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Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:00:11 AM
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If I didn't fap as much or at all, I would lower my standards immensely

Fapping is like makeup for guys

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SolidShadow3
01/31/21 2:00:54 AM
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....wat

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Bloodmoon77
01/31/21 2:01:03 AM
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Being hungry is also key

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Smackems
01/31/21 2:01:08 AM
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Fapping is a possible free facial

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Irony
01/31/21 2:01:26 AM
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Make up for guys is a cigarette

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Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:01:47 AM
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i am rank 1 forever alone virgin who constantly gets matches on tinder and bumble but seemingly loses interest in them

i realize now its because id rather fap to hot chicks on insta

see? fapping is the problem

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Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:02:14 AM
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@SolidShadow3 i am rank 1 forever alone virgin who constantly gets matches on tinder and bumble but seemingly loses interest in them

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Smackems
01/31/21 2:03:11 AM
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By God... Tc has found the key

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Letron_James
01/31/21 2:19:47 AM
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Fappin deminishes sex pleasure and performance imp

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Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:23:37 AM
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Smackems posted...
By God... Tc has found the key
i know right? i think i just solved the problem of the "incels" on this board who aren't really incels but just prefer to fap to something really attractive

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Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:24:16 AM
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really attractive to them anyway

since tbh all girls are attractive and your axiology is bullshit

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Smackems
01/31/21 2:25:09 AM
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What's my axiology? Is it contagious?

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SolidShadow3
01/31/21 2:39:03 AM
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Mitch_Haniger posted...
@SolidShadow3 i am rank 1 forever alone virgin who constantly gets matches on tinder and bumble but seemingly loses interest in them
Idk.. sounds like you found the key being happy single. Just love yourself homie. Fap to all those instabitches.

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ClockworkHare
01/31/21 2:48:11 AM
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Mitch_Haniger posted...
If I didn't fap as much or at all, I would lower my standards immensely

Fapping is like makeup for guys
How would you know? You took notes on other guys' experiences? You did interviews..?

Or maybe it's just you.

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SolidShadow3
01/31/21 3:20:31 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
How would you know? You took notes on other guys' experiences? You did interviews..?

Or maybe it's just you.
This is the interview.

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I4NRulez
01/31/21 3:21:35 AM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
....wat

He's saying that when he's horny he settles

when he jerks it he has higher standards because he's not horny

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SolidShadow3
01/31/21 3:28:42 AM
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I4NRulez posted...
He's saying that when he's horny he settles

when he jerks it he has higher standards because he's not horny
Yea.. we covered that

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