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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 3:15:30 PM
#51:


FlameTurtle posted...
oh this is horsepiss
don't get mad cuz you got Uno reversal'd
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Old NoiseTank
01/18/21 3:16:16 PM
#52:


dont take any wooden nickels

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Eliza-Schuyler
01/18/21 3:16:24 PM
#53:


FlameTurtle posted...
oh this is horsepiss

ok I'm taking a sip
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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 3:16:41 PM
#54:


Socrawheeze posted...
don't get mad cuz you got Uno reversal'd
It's like my ma always said "don't get mad, get even"

TheGreatEscape posted...
horses aren't real. no one can draw a horse because they've never been seen
This is all well known

Duncanwii posted...
Dont be afraid to flaunt your sexuality since that's what most men want anyway.
This one ain't it, chief

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Simp
01/18/21 3:18:44 PM
#55:


Never give anyone more than 2 chances
Don't swim with sharks unless you are a shark
If you put your fingers in ice water immediately after painting your nails the paint will dry instantly.
Put things back where you first looked for them, not where you found them.

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 3:21:27 PM
#56:


FlameTurtle posted...
It's like my ma always said "don't get mad, get even"
and like my ma always said "not while I'm holding a knife!"
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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 3:21:30 PM
#57:


Simp posted...
Never give anyone more than 2 chances
*loudly sweating*

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Funkydog
01/18/21 3:22:29 PM
#58:


Make sure to sweat quietly, lest you attract something you will regret.

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nfearurspecimn
01/18/21 3:25:50 PM
#60:


never poop in your pee, always pee on your poo

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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 3:26:20 PM
#61:


mobilebloechel posted...
Don't eat fast food or drink soda.
goddammit

Funkydog posted...
Make sure to sweat quietly, lest you attract something you will regret.
it's a serious medical condition and I would thank you to not trivialize it!

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Freddie_Mercury
01/18/21 3:27:07 PM
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Total_Lost2
01/18/21 3:27:14 PM
#63:


Care less

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Funkydog
01/18/21 3:28:08 PM
#64:


FlameTurtle posted...
it's a serious medical condition and I would thank you to not trivialize it!
Hey, you asked for advice. Was just looking out for you bro.

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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 3:32:07 PM
#65:


Total_Lost2 posted...
Care less
That's what I've been saying!

Freddie_Mercury posted...


But I need to play the games that the cool kids are playing

Funkydog posted...
Hey, you asked for advice. Was just looking out for you bro.
Still not a bro

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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 3:39:11 PM
#66:


Duncanwii posted...
Dont be afraid to flaunt your sexuality since that's what most men want anyway.
I'm still thinking about this one

The fuck do I care about what men want?

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Simp
01/18/21 3:42:21 PM
#67:


Duncanwii posted...
Dont be afraid to flaunt your sexuality since that's what most men want anyway.
...

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 3:42:39 PM
#68:


FlameTurtle posted...
The fuck do I care about what men want?
fuckin A
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Sad_Face
01/18/21 3:42:49 PM
#69:


Go make a crypto account at Coinbase or some other big exchange and put in $20 in either Bitcoin, Ethereum, or Chainlink each week. It's better to have something than to have nothing. Those are the biggest 3 projects in the space. Bitcoin, being the store of wealth/digital gold/yadda yadda, will give you access to buy into projects in the blockchain space as they'll all accept BTC. Ethereum is the main platform in which blockchain development is seeing the most success where tons of projects are built upon it, and you need ETH to buy into their IPOs on that platform. And Chainlink is the HTTPS/World Wide Web equivalent that makes a lot of the projects possible on Ethereum. By that logic, there's also Graph (GRT) that those same projects, especially in the Decentralized-Finance space, are all using as Graph acts somewhat like Google in querying data on the blockchain. But I am not informed on it, thus I can't speak about it as much as the big 3.

$20 doesn't sound like much, but it'll add up as the market grows and more stock market investors rush out the door to flee the weakening US dollar.

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 3:43:58 PM
#70:


Holy shit guy you're still at it with your cultish posts
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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 3:50:48 PM
#71:


yeah I think I might just save my money...

Since I might need all of it...

soon...

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Funkydog
01/18/21 3:56:04 PM
#72:


FlameTurtle posted...
Still not a bro
Bro is universal. Us ladies can be bro's just as much as men can and I'll thump any who tell me otherwise. And so should you.

