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Oatcakes
01/18/21 4:58:40 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Yellow mustard is the most revolting unsophisticated nasty condiment ever to be introduced

What's "yellow" mustard?

English mustard?
American mustard?
French mustard?

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CruelBuffalo
01/18/21 4:58:54 PM
#52:


AlBundy33 posted...


No that goes to mayonnaise, mustard has tons of uses, mayonnaise has like 1


Name the multiple uses of yellow mustard. Ill wait.
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CruelBuffalo
01/18/21 4:59:26 PM
#53:


Oatcakes posted...


What's "yellow" mustard?

English mustard?
American mustard?
French mustard?


The mustard that is drenched over burgers and ruins them at fast food places.

Spicy and Dijon have their uses. Yellow mustard that Chicagoans pretend is great on hotdogs is so foul.
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Oatcakes
01/18/21 4:59:46 PM
#54:


Probs American mustard then

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Paragon21XX
01/18/21 5:23:58 PM
#55:


AlBundy33 posted...
No that goes to mayonnaise, mustard has tons of uses, mayonnaise has like 1

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Gafemage
01/18/21 5:41:25 PM
#56:


AlBundy33 posted...
No that goes to mayonnaise, mustard has tons of uses, mayonnaise has like 1

It's literally the most versatile condiment even if you don't care for it tf you smoking man
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Gafemage
01/18/21 7:06:00 PM
#58:


CruelBuffalo posted...
Name the multiple uses of yellow mustard. Ill wait.

I know its supposed to be like a GOAT-tier adhesive for seasoning fried chicken/brisket/etc. Never tried doing that myself.
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googs19
01/18/21 7:10:49 PM
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Conflict posted...
Uh, is this a serious question? Burgers, hotdogs, sandwiches... the shit is literally a condiment at every sandwich joint.

Making different foods taste disgusting is still only a single use.
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DarkChozoGhost
01/18/21 7:10:53 PM
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It's good in egg salad and stuff, but adding mayo to a burger decreases the quality of the burger

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ultimate reaver
01/18/21 7:13:54 PM
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It can be very ok if it's very thinly spread. most people use way too fucking much though

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Frizzurd
01/18/21 7:14:18 PM
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I don't like white fluids

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Gafemage
01/18/21 7:22:47 PM
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Conflict posted...
It actually mixes with ketchup without looking like puke

Ok but mayo does, by general consensus, mix with enough different spices, sauces, etc. that aioli is its own genre of condiment.
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Solid Snake07
01/18/21 7:24:37 PM
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Nah, homemade mayonnaise is the shit

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Vyrulisse
01/18/21 7:27:00 PM
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CruelBuffalo
01/18/21 7:36:33 PM
#68:


Gafemage posted...


I know its supposed to be like a GOAT-tier adhesive for seasoning fried chicken/brisket/etc. Never tried doing that myself.


Yeah and the flavor is gone by then. You dont literally bite into brisket and taste yellow mustard like you would a hot dog or hamburger and then get overpowered by its disgusting flavor.
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Gafemage
01/18/21 7:37:44 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Yeah and the flavor is gone by then. You dont literally bite into brisket and taste yellow mustard like you would a hot dog or hamburger and then get overpowered by its disgusting flavor.

You just asked for what its uses are tho
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cousinvini
01/18/21 7:38:13 PM
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i like mayo
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CruelBuffalo
01/18/21 7:39:27 PM
#71:


Gafemage posted...


You just asked for what its uses are tho


The brisket was a good example. Going um you can put it on food and eat it was not. Then its the same exact uses as sriracha, ketchup, Mayo, and honey.
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CobraGT
01/18/21 10:11:00 PM
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Mayonnaise varies a lot with ingredients, freshness and quality of ingredients, method of preparation and additives.

wikipedia Mayonnaise, informally mayo,[1] is a thick cold sauce or dressing commonly used in sandwiches, hamburgers, composed salads, and on French fries. It also forms the base for many other sauces, such as tartar sauce, remoulade, salsa golf and rouille.[2]
Mayonnaise is an emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice;[3] there are many variants using additional flavorings. The color varies from near-white to pale yellow, and its texture from a light cream to a thick gel.

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CobraGT
01/20/21 11:48:55 PM
#73:


AlBundy33 posted...
I've tried all mayonnaise, every single one of them taste like shit

Mayonnaise is vinegar or lemon juice emulsified with oil and optionally egg yolk can be added. Lime juice can replace lemon juice.

Corn, olive, peanut, canola, sesame, grape seed. walnut, palm. coconut, ...

You have not tried them all.

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Dark_SilverX
01/20/21 11:50:00 PM
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TC speaking the truth.

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apolloooo
01/20/21 11:55:54 PM
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the thing about mayo is you mix it up with something like spicy sauce it will make god tier condiment

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AlBundy33
01/21/21 8:30:40 PM
#76:


Gafemage posted...
It's literally the most versatile condiment even if you don't care for it tf you smoking man

Its literally not

Just because morons put it on other food, thereby making it inedible, does not mean its versatile, the only thing versatile about it is how many different ways you can throw this shit away

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
01/21/21 8:43:53 PM
#77:


False, ketchup exists.
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AlBundy33
01/21/21 8:45:45 PM
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...
False, ketchup exists.

Ketchup is kind of OK on a hot dog

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thronedfire2
01/21/21 8:46:05 PM
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100% correct

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3PiesAndAFork
01/21/21 8:49:52 PM
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I could eat mayonnaise with a spoon. I love just spreading it thick on a nice hot dog roll, that nice creamy white stuff oozing off the bread and into my open mouth.

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TheOtherMike
01/21/21 9:03:02 PM
#81:


AlBundy33 posted...
Its literally not

Just because morons put it on other food, thereby making it inedible, does not mean its versatile, the only thing versatile about it is how many different ways you can throw this shit away

Your dedication to being wrong is impressive.
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