider is being close to where the noise originates in a bathroom causes less echo. You may already be peeing loud and proud to bystanders but because of your proximity don't realize it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 01/15/21 2:46:24 PM #59:	I've been workshopping a character for months in my head that is able to tell how big a dude's dick is by how long it takes for the first splash to hit the toilet while peeing. It's super dumb but really funny to me for some reason lol --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:949535523] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>I've been workshopping a character for months in my head that is able to tell how big a dude's dick is by how long it takes for the first splash to hit the toilet while peeing. It's super dumb but really funny to me for some reason lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 2:46:59 PM #60:	Smashingpmkns posted... I've been workshopping a character for months in my head that is able to tell how big a dude's dick is by how long it takes for the first splash to hit the toilet while peeing. It's super dumb but really funny to me for some reason lol nice sherlock fanfic bro jk, that's actually a pretty funny character quirk <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949535544] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>I've been workshopping a character for months in my head that is able to tell how big a dude's dick is by how long it takes for the first splash to hit the toilet while peeing. It's super dumb but really funny to me for some reason lol</quote> nice sherlock fanfic bro jk, that's actually a pretty funny character quirk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnvoyOfTheLight 01/15/21 7:23:53 PM #61:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I've never lost a match of tummy sticks. ~~because everyone always wins in the end :3~~ try not to get my fur caught in your urethra tho --- i horf and i <cite>EnvoyOfTheLight posted [p:949544897] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I've never lost a match of tummy sticks. because everyone always wins in the end :3</quote> try not to get my fur caught in your urethra tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 7:24:56 PM #62:	Ah shit I forgot to try out the technique. Well this bourbon should blow up my bladder I'll try again in a bit <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949544935] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Ah shit I forgot to try out the technique. Well this bourbon should blow up my bladder I'll try again in a bit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 01/15/21 7:38:01 PM #63:	i'm pretty sure my urethra is rated at like 7 gpm flow --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:949545365] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>i'm pretty sure my urethra is rated at like 7 gpm flow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 7:39:33 PM #64:	I'm sorry I don't speak greek <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949545423] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>I'm sorry I don't speak greek </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 01/15/21 7:40:26 PM #65:	sorry, urethra was the greek god of rainbows that you can see in natural waterfalls for those that don't know --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:949545450] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>sorry, urethra was the greek god of rainbows that you can see in natural waterfalls for those that don't know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 7:42:00 PM #66:	Gpm is greeks per minute <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949545506] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Gpm is greeks per minute </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 01/15/21 7:42:37 PM #67:	The Trent posted... sorry, urethra was the greek god of rainbows that you can see in natural waterfalls for those that don't know calm down <cite>Reis posted [p:949545525] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted... </cite> <quote>sorry, urethra was the greek god of rainbows that you can see in natural waterfalls for those that don't know</quote> calm down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 01/15/21 7:42:44 PM #68:	whenn i go pee in public i push it out so i can finish asap and get outta there. but i also usually aim away from the water, if applicable, because i dont want people to hear it so --- Playing: Outer Wilds; Hades; Dead Cells; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:949545527] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>whenn i go pee in public i push it out so i can finish asap and get outta there. but i also usually aim away from the water, if applicable, because i dont want people to hear it so </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 01/15/21 7:51:14 PM #69:	Reis posted... calm down i can't talking greek gods gets me all worked up they would turn into swans and bang each other dude --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:949545775] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Reis posted... </cite> <quote>calm down</quote> i can't talking greek gods gets me all worked up they would turn into swans and bang each other dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 7:51:50 PM #70:	I bet heracles could push out a mighty piss. his dick muscles must have been insane back in the day <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949545791] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>I bet heracles could push out a mighty piss. his dick muscles must have been insane back in the day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 01/15/21 7:53:42 PM #71:	i bet perseus pissed through a sift of fabric to control both flow and volume --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:949545851] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>i bet perseus pissed through a sift of fabric to control both flow and volume </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 7:55:11 PM #72:	perseus was a chump. he couldnt piss his way out of a paper bag <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949545896] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>perseus was a chump. he couldnt piss his way out of a paper bag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 01/15/21 7:56:01 PM #73:	arrow volley fired --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:949545923] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>arrow volley fired </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 01/15/21 7:57:46 PM #74:	Giant_Aspirin posted... whenn i go pee in public i push it out so i can finish asap and get outta there. but i also usually aim away from the water, if applicable, because i dont want people to hear it so Oh thank god, i thought i was the only one who did this >_> --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:949545968] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>whenn i go pee in public i push it out so i can finish asap and get outta there. but i also usually aim away from the water, if applicable, because i dont want people to hear it so</quote> Oh thank god, i thought i was the only one who did this >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 8:00:48 PM #75:	Depending on where I am I aim for the sides as well. I gotta up my game at work tho I can't let mark in underwriting think his dick's bigger than mine The Trent posted... arrow volley fired lol 7/10 <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949546061] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>Depending on where I am I aim for the sides as well. I gotta up my game at work tho I can't let mark in underwriting think his dick's bigger than mine The Trent posted... </cite> <quote>arrow volley fired</quote>lol 7/10 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 01/15/21 9:03:43 PM #76:	kbelfisBACK posted... i thought it was womemes who pissed like frying chicken at least in my case that's true but I've never heard of men pissing loudly unless it was to assert dominance bc y'all mf are weird @kbelfisBACK The weak should fear the strong --- Formerly ox0Shadow0xo \| PSN - NoxObscuras i7-7700K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:949548253] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>kbelfisBACK posted... </cite> <quote>i thought it was womemes who pissed like frying chicken at least in my case that's true but I've never heard of men pissing loudly unless it was to assert dominance bc y'all mf are weird</quote>@kbelfisBACK The weak should fear the strong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ghostblob 01/15/21 9:06:51 PM #78:	I seriously don't get how this topic has got so many posts and my post with the simple explanation was ignored. It's almost solely down to how much piss you've got stored up. Not dick size or how you piss. If you piss frequently you'll be quiet, if you hold it you'll be loud. --- https://letterboxd.com/magnoliamoon/ <cite>ghostblob posted [p:949548352] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>I seriously don't get how this topic has got so many posts and my post with the simple explanation was ignored. It's almost solely down to how much piss you've got stored up. Not dick size or how you piss. If you piss frequently you'll be quiet, if you hold it you'll be loud. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/15/21 9:07:28 PM #79:	ghostblob posted... I seriously don't get how this topic has got so many posts and my post with the simple explanation was ignored. It's almost solely down to how much piss you've got stored up. Not dick size or how you piss. If you piss frequently you'll be quiet, if you hold it you'll be loud. i ignored it because it is patently false in my experience <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949548370] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>ghostblob posted... </cite> <quote>I seriously don't get how this topic has got so many posts and my post with the simple explanation was ignored. It's almost solely down to how much piss you've got stored up. Not dick size or how you piss. If you piss frequently you'll be quiet, if you hold it you'll be loud.</quote>i ignored it because it is patently false in my experience </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 01/15/21 9:10:16 PM #80:	ghostblob posted... guys why won't anyone listen to me!!! --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:949548463] in wtf how do... [t:79240477]...</cite> <quote>ghostblob posted... </cite> <quote>guys why won't anyone listen to me!!!</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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