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fhqwhgads
01/18/21 3:57:26 PM
#73:


Wear shoes in the shower so you don't step on your dads stuff

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BroodRyu
01/18/21 4:04:50 PM
#74:


My advice is to accept help from your friend.
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TheGreatEscape
01/18/21 4:22:29 PM
#75:


go out for a walk

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 4:24:20 PM
#76:


^unironically that

it's good advice. gets the blood and juices flowing, clears your head, wakes you up. i'm going for one as soon as i get home from work
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teepan95
01/18/21 4:29:07 PM
#77:


Sometimes, when you try, you won't succeed

Try anyway
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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 4:56:00 PM
#78:


Socrawheeze posted...
^unironically that

it's good advice. gets the blood and juices flowing, clears your head, wakes you up. i'm going for one as soon as i get home from work
I told him that I was going for one, thats why hes saying it!

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Socrawheeze
01/18/21 4:56:58 PM
#79:


:v
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Zazabar
01/18/21 5:21:45 PM
#80:


If you have to ask, you'll never know.

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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 5:39:58 PM
#81:


teepan95 posted...
Sometimes, when you try, you won't succeed

Try anyway
But what about the other post ITT that said that I shouldnt try scary things?

Zazabar posted...
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Fuck

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Kitt
01/18/21 5:46:09 PM
#82:


Don't listen to your parents. They're old and foolish.

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Simp
01/18/21 5:48:01 PM
#83:


FlameTurtle posted...
But what about the other post ITT that said that I shouldnt try scary things?

Well, if you get conflicting advice you should try them both to see which is better.


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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 6:00:24 PM
#84:


Kitt posted...
Don't listen to your parents. They're old and foolish.
Ain't that the truth

Simp posted...
Well, if you get conflicting advice you should try them both to see which is better.
I'm so happy that I have you here

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Simp
01/18/21 6:09:16 PM
#85:


FlameTurtle posted...
I'm so happy that I have you here
Awww thanks. That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me. ()
I'm glad that you're here too.

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divot1338
01/18/21 6:25:27 PM
#86:


The left one.

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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 6:44:49 PM
#87:


Simp posted...
Awww thanks. That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me. ()
I'm glad that you're here too.
take it back

divot1338 posted...
The left one.
ahhhhhh

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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 7:57:38 PM
#88:


BroodRyu posted...
My advice is to accept help from your friend.
I wont.

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SauI_Goodman
01/18/21 8:03:54 PM
#89:


All women love the shocker on a first date.

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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 8:08:15 PM
#90:


I dont think thats true

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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 9:19:16 PM
#91:


Maybe last Bump because why not

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Funkydog
01/18/21 9:21:37 PM
#92:


Always bump topics an extra one or two more times than you think necessary.

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ElatedVenusaur
01/18/21 9:24:17 PM
#93:


Always supervise your cat when administering catnip. Not for their benefit, but for yours.

Oh, and its fun to talk about girls with lesbians.
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FlameTurtle
01/18/21 9:30:41 PM
#94:


Funkydog posted...
Always bump topics an extra one or two more times than you think necessary.
Does this count as a bump

ElatedVenusaur posted...
Always supervise your cat when administering catnip. Not for their benefit, but for yours.

Oh, and its fun to talk about girls with lesbians.
I cant have a cat here.

If I was capable of talking to lesbians, I wouldnt be here

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Funkydog
01/18/21 9:32:20 PM
#95:


FlameTurtle posted...
Does this count as a bump
I don't know. I advise asking someone with bumping expertise.

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FlameTurtle
01/19/21 1:41:27 AM
#96:


Funkydog posted...
I don't know. I advise asking someone with bumping expertise.
Have you seen what those people charge?

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Funkydog
01/19/21 8:24:14 AM
#97:


FlameTurtle posted...
Have you seen what those people charge?
Good advice is costly. Never trust people who give it out for free as they'll come for your belongings in the night as payment.

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BloodMoon7
01/19/21 8:26:07 AM
#98:


Don't try anything ever. I will slap you.

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teepan95
01/19/21 8:26:50 AM
#99:


Find yourself a simp, then you're set for life
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FlameTurtle
01/19/21 9:28:52 AM
#100:


Funkydog posted...
Good advice is costly. Never trust people who give it out for free as they'll come for your belongings in the night as payment.
So youre telling me that I have to get rid of all of my stuff before I let people help me

BloodMoon7 posted...
Don't try anything ever. I will slap you.
I would deserve it

teepan95 posted...
Find yourself a simp, then you're set for life
If only it were so easy to find one

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