Current Events > CEgals, what are some things CEmen will never ever understand?

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ssj3vegeta
01/22/21 8:44:59 PM
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armandro
01/22/21 8:47:12 PM
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having a full inbox

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Duncanwii
01/22/21 8:49:28 PM
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armandro posted...
having a full inbox

I've had a close to full Inbox at points but I usually empty my inbox before it gets full.
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Damn_Underscore
01/22/21 8:50:31 PM
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looking at boobies from above

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BloodMoon7
01/22/21 8:51:09 PM
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She's only talking to you because she doesn't know how creepy you are yet.

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nothanks1
01/22/21 8:52:10 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
She's only talking to you because she doesn't know how creepy you are yet.

Usually takes me the second message to make it clear I'm a creepy fuck
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Harpie
01/22/21 8:53:47 PM
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Someone pretending to be your friend and then getting angry when they realize that you dont want to date them

Now Im jaded and dont respond to most dms from cemen

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ssj3vegeta
01/22/21 9:16:37 PM
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Harpie posted...
Someone pretending to be your friend and then getting angry when they realize that you dont want to date them

Now Im jaded and dont respond to most dms from cemen

smh at whoever dat CEman is but i think i know already but still smh
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Harpie
01/22/21 9:18:14 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
smh at whoever dat CEman is but i think i know already but still smh
Oh vegy you sweet summer child. Its a lot more than a single ceman


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Complete_Idi0t
01/22/21 9:20:39 PM
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A girl replied to your message. I think that means you're married now
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ssj3vegeta
01/22/21 9:21:34 PM
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Harpie posted...

Oh vegy you sweet summer child. Its a lot more than a single ceman


dis is why we can't have nice things
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Harpie
01/22/21 9:23:18 PM
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nothanks1
01/22/21 9:24:18 PM
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Try dying your hair pink
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ssj3vegeta
01/22/21 9:24:42 PM
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ApherosyLove
01/22/21 9:25:04 PM
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Self deprecation is not a good flirt tactic.

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Cowthief
01/22/21 9:25:53 PM
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you've never been PMed by a drunk Catboy before I see

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Harpie
01/22/21 9:26:15 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
https://i.imgur.com/6wzvUVC.png
Your account is 13 years older than mine and I almost have as many as you

simp HARDER

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BloodMoon7
01/22/21 9:27:24 PM
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Harpie posted...
The Cool Kids
I was going to joke about DMing you but damn. You and Vegy are clearly the jocks of CE. I'm just some nerd.
:(

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nothanks1
01/22/21 9:27:35 PM
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ssj3vegeta
01/22/21 9:28:12 PM
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I was about to say dat sbollen barely implemented da PM system a few years ago...but i went back to check and its been 10 years.... i'm old wtf
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Cowthief
01/22/21 9:37:20 PM
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*suplexes the above user and escapes on a cow*

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Simp
01/22/21 9:37:23 PM
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tfw you send 40x more PMs than you receive
why don't any of you ever respond?

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Harpie
01/22/21 9:40:02 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I was going to joke about DMing you but damn. You and Vegy are clearly the jocks of CE. I'm just some nerd.
:(
Create your own pm empire, I believe in you

nothanks1 posted...
https://i.imgur.com/VR90e3n.png
LOL

I wish this was real

ssj3vegeta posted...
I was about to say dat sbollen barely implemented da PM system a few years ago...but i went back to check and its been 10 years.... i'm old wtf
Maybe I should start calling you grandpa vegy

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Damn_Underscore
01/22/21 9:41:44 PM
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I actually have a fairly even ratio: 68 sent to 42 received

shows you how unpopular I am lol

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Harpie
01/22/21 9:45:41 PM
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here are some of my favorite pms


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armandro
01/22/21 9:49:01 PM
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can't believe doge would do this to CE

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ssj3vegeta
01/22/21 9:53:14 PM
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CouldBeAnAlt
01/22/21 9:55:35 PM
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Those were private harpie
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nothanks1
01/22/21 9:56:18 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Lol, wow.... CE really do creep on CEgals through PMs huh. smh tbh

Nah man, you already know what TJ send to FB and defended it
you're used to this like I'm used to putting on my bra
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Complete_Idi0t
01/22/21 9:57:27 PM
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You wear a bra? Are you a car?
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Harpie
01/22/21 9:57:49 PM
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armandro posted...
can't believe doge would do this to CE
doge is perfect

CouldBeAnAlt posted...
Those were private harpie
oh oopsies sorry! Okay, I wont leak the rest of your stuff I promise

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Dark_SilverX
01/22/21 9:59:08 PM
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These Chads are on fire with the CEgals.

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ZMythos
01/22/21 9:59:43 PM
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But I thought I was entitled to nudes for meeting minimal levels of decency in public interactions.

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armandro
01/22/21 10:02:01 PM
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ZMythos posted...
But I thought I was entitled to nudes for meeting minimal levels of decency in public interactions.
You have to buy gifts

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ZMythos
01/22/21 10:04:28 PM
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armandro posted...
You have to buy gifts
But how will I know what she likes? Couldn't I just give her the money to buy her own gifts? What if there was a way for me and others like me to exchange money for access to nudes and other exclusive content. Only diehard fans would have access to this content, and it could all be hosted online.

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Choco
01/22/21 10:05:37 PM
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wtf is wrong with some people jesus

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CouldBeAnAlt
01/22/21 10:05:45 PM
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I learned from harvest moon if you give someone the same gift everyday they'll eventually marry you
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Simp
01/22/21 10:05:48 PM
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armandro posted...
You have to buy gifts
yep, classic mistake

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ZMythos
01/22/21 10:06:39 PM
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CouldBeAnAlt posted...
I learned from harvest moon if you give someone the same gift everyday they'll eventually marry you
I learned from stardew valley that the quickest way to an artist's heart is a bland salad from your local bar.

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ssj3vegeta
01/22/21 10:08:13 PM
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ssj3vegeta
01/23/21 12:07:03 AM
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Ving_Rhames
01/23/21 12:10:10 AM
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ROFLLLLLl

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armandro
01/23/21 12:18:58 AM
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ZMythos posted...
But how will I know what she likes? Couldn't I just give her the money to buy her own gifts? What if there was a way for me and others like me to exchange money for access to nudes and other exclusive content. Only diehard fans would have access to this content, and it could all be hosted online.
check their steam wishlist duh

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Cowthief
01/23/21 5:07:44 AM
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KookyCouture
01/23/21 8:18:24 AM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Lol, wow.... CE really do creep on CEgals through PMs huh. smh tbh

here's a skunkdog classic..



I didn't respond lol

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Ving_Rhames
01/23/21 9:08:28 AM
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The CEgals should have a PM compilation thread lol

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MrResetti
01/23/21 9:11:02 AM
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People actually send PMs out of the blue to the women here?

Aiyiyi

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gunplagirl
01/23/21 9:13:48 AM
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CEmen will never know what it's like to go to the bathroom and you're really backed up, but then you remember girls don't poop so you have to sit there for a few minutes and drop a rock or something into the toilet to make a splash noise so nobody thinks you're a weirdo who fakes pooping.

It's called a poop rock and you store them in your purse, it's also why a lot of purses weigh so much.

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ApherosyLove
01/23/21 9:15:15 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
The CEgals should have a PM compilation thread lol
I deleted all mine!

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