Poll of the Day > my mom told me not to eat more than 6 prunes

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Soup_or_Science
01/25/21 4:01:19 AM
#1:


my mom told me not to eat more than 6 prunes



i ate 7

little does she know that 6 is the devil's number

and 7 is the number of luck, magical, and prospharisees

who do u think was right

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Bugmeat
01/25/21 4:10:48 AM
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I've eaten an entire bag of prunes with no consequences. You'll be fine with 7.


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Krazy_Kirby
01/25/21 7:40:08 AM
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do you mean prophecies?
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Soup_or_Science
01/25/21 12:36:45 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
do you mean prophecies?
No I meant prospharisees. The only pharisees that come out on top as pros in their field.

But it is certainly a number of prophesigns. Story time

I had a weird dream that I was in this corner store or whatever. I noticed a cop outside and it made me slightly uneasy. Before leaving the store, I happen to look down and see some monies. I pull the bill off the floor and proceed to pull three other bills off the ground (Like a $100 and some odd $20s or so)

The cashier: "So you find some money eh?"

"You can cash in your tickets at 1/2 price"

I look up and notice there is some type of lotto / gambling table thing that denotes values (unintelligible, basically just says things like 0.5x, 1x, 2x, 4x, onward and onward)

I look at my bills and notice they are more something like a dollar lookalike with cash value markings.

The cop walks in and he's like "No, sir, you'll stop right there.

I'm with the bureau and I've been following you for a long time. Now, if you know what's good for you, you'll let the young man cash in his tickets at the full 7 point value he's entitled to."

I am surprised, and delighted, and the cashier grumbles and hesitatingly has to agree

The dream ended before I could decide what I actually wanted to buy

I wake up feeling like I won the lotto or came into a lucky event

Nothing IRL actually happened, so I decide to see if waiting around will bring any luck or fortune upon me

I'm playing second life last night (which I do often) and even though I didn't feel like going to this small club, I did anyway

Before the end of the night, someone pays me $500L (linden dollars) out of the kindness of their heart lol

which really isn't much in USD but is a wonderful gesture nonetheless, and happily accepted

Good enough for me!

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